The gang scamper and skid out of the building and stand behind while watching the giant beast slither by. The sticky beast was large with a green hue, with bubbles popping left and right, long slimy arms with gigantic bionic hands, a robot head placed on the top, and a dark red glow buried within the monster’s chest. Not only that, but it was a hot day as well, so the gelatin gave off a weird, funky smell. The smell was strong enough that even the weakest of person fainted in seconds.
“Hey, Blobby!” Jean-Luc called out as he used his powers to fly up to the beast, “Don’t you have a factory to be at? I’m pretty hungry for some-BLEGH! GAH! OHHHH MY GAWD! WHAT IS THAT BURNING IN MY EYES?!?” Jean-Luc’s taunt was interrupted by the immediate catch of the offending smell shoving itself into the fox’s poor nostrils. The robot head saw the opportunity and immediately slapped the fox HEADFIRST into the ground with a crash. The beast slithers away as the gang check if their leader is ok.
“You alright, boss?” Danny asked, pulling his leader from out of the ground. Jean-Luc comes out and says, “I feel like I just walked into a fish factory….”
“Don’t worry, big brother. It’s basically jelly! I can go eat it,” Joey spoke with joy then super-jumped over to the slime monster. Joey opens his big bunny mouth WIDE, ready to swallow down the gelatinous mounds of robot only for his first bite to be a rather… disgusting one. On that first bite, Joey’s eyes suddenly pop out like marbles while his ears deflate as a bad taste of pickles, dirt, and metallic sewage began to overtake his taste buds. Joey’s body then drains of its color then he falls to the ground and breaks like glass.
“Joey, you alright?” Jean-Luc the fox called as he and the others ran to him. Joey slowly forms into back into himself, then took a fresh toothbrush from his hat and began to scrub his tongue out. He then spat to the others, “It tasted like when our pickles went bad that time…”
“Pickles?” 100% Julie asked herself, seeing some of the gelatin on Joey’s hat. She then scooped some of the jelly off and tasted it while pondering to herself what it is. The realization hit her like a brick while the monster continued attacking the town.
“Guys, we’ve been standing here for about ten minutes now watching these idiots fail,” Danny retorted about the situation, “Why don’t we all figure out a plan before-” Danny suddenly gets caught in the monster’s slime as it charged at the gang like a bullet train. The slime then came back and was ready to charge again. Jean-Luc immediately signaled Joey, and both brothers gathered power into their hands as the monster charged fast, and shot a hand blast at the beast. The slime monster took the blast head on and exploded into chunks. Danny was flung from the beast to then be caught by Jean-Luc.
“Good to see you finally came up with a plan,” Danny commented casually. Just then, the gelatin began to rumble and shake. The miscellaneous, yet evil robot pieces began to put the slime monster back together, but this time being LARGER than the last, and having the glowing heart pieces turn crimson red, blinding dark-red eyes within the head of the robot and the slime monster. The slime then raised its humongous arms into the air, and began to let large droplets of its own goo fall to the ground. The gang quickly dived out of the way while the droplets fell. The large droplets then grow a large pair of eyes, hulking bodies, and muscular arms and legs and stood tall like bodybuilders then posed gloriously and made a huge grunt, all with a wondrous shine to finish it off. The gang stood there awe struck and scared while Melody’s face was deep red as she fainted to the ground. The slime monster then proceeded to ungodly birth more slime minions all across the town, surrounding the Whackos while also terrorizing the citizens. Women and children being slimed! Men being thrown down and dragged into alleyways being slimed! Cats and Dogs holding onto each other for dear life! And MASS HYSTERIA EVERYWHERE!! What were Jean-Luc and his friends to do?! They were going to fight of course! The four idiots grabbed everything they could use as a weapon, then charged at a few minions ahead of them and began to attack. The gang blasted and punched and ate at every minion available. The robo-slime monster blasted geysers of slime at each unsuspecting member of the gang, only having them dodge it by simply INCHES of then own livelihood. The battle ensued, but there seemed to be no end. As the creatures attacked, the gang attacked hard while also trying to hit at the beast as much as they could. Julie and Danny stood back-to-back and fired shots, destroying each slime monster, then climbed to the rooftops to take care of the others in the air. Melody continually outwitted each slime creature with every city object around her, while Joey continued to eat at the gelatin army despite the bad taste it gave him. Jean-Luc stood in front of one of the beasts, while looked him in the eye and smirked at the fox.
“What are you gonna do, big guy?” Jean-Luc commented playfully, “You know you can’t just go around sliming people like that. What would the children think?” The slime monster hovered over the fox, only for it to then receive a punch within its body. Jean-Luc then powered his hand again, and caused the minion to explode into time bits of goo.
“Heh, heh, heh, heh. What a maroon.” Jean-Luc laughed, only to take it back when it multiplied around the fox like a circle. The fox smirked as he commented to himself, “This just got interesting.” Jean-Luc twisted himself tightly then let go and spun around like a foxy tornado, cutting through the circular army, while also helping out the others on the ground floor. Jean-Luc then springs upward, blew up his hands and clapped loudly, causing a vibrations to shake the gelatin army and cause them to explode.
“Joey! Plan Alpha-9-ER, GO!”
“Plan Alpha-9-ER, GO!” Joey shouted joyfully as he then morphed into a swinging crane machine and swung his crane-shaped head all at the giant beast. Jean-Luc then jumped onto Joey and began to drive him like a fast car, going around and stopping a variety of slime monsters whilst saving much of the citizens in need. However, with the amount of citizens they save, the slime monster captures more and more, trapping the citizens on the walls and floors like flies with no chance of escape.
“We can’t get around without this slime monster getting in the way!” Jean-Luc shouted, “And the more we destroy these creatures, they just MULTIPLY!!!”
“We need to hold it off somehow!” Melody shouted as one of the slippery minions wrapped its goopy tentacles around her. She was then saved in the nick of time by Julie, who shot a ray gun at it, making it explode.
“What we need is a couple of suckers!” 100% Julie added on.
“But Ryan’s gone! And we only have Joey! He’s the only sucker we got!”
“Not THAT sucker!” Julie corrected, “I mean we need something that’ll suck up these things!” Julie then gets caught in a slime ball. “I’m starting to hate gelatin…” From above, Joey sees Julie trapped in a ball of slime. The boy gasps and shouts, “Don’t worry, my princess! I’ll save you!” He jumps down from a street lamp and jumps into the slime ball, accidentally trapping himself. Joey looks at Julie and smiles awkwardly while Julie rolled her eyes at him. Joey continued his quick thinking and began to twirl his ears like a fast propeller, trying to the cut ball into pieces but with no effort. The ball then hopped around splashing all over the place and catching everything in its grasp. Cutting to a local office building, a group of workers sit at a round table talking about how to produce more sales for their gelatin product.
“Boys we’re in a slump. We need something… SOMETHING! To bring more money to our company. But we can’t! And do you know why?” the speaker spoke.
“Why?” the workers asked.
“BECAUSE YOU’RE ALL WORTHLESS IDIOTS!!!!”
“But Boss! We can do it! We-we-we’ll have a parade!”
“Or endorse our product by the mayor!”
“STOP MAKING YOURSELVES LOOK STUPID AND COME UP WITH A REAL PLAN!” The boss yelled.
“Well we could set up a campaign!” One of the workers commented, “We-w-we could have a company mascot!” The boss looked at the one worker and pondered to himself, “Yes… I do the sound of that…. CHARLIE!”
“YES-Yes SIR?!”
“Get your head from all the damage outside and draw me a mascot, or you’re fired!” The boss ordered and Charlie quickly ran to his office.
“Heh, heh, heh…. Best plan I ever came up with.” The boss congratulated to himself. Before he could take a cigar and smoke it, the slime ball crashed through the office window and rolled around, catching many of the workers and making them scream and run away as it crunched its way through every room of the place before flying back out of the window. Melody and Danny saw the slime ball crash through buildings to capture civilians and encase them in its ball and gave chase while Jean-Luc distracted the slime monster. Jean-Luc turned his head to a television store, and what was playing was a scene where a teenage robot girl encounters a similar slime monster and then began to drown it out with water.
“Hey buddy!” Jean-Luc looked at a nearby fire hydrant conjured an idea based on the television show, “You like some water?” The slime monster roared while the robot parts then froze in fear.
“Well come get some!” Jean-Luc finished as he then pulled a fire hydrant out of the ground, sprouting a river of water to rise straight into the air. Jean-Luc then took a large metal pot from his tail and placed it over the water, letting it shoot from in the air to the slime beast, causing the beast and the robots to shout in pain and dive away. The beast then took its hand and painfully squashed the fire hydrant, despite the water flying all over the place. The leftover water sprouts then sprayed across some of the town, cleaning some of the gelatin off of the fox while a longshot bit of water splashed onto the passing slime ball, and suddenly lets Joey slip out. Joey fell onto his back then woke up and said, “Hey! I’m free!” But then a scream was heard as Melody was about to get caught, but Danny pushed her out of the way and gets caught instead. The ball then jumps immediately into the slime beast, giving the beast some slime it lost from the water splash.
“Oh no! Danny!” Melody yelled while vainly trying to reach to him. Jean-Luc then began to speak of a plan, “Guys, this slime is prone to drown by water. If we can melt it, we might be able to do some damage.”
“But where-” Danny started but a crash is heard, “Where are we going to get so much water?”
“To JULIE’S LAB!” Jean-Luc shouted proudly while pointing his finger to the air. He grabbed the others and rocketed off, leaving Julie and the trapped citizens behind. Jean-Luc, Joey, Danny, and Melody fly into a secluded neck of the woods where Julie’s treehouse lived. Upon arrival, they are shocked to see the place oozed with slime! The slime covered much of the house area, and blocked the main entrance into the house. Jean-Luc and Joey head up and try to cut their way in with Joey’s propeller ears, but the gelatin was so thick that it ended up cutting and breaking the ears instead.
“Hmm... we’re gonna need another way in,” Jean-Luc thought until an idea came to mind, “Oh! I know!” Jean-Luc then took Joey and fiddled with his body, stretching him until he turned into a jackhammer, then began to hammer the ground long enough until they fell down into a section of the laboratory. Melody and Danny jump in and follow from behind. The Whackos go down and fall into a white room. Melody takes a step forward but then retracts it when a sharp pain pokes the bottom of her foot. Danny then observes the ground and finds that the place has broken glass spread across the floor. Danny was about to inform his teammates, but they were in awe of the broken machinery and mounds of gelatin splattered all over the place. The whole place was a MESS, but the gang needed any kind of invention that would allow them to take down the slime monster, so they searched and searched and searched. The four friends opened every nook and cranny, on and on and on… but nothing could be found.
“Ugh… we’re gonna be here forever!” Jean-Luc complained. He lifted his head from a pile of tools and tried to get up, but knocked his head on an unseen shelf, causing a set of papers to fall onto his head. Joey walks over and picks up one of the papers that rolls to his feet.
“Hey,” Joey notices, “it’s a blueprint.” He then picks it up and attempts to read it.
“Currr…. Curb-O-Ma…. Curb-O-Matic-Suckifier-3000. Intended to Suck up ANY Kind of Mess and dispose them with cannon-like ease.”
“It looks like its unfinished,” Melody spoke as she picked up one of the boxes that buried Jean-Luc’s body, “And these must be the pieces needed to build for six of these contraptions.” It looked like ideas were flying off of the shelves today because seeing all of the stuff around just gave the non-gooped gang an idea crazy enough to work.
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