Yuri and Sasha finally came to their senses. They found themselves in a well-organized room with nearly everything a girl would dream of.
"Whoa. What type of nightmare did we get pulled into?!" Sasha asked.
"Nightmare?! Do you see this room?? THIS IS THE ROOM OF A PRINCESS!!"
Sasha, unfortunately, didn't like an all-girl setting. But Yuri was beyond ecstatic about her surroundings.
"Yuri. We are in the dreamworld!"
"What? How do you know?"
"Take a look at this!"
Sasha showed Yuri the forfeit option.
"The button for us to quit. WE MADE IT IN!!"
Both the girls began jumping around out of joy right before a mysterious man with makeup appeared behind them.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
They were both caught off guard, but the man laughed.
"I'm sorry, mi-ladies. I knocked this entire time, but you must have been highly motivated about something."
"WHO IN THE CRAP ARE YOU!" Sasha said with such foul language. Yuri hit her on her head.
"Sorry for her rudeness. But yeah...who in the crap are you?" Yuri asked, but didn't see how that fixed the question.
The man smiled and then pulled out a tray from his handkerchief.
"The name is Doku! A pleasure to be at your service." He introduced himself.
"Doku? But that sounds like a."
Yuri hit Sasha on her head again.
"Thanks...Doku. We wondered if you could explain to us...where are we?"
Doku looked somewhat confused.
"That's odd. Are mi-ladies lost? You guys are in the castle of Lilo-land. Located in Zephyr in the east!"
Yuri couldn't pinpoint exactly where that was. Sasha looked around for things to snatch while Doku was still describing their location, but one thing stopped them from spacing out… Doku's last sentence.
"WAIT! Repeat what you just said." Yuri asked.
"I beg your pardon?"
"THE LAST THING YOU JUST SAID!!" Sasha shouted out.
Doku then cleared his throat and repeated himself.
"Well, I said that the castle will be ruled by the young girl who, by surprise, has royal blood. She appeared on a Galantica that was already injured, so the kingdom guards took it down. When she opened her eyes, SO MUCH HOPE FLOWED ALL AROUND THE CASTLE!"
"It's Konami! It's got to be her." Sasha said. "But what about Tedashii and Sanji? Where do you think they are?"
Two female guards made their way into the room.
"Sir Doku-"
"SILENCE YOU FOOLS!!"
The guards fell to their knees and began to tremble. Yuri and Sasha could feel Doku's spiritas all around the room. He was not one person to underestimate.
"How DARE do filth like you enter the room of the princess' guests like that!!"
"We're sorry, Sir. We had important information from the queen. We have captured two boys who have jumped onto the premises illegally. They wanted all of us to be at the central church for their execution tomorrow."
Doku laid down his hostility.
"Oh, My! On such a celebration, hooligans are already trying to steal from us. I'll be there…now LEAVE THIS INSTANT!"
Before he could breathe out, they were gone. Doku excused himself from Yuri and Sasha, and he vanished as well.
"OH, NO! THEY MIGHT BE TALKING ABOUT TEDASHII AND SANJI!" Yuri said.
"We have to stop them! But how?" Sasha asked. "We can try to split up and find the central church, but the problem is...this castle might be gigantic," Yuri answered.
She hit one of the pillows and heard weeping. She jumped away and hid behind Sasha, who just fainted after hearing the response from the pillow.
"That was not so nice, ma'am!"
A little girl showed up from behind the pillow. She was below average height and looked like a child.
"Who-no...WHAT ARE YOU??!!"
It smiled and came closer.
"Haha! You're funny, Miss. I'm Peachy, a Zoloc. We wonder around for the guests if they ever need our-..."
Yuri couldn't stop shaking, and Sasha was still knocked out.
"I heard that you needed help with directions. May we aid you?"
Yuri did not understand why she always referred to herself as we. Out of nowhere, a bunch of her kind appeared from every corner of the room.
"Sasha..." Yuri tried to wake her up. "Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Get up, Get up, GET UP!!!!!!
Sasha finally came to. She wiped the drool off her mouth and looked around, then fainted again.
"DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!" Yuri kept panicking.
"Don't worry, Miss. We cannot hurt you, but I feel sad about the reception we are getting..."
All the Zolocs began to cry. They were so loud Sasha could not stay asleep.
"AWW, LOOK AT ALL OF YOU!!!"
Sasha got up and cuddled with all of them. Yuri was lost more than ever. This was not the Sasha she knew. Before she wanted to ask what was up, Sasha gave her a severe look, indicating that she was acting this out.
"Yes, we need help with directions here. We are new here and wanted to know where the central church was."
The Zolocs all began to laugh.
"HAHAHAHA! Ma'am, are you sure you want to spend THAT much time around us?" One of them said.
"Time? What do you mean by that?"
"Well. You will have to say yes or no first."
Yuri wanted to decline, and then Sasha took her to the side.
"I know you disagree with an endless trade. But we have no choice if we want to find the others."
"Do you think we can take them down if push comes to shove?" Yuri asked.
They looked back at all of them.
"We can only find out when the time comes."
They both took deep breaths and then turned toward the Zolocs.
"Alright. We will spend time with you guys."
All the Zolocs jumped in relief.
"AWESOME!! Then we will give you a tour around the castle while we are on our way."
"Wait, why do we need a tour around the place?"
"It takes exactly 24 hours to get to the central church." A Zoloc interrupted Sasha.
"24 HOURS?!"
A song began to play from nowhere, and all the Zolocs began to fly.
(The song was SIU, by Hatsune Miku. They had the tour as she explained what was where in the rhythm of the song……………………………………………………...)
A whole opened from below, and Yuri and Sashsa began to fall. As it closed, Doku came back into their room.
"Mi-ladies, would you care to come with me to the church? It's only 24 minutes from...here."
The room was empty. He scratched his head, then laughed at their curiosity about wandering in the castle. So he left.
They finally reached ground level, and all they could hear was the Zolocs saying, "Suck It Up!" all the time. Then Peachy, the first Zoloc they met, took them by the hand, and they made their way to the flower pit.
"Here is where we, Here is where we
Grow one of the world's best flowers
It takes 20 thousand hours.
And to your left, And your left
Is our SOS-GO system
That takes us places to reach them."
She and seven more Zolocs jumped inside the pods; out of nowhere, they all were canon-bolted in different directions.
"We're the ones with the most connections
As we're taken up and down without reactions
We'll get there one by one
We'll get this is fun."
A Zoloc then pushed Yuri and Sasha into the pods, and they saw themselves go up and down the tubes.
"If you feel like this is going to make you sick
There are at least 50 pods, so please have a pick
We'll get there one by one
We'll get there. This is fun!"
After a roller-coaster ride, they were sent to the rest zone. This was where the Zoloc were given a candy that put them out to sleep.
"This is the place we fall asleep, but
Do we fall asleep?"
Yuri And Sasha both took a sweet and began to get drowsy. But all the Zolocs threw their sweet away and answered Peachy.
'NO, WE DON'T!!'
Candy that's so nice and sweet, but
We don't want to fall that deep.
(This-is-nice!)
And the lights went back on, and all the Zolocs were in the room. A hundred and fifty of them made a train without start or finish. Yuri and Sasha felt the effect of the sweet, and they did their best not to sleep.
That's our dorm.
We dance around like it's the norm
That's our dorm
We dance around like it's the norm
That's our dorm
We dance around like it's the norm
That's the dorm
The door's there if you're not in form.
At night, we sleep before the storm!
And it began to rain. And instantly, the room was filled with water, waking Yuri and Sasha up. And then a long slide appeared below them, and it took all the water, the Zolocs, and the two girls with it. As they struggled to sleep, all the Zolocs began singing with Peachy.
That's our life.
Suck It Up
That's our life
Suck It Up
That's our life
Suck It Up
That's our life
SUCK IT UP.
They all slid out of the slide. And just before Yuri and Sasha could be glad that it was all over, they found themselves on the castle's right side, and the music kept on going...right from the top.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!"
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