A narrator is shown, next to chocolate...

Narrator: Hey readers, I hope you all enjoyed episode 5, it was enjoyable, I'm telling ya, now for some reason I'm here, frying chocolate like I'm going to India....but that’s not the reason... and it’s a special….since it’s all a D-R- you will finish….

Sits straight...

Narrator: Today, I’m gonna tell you a very interesting and funny valentines’ tale, a tale about love, a tale about single, a tale about fake romance...a tale about seeing which girl is happy for the other. That doesn’t make Coin Rush's episode different, that's how it is, and I hope you enjoy...

It then shows the sky of Cointropolis, and birds flying...

Narrator: Valentines day.....a day of love, a day of romance, a day about hanging out and finding the right person, a tale about doing wicked stuff in bed....*laughs* But anyway, that's not the true story here....the true story here all begins at Hotel Pizza, February 14....

AT HOTEL PIZZA..

Cheesy and the whole gang are lying on the couch, with pink hearts and chocolates...

Cheesy:

"Valentine’s Day, it’s time for love,

But also time for cash above!

I’d buy some flowers, but let’s be real,

A gold coin heart has more appeal!"

(Cheeseburger takes the mic, deep in thought, then turns dramatic.)

Cheeseburger:

"Love should be strong, deep, and true…

But girls, I don't have any of them, and I want them right now!

I’d give them chocolates, wrapped up tight…

Or… a contract, to say I’m right!"

(Corn Flakes Boy jumps in, completely missing the point.)

Corn Flakes Boy:

"Roses are red, violets are blue,

Corn Flakes are crunchy, and milk is too!"

…Wait, that’s not right…

"Anyway, I just want a date…

With a bowl… before it's too late!"

(Fireslayer stumbles forward, drunk and off-key.)

Fireslayer:

"Loooove… is a feeling so grand…

Like a bottle in my haaaand…

To my one true love, my ride-or-die…

Oh wait, I finished it… goodbye!"

(Tiffany, rolling her eyes, takes over with a smooth, jazzy vibe.)

Tiffany:

"I don’t need roses, I don’t need gold,

Just someone who isn’t ice-cold…

I don't know which one to earn, but it's sooo challenging

So now I’m swiping left tonight!"

(Rita excitedly jumps in, cheerful and innocent.)

Rita:

"Valentine’s Day is fun and sweet!

Candy, love, and hearts that beat!

I hope my sister finds her way…

And that Corn Flakes Boy stops eating hay!"

(Creamsweet joins in, warm and heartfelt.)

Creamsweet:

"Baking a cake, frosting so nice,

Sweet like love, a perfect slice!

No tricks, no clones, no great disguise…

Just a pie that says ‘I apologize’!"

(Quack-O-Evil cackles, suddenly making it sinister.)

Quack-O-Evil:

"Valentine’s Day, what a joke…

Why love when you can provoke?

Instead of kisses, instead of hearts…

I’d rather tear the world apart!"

(Professor Kick My Golick Balls appears, interrupting.)

Professor Kick My Golick Balls:

"Scientifically, love is absurd!

A chemical reaction, haven’t you heard?

So instead of gifts, or romance fake…

Here’s a formula… to make your heart break!"

(The Roaches chime in, weird and creepy.)

Roaches:

"Scuttling, scuttling, love is a game…

We live in the walls, we know your name!

Forget romance, forget delight…

We’ll steal your chocolates in the night!"

(Adam Diagonal crashes in with a dramatic villain monologue.)

Adam Diagonal:

"Love is for fools, I need no date…

My only desire… is DOMINATE!"

(Everyone jumps back in for a chaotic, overlapping finale.)

All Together:

"Valentine’s Day, it’s sweet and wild…

Some find love, some stay beguiled!

From romance, food, or evil schemes…

We hope you find your sweetest dreams!"

Song ends

Narrator: And after the gang sang their song, they start doing their stuff...quirky you say…….

AT THE COMMON ROOM….

Creamsweet is sitting down, watching plates…

Cheesy comes

Cheesy: Hey, Creamsicle! How’s the valentines going?

Creamsweet: Oh, Cheesy, it’s going great! I’m seeing a man at dinner, and he is so handsome!

Cheesy: Wow, that’s nice, at least you have a soulmate…unlike me who just runs in the yard, wearing dirty socks…

Cutaway

Cheesy is running, flies are following him…

Cheesy: Oh god, this is great, keep on, keep on!

Pigs run and bite his butt

Cheesy: Ow! You wanted to chew my ass?!

Cutaway ends

Creamsweet: Sorry, Cheesy, but valentines is about love, and your not alone….

Cheesy: Oh, great, creamsweet, always trying to cheer me up! I’m sure you even have a PHD in being kind, hah! Creamsweet, PHD, Kind, Loving, trying to cheer people up, even though she is depressed….

Creamsweet: Oh, and what about yours? Birds peck your nipples?!

Cheesy: Hell no! And I need your help!

Creamsweet: Oh great, the guy who has a PHD in lying, now wants help…

Cheesy: I want to date the popular girl in my school Marla! But I don’t know how! And I need you to act as my girlfriend to make her jealous!

Creamsweet: Lemme think…………………….No….

Cheesy: Come on!

Creamsweet: I have a date! Find someone else!

Cheesy: And plus, I’ll pay you!

Creamsweet: *eyes turn intrigued* Really?!

Cheesy: Not guilty as charged!

With Fireslayer

Fireslayer is driving with his girlfriend…

Fireslayer: Oh, yeah! We are cruising!

Girlfriend: Yeah babe!

Fireslayer: I hope your enjoying this valentines sweetheart, I have 120 beers prepared for you!

Girlfriend: Aww, Fireslayer…and it would have been better if you put it in your anus…..

Fireslayer: Aww, wanna get naughty here, huh?

They get close

Girlfriend: *removes clothes* Yes…..right here….i want to feel your body….

Fireslayer: *removes underwear* Oh-ho-ho, you’re a beautiful stinking prostitute!

Girlfriend: Wait…..what did you call me?

Fireslayer: A ST-

Girlfriend: *puts a finger on his mouth* I LOVE IT….

With Corn Flakes Boy, at Hotel Pizza

He gets flowers, and he is dressed in a fancy suit…….

Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Oh, my favourite sweety! It is Corn Flakes!

It shows a corn flakes bowl with rotten milk

Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Any plans for tonight sweetheart?

*SILENCE*

Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: I forgot the flowers, coming babe!

He goes…

And the corn flakes becomes ALIVE….

Bowl: I am………….AVENGEEEED!

Mr. Corn Flakes Boy comes back with flowers

And he sees….

Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: OH MY GOD, IT’S ALIVE?!

With Tiffany…

Tiffany is getting her makeup ready, and preparing her hair…

Tiffany: This is going to be the best valentines day, yet! I’m gonna find a boy in high-school!

She looks in the mirror…..

Tiffany: I look beautiful so far…….*chuckles* I can’t wait when the-

She sees in the mirror she is a boy

Tiffany: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

She gets a gun and shoots the mirror….

Tiffany: What the-………What the-………..What is that?..........

She looks everywhere….

Tiffany: Huh…I’m normal…….

She goes out, and gets electrocuted…

She is then a BOY…………

With Cheeseburger……

Cheeseburger is eating lots of food, and becoming obese….and drinks a lot of whiskey…

Cheeseburger: *eyes red and bloodshot* If I can’t have a special valentine……*pants* I will make the food my valentine!

He keeps eating all the food, and puts a mouthful, while a guest comes….

Guest: Hey uh, sir, can I have a pizza?

Cheeseburger:….*with food in the mouth* First…….be my valentine………

Guest: Ummm, I just want a pizza….

Cheeseburger: Of course you can’t! Who can date a boy who keeps eating, and loves his brother?!

He then gets more whiskey and drinks it, and gets a huge cake, and KFC, and Burger King, and lots of Mcdonalds…

Cheeseburger: Oh, yes! That’s my valentine!

With Rita….

She is at the park, with a boy…..on the bench….

Boy: You know what Rita, I never knew I would love you so much, I’ve been cheating so lately, I forgot…

Rita: Wait a minute? Your cheating?!

Boy: Yes….i am….i like flirting…so can you still be my girlfriend?

Rita: I can’t! And I can never love a cheating snake!

Boy: C’mon Rita, I’ll prove it to you!

Rita: You wanna know how to prove it? Bring your girlfriends, and we will see which one you like, Pronto!

Boy: Yes, sweetheart….

Rita: *blushes* Don’t call me that B-B-Baka!

It then shows Professor Kick My Golick Balls in the pond…

Professor Kick My Golick Balls:…..Since love is a chemical reaction….i think it will be romantic, if I make these two ducks, fall in love

The ducks fight in water….

Professor Kick My Golick Balls: *deep breath* With this love chemical, it will work! Contains dopamine and oxytocin!

He then pours the chemical in the pond…..

Professor Kick My Golick Balls: I hope this works….

The ducks then stop fighting….

Professor Kick My Golick Balls: *gasps* It’s working!

Then the ducks turn to him, and start pulling his clothes, and biting him…

Professor Kick My Golick Balls: Ow! Ow! I thought it was a love potion!

He starts running across the streets, with the flock of ducks following him…..

It then shows Adam Diagonal on the wall…talking to Mrs. Banana

Adam Diagonal: So, you have dinner reservations? And no one?!

Mrs. Banana: *filing nails* Yes…..

Adam Diagonal: I can come!

Mrs. Banana: What?!

With the roaches at the military

Sergeant Roach: Now the Russia and Ukraine invasion war has been happening for 3 years now…..and they fought in 2014, but no one knows I guesss….so what should we do to offer Ukraine something beautiful?

Roach#1: Chocklates!

From far

Russian Lady: я шпионил за тобой

With Tame-do the Lame-do

Tame-do the lame do is waiting in a lady’s bathroom

Tame-do the Lame-do: Oh, I can’t wait to push those doors open and see ladies! That’s what I want to do for valentines….

He opens, and a Lady screams

Tame-do the Lame-do: AH! I NEVER SAW!

                ‘’And that’s why you must not check in women’s bathrooms!’’

 TO BE CONTINUED...

CHAPTER 2 IS COMING SOON!