We are currently in a deep-shit-situation!

Thanks to Joe, who forgot to leash Poncho, my pet labrador.

I had told him bazillion times, never to unleash Poncho when his outside the yard. Poncho goes berserk, and it’s almost close to impossible to re-capture him, not without my little brother George's dog whistle which is not possible at the moment.

“Are you sure? Mrs. Tiffany is not at home”, I said while sweated bullets.

“Of course, she isn’t here. I rang the bell at least five times and even shouted thrice at her window. I can bet my premium porn collection, which the house is empty.” Robert who tip-toed along with me was the in-front of me while walking through the hallway passage.

“This is, really a bad idea! What If we got caught for trespassing? I bet she even has a licensed firearms for her protection.”, I grabbed Rob by his shoulder,

“Let’s go back Rob, Joe, we shall apologize together! She would definitely, forgive us. What do you say, Joe? Joe….?”

Joe was just behind me a second ago had, vanished into thin air.

“For fuck sake Joe! Where did you go?” Rob cried out loud.

I panicked, “What the fuck! Keep your voice low for christ sake!”

Rob pushed me away, “No one can hear us, just find poncho and joe, will you?”

“Fuck wasn’t poncho enough of pain that we need to find Joe, maybe he went back outside?” I said doubtingly,

“That fucktard would never miss an opportunity like this! “

I took a deep sigh, Rob started to search at the hallway, and living room, I searched the kitchen and the dining hall.

After I completed the search, I pulled out a toy walkie-talkie, which actually belonged to my younger brother, as someone said, ‘Desperate situation calls, desperate measures.’

“You there Dirk? Give me a quick status update.”

Just in a second, the cranky walkie-talkie answered,

“This is Dirk, the post is clear. So you still haven’t caught poncho?”

Dirk was posted outside Mrs. Tiffany's house, and he stood outside to keep us update if someone does come to Mrs. Tiffany’s house.

“Fuck NO! Even Joe is running amok inside the house. We need to capture Poncho and Joe! Damn, We should have posted Joe outside instead.”

“Eh! That is some deep shit good luck with that! Hurry up, guys. I don’t wanna get mixed with this ruckus. Over & Out.”

He cut off the line, and even Rob returned, back after he searched the hallway and living room, according to his facial expression, I could tell nothing good has come.

Suddenly,

“Rob, Sam!! Check this OUT!! “

It was Joe’s loud voice, that came from upstairs,

We threw a glance at each other for a second and dashed towards upstairs,

“Did you find poncho? Joe”, asked Rob,

“For holy mother Mary’s sake Joe! Stick your ass together, will you? If you did find Poncho grab him let's move out.” Both I and Rob raced upstairs,

But when we reached upstairs there was a door that was slightly opened, and the lights were on,

“Eh? Joe??”

Suddenly the door opened widely,

“Fuck poncho, check this out!! “

In his both hands he hands dozens of pairs of panties and bras!

“What the fuck?!! JOE!!! Why are you cuddling with Mrs. Tiffany’s undergarment! Can’t you read the situation.! “ I scowled,

“That’s a quite beautiful laundry there! But we, really need to grab poncho before she arrives,” said Rob calmly,

“This is not any ordinary undergarments! “, Joe pulled his right arm, closer and took a deep sniff of the laundries,

“This is unwashed lingerie!! It’s the treasure of a Granus city! Wanna have a sniff? “

“JOE PLEASE BE SERIOUS!! FUCK!!! “ This time I raised my voice,

Rob went to the opposite room from the bathroom,

“I would be glad to give you the honor award trophies for discovering Mrs. Tiffany’s unwashed undergarments, But first please look out for Poncho please,”

“Eh, alright!” said while Joe took a sigh,

Rob went into the room,

I was going downstairs to re-check if we had missed some corners.

When I was about to start looking,

“GUYS!!” Joe cried out,

I came sprinting through the stairs,

“So did you caught the son of the bitch? Joe??” I asked while trying to grab a little air, breathing heavily.

But there was no sign of Poncho and Rob also was as confused as me,

Joe turned back his head slowly, his mouth and eyes were wide open,

“She wears G cup, Bra!! “

We were still recollecting what Joe had just said,

I looked towards Rob,

“Rob can you slap Joe or should I knock his tooth out! ”

But Rob grabbed me by the arm, and I halted at my place.

“Wow I never knew she had some humongous melons, but if you do not start looking for Poncho in the next few seconds, I would never lend you my porn collections at all ”

“Alright! Enough with the undergarments, let's look out for Poncho. Together” said Joe,

That’s what I was trying to explain him for the last 15 minutes!

I again went downstairs and started to look out for Poncho,

Poncho tailed Mrs. Tiffany’s cat inside her home and all the four of us in the mission to retrieve poncho before he destroys Mrs. Tiffany’s property.

Mrs. Tiffany was a widow who had recently shifted to my neighbor. She’s beautiful and also the milf-idol-fantasy of every boy of our colony here. She lives alone at her house and sometimes greets me, good morning whenever I’m on the way to college.

When we decided to re-capture poncho, Joe was the first one to break into the house. We post Dirk for the lookout duty. I took one talkie and handed another walkie-talkie to Dirk, which I stole from little George’s room.

But shit is messed up currently, and there is no sign of Poncho. I almost searched Halfway, and did not find any clue at all,

It looked as if all hope was lost, and then we heard a voice.

“Sam, Rob. Get the fuck here!! Right now!! "

It was Joe again, I wanted to give a punch right at his face for wasting our time and energy, but this time I don’t think he would want to risk enough and cut off the porn supply from Rob.

So I knew that Joe wasn’t that useless at last.

I took a breath of relief, and again dashed the stairs, “ I hope, that you are not going to brag about her Lingerie company name, are you? “

I said it while I was still in the midway of the stairs.

I saw Rob at the top of the stairs who facing towards Joe’s position. His jaws were wide open, and eyeballs were about to pop out as if found out a corpse,

“Did you find Poncho? Did he break something? Or what??” I continued to ask but no reply from another side,

Rob not even flinched from his position,

When I reached the top, I looked towards Joe. He was standing in the doorway of the bathroom, and on his left arm, he still grabbed on Mrs. Tiffany’s lingerie, and on the other right arm that was raised in the air as if holding a trophy.

I was a bit confused and tried to sort out the situation. I was damn sure that he did not found Poncho, but he was in a state of shock.

There was total silence, Nor Rob or Joe said a word.

“Eh is that a dog toy? Are you going to use that lure Pancho or what??”

“It’s not a dog toy, Sam,” said Rob while continued to stare it in awe,

Joe raised his right arm even higher that held a green cylindrical thing with lots of pores above it.

“IT’S A FUCKING DILDO!!! Can you imagine! A hot busty milf, widow, and this stuff go inside her slutty pussy!! Just imagine!! I bet she has recently used it and she would not bother to clean it up after because it’s her own, personal dildo! This is a Holy grail what I am holding! The path to eternal life. “

And Joe suddenly started to kiss and lick the dildo!

“Rob, can you help me to beat the shit out of Joe? “

“Holy shit! That's a real dotted dildo, and there is strap holder beside it! If you use the strap, you can wear it. It’s used in S&M plays! This is a legendary discovery man, Joe you're a genius! “

Even Rob lost his mind, and he started to praise Joe.

Suddenly my walkie received a broadcast “Guys! Guys!!! …. You there?”

“Can you guys calm down, I won’t be able to hear Dirk from this cheap crappy device.” and turned my attention towards the walkie-talkie,

“ Hey Dirk we are here, so what--- the fuck Joe?”

Joe snatched the walkie-talkie,

“DIRK!! WE FOUND A FUCKING DILDO!!! Can you believe it? Not any ordinary Dildo but the one used in S&M play! I just licked this holy grail, and now I am a step closer to manhood! “ exclaimed Joe.

“STICK THAT DILDO RIGHT UP YOU ASS! JOE! “ screamed Dirk,

Everyone was astounded over Dirk abusive statement, to be honest, Dirk always was the shy and collected type of person,

I snatched the walkie-talkie back again,

“Hey there Dirk? Whats with you?? “ I asked politely, and I gulped the spit that was about to rush out of my mouth, I was ready for the worst.

Then the radio again started to transmit,

“Mrs. Tiffany just went inside the house, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!!!!!!! “

In my thought, I thought this was a bad joke. Tho Dirk wasn’t the person to joke about such things, and he did not have a shit ounce of humor. I truly want to believe it as a joke,

But then I heard the entry door shut close.

-to be continued