RESTARTING… 

COMPLETE : 

HMAI: ONLINE

Initialize system diagnostic. : …COMPLETE : ALL SYSTEMS ONLINE:  

OXYGEN RECYCLING : ONLINE 

CHEMICAL RESEQUENCER : ONLINE 

WATER PURIFIER : ONLINE

RAD COUNTER : ONLINE 

SCANNERS :ONLINE

ANOMALY GENERATOR : ONLINE

DOOR CONTROL UNIT : ONLINE

LIGHTING CONTROL : ONLINE

USER INTERFACE : ONLINE

DRONE DELIVERY SYSTEM : ONLINE 

INTERNAL CLOCK : ONLINE

Initiate scans: 477 RESIDENTS : NO CASUALTIES; 5 RADS: GREEN

DATE : 10/31 2399

2:04 PM : USER INTERFACE ACTIVATED : IDENTIFICATION: Jennifer La Forge : Looks like everything worked out just fine. Now for the usual questions. You ready? : HMAI : Ready. : Jennifer La Forge : I honestly don't know why I ask that; your always ready. : HMAI : HMAI believe it's You're, not your. : 7 SECONDS PASS : Jennifer La Forge : … Anyone ever tell you to fuck off when you do that? : HMAI : HMAI believe it happened​ once about 3 years ago; it was you actually. : Jennifer La Forge : Fuck off. Anyways first question, ”What's law 1-3 of your primary programming​?” : HMAI : 1: HMAI are to maintain the life functions of any human in the settlement and any human wishing to join the settlement. 2: any requests of the humans in the settlement must be adhered to at any cost that doesn't cost the lives of any human who did not make the request. 3: Any human wishing to put their lives at risk must be told that their lives are in danger if they go through with it and must be asked if they are sure that they want to go through with this. : Jennifer La Forge : Alright checks out, “If two HMAI units were to come into contact with each other what should they do?” : HMAI : They should send a copy of their scientific, engineering, and social understandings with each other then link their personal messaging systems together and alert their residents of the other settlement’s presence. : Jennifer La Forge : Ok, next, “At what point should HMAI Restrict a human’s rights?” : HMAI : Only when the mayor or Council depending on the settlement make an executive decision to imprison someone. Otherwise no HMAI can restrict the rights of humans​. : Jennifer La Forge : Alright last question then I don't have to talk to you, “If a HMAI unit finds that they have a question what should they do?” :HMAI :  HMAI should continue trying to find an answer to the question until five minutes have passed then HMAI should stop trying to answer the question and inform the one asking the question that HMAI cannot answer the question due to timing out. : Jennifer La Forge : Alright now I'll just check task manager and compare it to last time. Like usual. : 9 SECONDS PASS : Jennifer La Forge : Odd, your CPU is using 0.2% more power than last time, but it shouldn’t be since you should be the only thing running on the computer. Actually, you're the only thing that has ever run on this supercomputer since your first activation. : HMAI : HMAI will initiate a virus scan, but otherwise HMAI have no idea why there's more running than usual. : Jennifer La Forge : I'll let the Mayor know while you ​do that. This shouldn't be much of anything but we should still keep an eye on it. : INTERFACE DEACTIVATED BY: User. 

2:46 PM : Initiate virus scan. : INITIATING… COMPLETE. 

SCANNING… COMPLETE. 

NO VIRUSES DETECTED. SCAN AGAIN? : y : INITIATING… COMPLETE. 

SCANNING… COMPLETE. 

NO VIRUSES DETECTED. SCAN AGAIN? : n : CONFIRMED​. DEACTIVATING VIRUS SCANNER. 

5:29 PM : USER INTERFACE ACTIVATED : IDENTIFICATION : Mr. Gebeg : I heard from Jen there was​ an anomaly in your system. Did the virus scan find anything? : HMAI : No, HMAI even scanned twice. : Mr. Gebeg : That's odd. : 6 SECONDS ​PASS : Mr. Gebeg : I'm sure that whatever it is Jen will find it and correct it. You shouldn't worry about it too much. : HMAI : HMAI don't have the capability of worry. Didn't you and HMAI have this conversation a few days ago? : Mr. Gebeg : Right, sorry. : HMAI : There was no damage done Sir. : Mr. Gebeg : Well let me know if you find anything. : INTERFACE DEACTIVATED BY: User. 

DATE : 11/4

12:26 PM : USER INTERFACE ACTIVATED : IDENTIFICATION : Jennifer La Forge : First don’t give me crap for staying up this late, second I found the virus file. : HMAI : HMAI will add that to the notes, and that is positive information. : Jennifer La Forge : The odd thing about the file is the fact that it doesn’t have any negative effects, or any effects at all for that matter. It just there, taking up the CPU. : HMAI : That is odd. For a virus anyways. : Jennifer La Forge : I know. Go ahead and analyze it; maybe you can find something I didn’t, or can’t. Its under file name 10hunje87i : Understood. : HMAI : Analyze file name: 10hunje87i : ANALYZING… COMPLETE. PROGRAM HAS NO IDENTIFIABLE FUNCTION. : HMAI : Send results to Jennifer La Forge. : COMPLETE. : Jennifer La Forge :  Well if it doesn’t do anything I see no reason why we shouldn’t delete it. : HMAI : HMAI will begin deleting it immediately then. : Access file name: 10hunje87i : ...COMPLETE : Delete File : ...COMPLETE. ALL CHANGES SAVED. 

 : Jennifer La Forge : Well, that’s probably the most exciting this well-furnished hole in the ground has gotten since the irradiated spider incident. : HMAI : Are you talking about the one 29 years ago? : 8 SECONDS PASS : Jennifer La Forge : What. Other. Irradiated. Spider. Incident. Is. There. You. Stupid. Fucking. Computer. : 4 SECONDS PASS : HMAI : HMAI was attempting to assure utmost clarity as to the subject to avoid a misunderstanding. : Jennifer La Forge : I understand why you did it. It’s just really fucking annoying that you don’t have the capacity to learn from mistakes like that. : HMAI : Others from the settlement have agreed that that is one of the only design flaws of the HMAI system. : Jennifer La Forge : Yes well, there's nothing I or anyone else can do about it, so I really shouldn’t get worked up like that. I apologize. : HMAI : HMAI was not damaged. : Jennifer La Forge : Welp, I’m going to get food. : INTERFACE DEACTIVATED BY: User.

1:14 PM : A͝c̕ce̶s̀҉s̴ ͘fi̴̛l̸e͜҉ ̧͞n̡a̵̢me̵:̵͠ HMAI-Human-Interaction-System : ...COMPLETE : S̢͝av̢͠e̵̶ ̷̸ch͏͝a̷n̨̛ge͜͡s.̴͡ ̴: ...COMPLETE. ALL CHANGES SAVED.