the last risus chapter 8

 memezoa followed its path

 until she had an idea, what if she could devour the personification of death, something that has existed since the Big Bang, and that even if defeated, would not stop working or in other words reap life, in an infinite cycle

 memezoa: he went to eat Dona Morte's meat, and does she have meat?

 memezoa teleports to the realm of death

 Mrs. Death: I already know what you want to do here brat

 memezoa: oh sorry friend freya, but I really want to devour her meat, so sorry

 memezoa advances and the battle begins, lightning bolts, black holes, explosions of gamma radiation, a battle impossible to detail in so much detail, but what can we say that in the real world, the battle lasted 3 seconds, but in the realm of death, it lasted 39,000 years, and the winner was the memezoa, who had his biggest battle and most fun.

 memezoa: hahaha, it was really tiring, but now I'm going to absorb death or its powers in this case

 memezoa begins to devour the flesh of death and her soul begins to assimilate the powers of death

 1 hour passes

 memezoa on a tree

memezoa: birth chart, tell me the powers of death I received

 astral map: resurrecting the dead, stealing life time, etc...

 memezoa: amazing, more fun, more bloody fights.

 memezoa closes the astral map and invokes the staff of apomiuyus, and makes a circle and enters the realm of death and inside it takes the soul of Vlad Dracula, injects his blood into his soul and gives him the powers to control humans and suck vital energy non-demonic, and fire control, made a pact with Vlad and says

 memezoa: you will be misfortune number 2, a continental calamity, you will rule what you once called valaquia and parts of other countries, we have a contract of 6 centuries, where when six centuries pass you will start to age naturally, and not It will be up to me to help you and your powers.

 Vlad: I accept being the impaler that humans deserve, my chaos lord.

 memezoa: I built a strong body that will have immunity to old age until the end of the contract, that is, six centuries from now

 memezoa put Vlad's soul in the artificial body and took him to the ancient wallachia and he still reigns over the region called by the rest of the world from west to east, like earthly pandemonium, which several armies from almost all countries tried to conquer, but were incensed, and there baal is venerated, as a god, by the influence of memezoa and Vlad lll.

 memezoa after that returns to the underworld through instant teleportation

 memezoa: oh good, now what do I do? What demon do I face? It's hard lately to find the strong here in the underworld

 memezoa creates a chair and sits on it

 memezoa: well, now weighing something that only came to mind now, my big brother is a little strange, I'll ask him later, about what he's doing.

 suddenly appears

 Malachi: hey you damn brat, get out of my lands, I am the fifth noble demon who is still independent and does not obey baal, so die....

 memezoa throws a ball of poison

 Malachi died instantly

 memezoa: you know what, I'm going to talk to my brother soon, I want to know if he has something fun for me, even the wine is a little boring, I need something challenging

 memezoa teleports to baal's room

 baal sees her entering her room and says

 baal: I said to knock before entering, why did you enter and not knock?

 memezoa: well big brother, why did I want to talk to you.

 baal wraps his hand with strong lunar mana with gravitational pressure opens a hole and throws memezoa there

 baal: I'm busy, not now.

 memezoa: wow, big brother and kinda weird, okay, I'm going to the kingdom of darkness

 there in the kingdom of darkness

 memezoa: forging with the strongest darkness and the strongest light I name it, magerey, the blade that attacks the opponent and heals them so the next attack has a more fun target

 a forked blade with a very bright white part and a dark part

 memezoa leaves the kingdom of darkness with magerey and is already in the underworld, baal in his room

 baal: well this test is having more expectations than planned and that's good, let's see if you are good enough in a while to destroy and reign the heavens of existence, my dear little sister

 baal: I will summon you for the appetizer my guinea pig, come serpent of the world, yormugand,

 a red serpent with green eyes appears and destroys the entire mountainous region where memezoa was,

 memezoa: But if it's delicious, its meat will be worth hunting

 memezoa injects solar mana into its legs and takes a super jump and creates wings and flies to yormugand with the magerey in its left hand and the ying yang sword in its right hand

 and in a cross cut from right to left coming from above, the neck and other parts of the world serpent are torn apart, and memezoa sucks all the flesh and eats it in 3 minutes and takes 30 minutes to digest the flesh

 memezoa pats his belly while saying

 memezoa: oh, I'm full, it was very delicious.

 memezoa: baal, do you see me from any magical item or magical beast out there? I feel your energy around me

 and baal had a magical beast with a small number of his mana

 memezoa: so, which beings am I going to destroy, and which souls am I going to devour, well I'm going to look for the energy of Agares and Amon, they are together, I'm going to teleport there

 memezoa: Hey you weaklings, I'm here to kind of kill you

 amon claps his hands and summons his water ax

 amon: you insolent brat am I the second strongest demon in the entire underworld?

 memezoa gives a high

 laugh

 memezoa: what did you drink? lucifer, asmodeus, astaroth, all of these were at least stronger extremes in their power level, and you are still weak, it's even painful

 amon summons holy water on his hands and legs and gets close to memezoa

 memezoa: ice prison

 a great tomb of ice traps amon

 memezoa: stay cool and firm there, EAE agares, aren't you going to fight me, or has age already given you too much weakness?

 agares: don't underestimate me brat, I'm much stronger than amon, I could beat him with a single blow

 memezoa: and but it made me have to do that, very smart of you if that's really it.

 memezoa jumps and says

 memezoa: ice mountains, anti-fire ice

 the entire place was frozen but the dust came out with agars with a sphere around it made of vibrations

 memezoa: and even, now I remember, you are very good at creating barriers.

 memezoa: hold this

 memezoa: miniature black hole

 agares while it is absorbed by the black hole says

 agares: you have only existed for 31,000 years and you already have this level of divine power, you are chaos in the underworld, nothing is more unpredictable than you, damn it.

 memezoa: thanks for your compliment

 memezoa: it was good to fight with them, I remember Asmodeus, Amon's personality, sax sax sax,

 memezoa: but who is going to have real fun, almost infinite fun and that I can fight with everything I have.

 a hole opens and sigurd emerges from it

 sigurd see memezoa

 sigurd: hey princess? how are you?

 memezoa: hey little hero, how are your adventures?

 sigurd: they were good, I mean they are still good, but it's just me or it's hotter here than in the normal human world

 memezoa: yeah, wait, what do you mean gamma heat? explain this to me

 sigurd: beauty princess, I absorb gamma rays, which come from stars, every day I'm stronger, precisely because of the sunlight as I accumulate gamma energy and convert some of it into physical strength, mental strength and increasingly improved senses, so here I feel more gamma radiation than on earth

 memezoa: but of course, we have two suns here, which are much hotter.

 memezoa touches sigurd's forehead and says

 memezoa: and do you have a limit on the amount of gamma radiation you can absorb?

 sigurd: princess, you destroyed a constellation in front of me, and my body automatically absorbs gamma energy on its own, so the answer is no, it has no limits.

memezoa: how cool, in a few centuries you will be able to face me again since you are also immortal.

 sigurd: if this is your wish, princess, I will grant it any day you want.

 an army of 200,000 goblins appears with lava cannons and catapults with diamond boulders

 sigurd: um, I'm going to massacre, I must also have fun and feed on gamma radiation

 memezoa: beware of addiction

 sigurd laughs and says

 sigurd: and you are good at wine.

 sigurd aspires and draws all the infernal miasma loaded with gamma energy into his lungs, he feels as if 300 million tons of gamma radiation, he feels something new, fear of himself

 sigurd: princess, stay away

 memezoa: why?

 sigurd: because I'm going to lose control for the first time, and I'm going to massacre them like a crazy beast hehe

 memezoa: okay, so I'm going to stay away to watch you massacre this great army, let's see how it goes

 sigurd disappears from the field of vision and in the middle of the goblin army, sigurd is swinging his sword very quickly and insanely, tearing each goblin apart by jumping and causing craters, and imbuing his sword with fire and continues to massacre the entire army of goblins that try to use your cannons and catapults but sigurd evaporates the lava and slices the diamonds that are thrown at them, there is terror and chaos for the goblins, 1 hour has passed and there are only 1,000 goblins left to be killed and sigurd makes an attack with his arm and all his body now being much larger with more than 15 meters high and 9 meters long, his physical expansion magic that has no determined limit, he spins his sword at super speed and decapitates all the remaining thousand goblins without leaving the place. wind did the rest of its work

 sigurd begins to retract and return to his 1.97m tall stature, he begins to return to consciousness, and see all the massacre he did

 sigurd screams

 sigurd: princess?

 memezoa claps

 memezoa: congratulations, you made a beautiful massacre

 sigurd sighs

 sigurd: what a relief, I thought I killed you

 memezoa: don't worry, you couldn't do it, in your base form I'm sure not, but in your energy-hungry and crazy form that we saw now, maybe it would take me almost to death, I don't know, it's not that necessary.

 sigurd gives memezoa a hug

 memezoa: what are you doing?

 sigurd: I'm glad you're safe, princess.

 memezoa smiles

 memezoa: it's good that you care, it means we have very strong bonds.

 sigurd: I saw that now I can kind of become giant, I kind of got about 15 meters tall or even more, and I managed to get back to my normal height, let's test this more

 memezoa: right you will fight one of my vassals

 memezoa: come Jack, the misfortune of terror

 Jack appears in his English clothes, his modified black and red hair and new orange eyes.

 Jack: you want me to fight this immortal beast

 memezoa: your best talent is killing, so training by fighting something you can't kill is good for your other talents that haven't been discovered.

 jack: yes my lord, why is he so far away?

 sigurd takes his sword and goes out and cuts off Jack's hand

 sigurd: watch your hands there man hahaha

 Jack thoughts: I didn't even feel him cutting my hand or see him coming, saying that his speed is that of light and an insult because he is so superior at that.

 Jack runs with his imaginary knives at his maximum speed and hits sigurd, but sees that his imaginary knives, not so much penetrating sigurd's body

 sigurd punches Jack in the face and he goes to a mountainous valley in the underworld 30 kilometers from where they were, sigurd takes a jump and craters appear from where he stepped and reaches Jack

 Jack: water soldiers, advance

 Jack's thoughts: he's already here, well, if I can't penetrate or destroy him, I'll disorient him, the water soldiers will do that

30 water soldiers are fighting against the sigurd, but sigurd asks for patience and stomps on the land where he was and evaporates all the water soldiers,

 sigurd: I will show you what a fabulous immortal beast can do, I will enter energy-hungry mode

 sigurd inhales 100 tons of underworld miasma, which in comparison is like 10000 stars at once into his body

 sigurd starts to tremble, and starts to get very big, he reaches 65 meters in height and 45 meters in length, his hand alone was more than three meters, he punches Jack which evaporates all his flesh, and causes several earthquakes due to the sigurd's mana aura, only his head remains, but thanks to the assistance of memezoa, he manages to regenerate his entire body.

 Jack: you are something much more frightening and desperate than death, you caused several earthquakes in various corners of the underworld, just with the presence of your aura, you know that you are a threat to both the earth and the underworld. ..

 Sigurd leaves him in the middle with a crazy, irrational smile, thirsty for radiation

 Jack: your power and madness, I invoke the inferior spirits, give your powers to me.

 Jack was enveloped in spiritual energy and created a ball of anti-matter, his new power, which was recorded in his grimoire, which erases all matter and its remains.

 Jack: anti-life ball

 a 20 meter ball of anti materia goes towards the sigurd in front

 a gigantic cloud of smoke appears and when it disappears

 sigurd has the antemateria ball in his mouth, chewing it in an aggressive and crazy and sadistic way, and then swallows it

 sigurd smiles

 sigurd: thanks for the meal

 sigurd: fire fist

 Memezoa intervenes and uses a black hole, the heavens split into four and she uses the maximum of her physical strength to hit Sigurd in the neck and make him faint.

 memezoa: if I didn't put you to sleep, you wouldn't exist anymore Jack, that blow would melt your soul.

 Jack: ok my lord, there is no need to humiliate your dear vassal

 memezoa laughs

 memezoa: don't humiliate, just tell the truth

 sigurd was placed in the memezoa's room, to get some sleep, since even though he has no problems with gamma energy, and no limit to the accumulation of gamma radiation, he is a little unstable, with amounts that he himself was not used to.

 memezoa: sleep there sigurd I give you the second name of

 'immortal gamma dragon'

 memezoa: congratulations immortal gamma dragon, it made me have to use the maximum of my current physical strength, and it's really very worthy of someone who is a hero and an immortal gamma dragon, sax sax, things are getting really fun

 What will continue to happen?