Dm: "okay so the monster is barely holding on, he is close to death," P: "okay, i flick it with my fingers." P: *rolls well* Dm: "sigh, you defeated the chuul with one mighty flick." 

P: "death by flick."

P: "After this adventure, his emotions are conflicted!"

P: " hey fatty, whatcha doin next weekend?"

Dm: " you just got tentacled boi."

P: "THE WRATH OF NATURE," *smacks twig over head*

P: " so.. he has your items?" " yeah, and your mom."