My parents named me Bambi for reasons beyond my understanding. I had never watched the Disney movie or read the book it was based on. Bambi was me; I was the only real Bambi, no one else. Thank you, Jidenna, for the song you dedicated to me, I really didn't expect it.

Haha. If you couldn't tell, I was joking. I don't personally know any artist on this planet, except maybe my brothers. I didn't even know Jidenna existed until Cherry was like, "Hey Bambs," [my friends call me Bambs], "Jidenna made a song about you!"

And I was like, "Who's Jidenna?"

I had lived under a rock for the majority of my childhood then lifted the rock and placed a mansion under it to continue living blissfully in ignorance. [Talk about an upgrade!]

Two paragraphs into this, you must be wondering what THIS was. Well, this is my life. I thought it was obvious enough with the title and everything. Why is it in italics? [You might be asking] Well, there are some questions only God can answer.

I live my life in italics, and I have since I was born, deal with it it.