((An introduction to the slightly twisted world of GAMEFIXED. I will justify what I’ve created by insisting that one day, this content will be very nostalgic.))
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[FROM THE ARCHIVES OF THE Ț̵͇̞͎̼̮͌̓/̵͕̜̳̬̜͚̥̞̽̚͝/̸̡̺̱̮̙̰̘̹̋́̋̊̋̇̐̎T̷̳̟̞͈̆̋̀͑͝-̷̛̺̯̐̇̒͊͂-̵̧̙̻̯̟̰̬̼̓̾́-̵̤͚̉̉̒͗͝-̴͓̰͛ ̶̡̩̻̞̩̗̂̎̃̏̆Å̷̹̪̲̚-̷̧̱͚̞̯̤͕̭͑̔̊̕-̵̤̪̫͐̈-̴̭̞̑̐̋̕_̵͚̘͑̈́̓̉̒͐_̴̨̰͇̘̝̻̯̈́̐_̷̡̛̖̝̘̏́̍́]
[DATE: 02.21.2̸̢̡̧̨̘͔̦̥̬͓̘͎͒̾̈̀͂̃͌͜ͅ-X̶̡̢̛̗̣̗̻͙̝̘̣̠̟̪̖̃͋̎͌̀̐̿̓͝X̶̰̟̄͜͝]
[DR. H] Hey, buddy, uh… I, um, I have a new project for you to work on.
[A̵D̴-̸I̴-̶-̸-̷] Oh? What’s this, another “important side mission?”
[DR. H] Uhh… Well… This time it really is important, I swear.
[A̵D̴-̸I̴-̶-̸-̷] Mm-hmm. You’re speaking in hushed tones and you look unbelievably sheepish. I doubt this is worth diverting even a negligible amount of processing time—
[DR. H] Hey, shut up! Look, it’s not gonna take much time at all, especially not for you. I… I have a new idea. F-for a… for a game.
[A̵D̴-̸I̴-̶-̸-̷] …A game.
[DR. H] Yeah. But this time it’s really good. A-and I need your help.
[A̵D̴-̸I̴-̶-̸-̷] Honey. Coding a video game is not in my job description. The others would be mad if they found out you were trying to assign me stuff like this.
[DR. H] I… I know. But this is really important to me. And I don’t want you to code the game for me. I… uh… just wanted a software I could make the game in. Like how the indie developers used to do it, before the w—
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Ooooo...how smart is this!!!! I don't even need that game...oooo...that's exactly how I feel sometimes waking up! I mean...I gotta sub! Luv the computer art. Crazy game...GET UP/wake up! That is one challenging goal.
View the trailer here: https://youtube.com/watch?v=13jOANADsn8
HALPRT is the sentient protagonist of an indie game masterminded by a dead weeb. When he first spawns, his life is okay - he lives in a nice neighborhood, he has a friend named SAM, and he is free to sulk around his house as much as he pleases. But the serenity does not last long. A disembodied voice starts ordering him around, setting off a chain reaction that sends him stumbling right into a cliched heroic adventure...
Journey with HALPRT as he attempts to survive his quest, with a little help from his new NPC acquaintances - and a little too much help from the snarky, sadistic A.I. who controls his entire universe. Cheer HALPRT on as everything around him comes to ruin, thanks to an unexpected mystery guest who hails from beyond the fourth wall.
Enjoy a slightly ironic storyline. Enjoy simplistic animesque art and a somewhat less simplistic plot, sprinkled with malevolent jokes and self-indulgent satire. Enjoy a soft-science-fiction theme with a couple of big twists. Enjoy a surplus of parody characters who are actually very miserable. Enjoy GAMEFIXED.
CW: themes of depression, trauma and loss, occasional language, occasional violence/blood, and a whole lot of awful jokes
GAMEFIXED on YouTube - https://youtube.com/channel/UC4YYjytM_6NnCglj05fsw1Q
GAMEFIXED on SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/user-53189748
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