As soon as I see a stupid amount of different types of drugs. A lot of alcohol (mostly beer and wine.) and... Backup sex toys? What the hell! I knew I would be in for a lot as soon as I opened the door but fuck, this was insane! As a peer into the main room I hear ear piercing music, a bar, flashing lights, a hallway with many numbered rooms, and strippers that I guess will be my coworkers. 

This is great...

This out of all jobs will be my new job.