i am a pansexual, autistic, trans male. damn thats a mouthful. i am always up for a chat. I LOVE horror, and things that mess with your head. I listen to a lot of metal, punk, rock, and alternative music.
i am an open book so ask away
If you think you recognise me that is because this isn't the first time i have been on TAPAS if you want to hear more about this submit a question on my story/novel/q&a/idk what to call it
Hey my lads, ladies and Legos
guess what
I’m 17 today, and I am at school today because attendance is mandatory, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to do any work, SO I will be answering questions all day!
except for this afternoon I’m going to zambrero to get BURRITOS
Hey my lads, ladies and legos
how do you guys answer scam calls?
here are a few options
1. Roadkill cafe', you kill it, we'll grill it
2. Bills abortion clinic no foetus can beat us!
3. Joe’s pizza, you give me 12 bucks I’ll give you 12 inches!
4. HEAVY BREATHING
5. Aaron's sperm bank, you squeeze em, we freeze em.
6. Bob's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
7. Cindy's Circumcision Clinic, you flop we chop
8. City morgue - You Kill 'em, We Chill 'em
9. Halls Crematorium god took em we'll cook em
10. Frank's Taxidermy, you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em!
11. Pinkie’s Porno Palace.... what's your pleasure?
12. Betty's BDSM Boutique. All of our operators are tied up right now, leave a message you bad bad boy
13. Bob's ambulance, you maul 'em we haul 'em.
14. Velvet Touch Massage Parlour . . . We never rub you the wrong way.
15. Your soul is mine
16. Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterdays loss is todays sauce
hey my lads ladies and legos,
next week is my last week of school for the year so i will have more time to answer questions for 'Ask Away'
so start sending in your questions they can be anything serious or not (im probs gonna regret saying that)
and if i dont know the answer i will try and find the answer through ✧・゚:* RESARCH *:・゚✧*
hey my lads, ladies, and legos
I tried to hand this in for the Woolworths colouring in competition and the lady said she couldn’t accept it because it was inappropriate
what do you think