P: "whats the sheeps name?" DM as character: "Muttonsworth."

DM: "Walking down the path your party stumbles upon the high elf fighter, Ivy Ducksteed." P: " hey babe." P: " Ew."

DM: " on the desk you see a leather journal open to a detailed journal entry about the old man believing he has sinned and his church will harshly punish him." " and a credit card cut in half." P: "LOL"

P: " so how does this work? is my whole butt in the wolves mouth?"                DM: " yes your whole ass is in the wolves mouth, its a very big wolf."