OMG I HAVENT BEEN ON IN MONTHS- IGNORE ALL THIS >>just testing things out and going crazy, pretty active, originally used this as a testing account, still here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Spaghetti with a spoon, currently equipped with alien tech and defending earth
I was too caught up with the aliens they are still trying to attack earth, I have already wiped out an army that was after me, they stole some of my tech, I’m currently recovering in my doomsday bunker
The all mighty alien overlords are now trying to contact me via teleporting a note to me in a unknown language, I am now in high alert and ready to attack, I have equipped a lazer gun that one of the aliens had in their pocket and other high tech gadgets and weapons they had
I have successfully fought off the aliens I now have a dead or alive bounty on planet #294747482 for 1 billion dollars, staying in my doomsday bunker with a bowl of spaghetti and an axe