Alex

Josh

"Come on, mf!" I cursed at my computer, which was still loading.

Please let them hold something back. For example, my stepmother, who is sometimes overly helpful, warm ... and just her.

I heard her greet with ... probably Daniel and Josh, probably. I hope she offers them something to eat so I can hide all the evidence about…. who I am.

"Finally!" I rejoiced when I managed to put my desktop in a 'normal' state. I moved the photo to the trash for sure, but it didn't spill, it might still come in handy.

I looked around the room, looking for anything that might tell them…. about me. I didn't deal with clothes on the ground much, it can be beautifully 'cleaned up' in five seconds, in other words thrown into the closet.

I heard someone approaching my room as I remember…. certain things hiding in my bedside table next to my bed. What if an ‘intelligent individual’ thinks to look there? That would be my end!

I hurried to the table and opened the drawer where the black dildo was hiding, which covered very interesting magazines, where there was both a half-naked Shown, yes, I like him, and Logan Lermann and Zack Afron.

Don't judge me, after all, everyone sometimes has certain moments that they have to deal with on their own when they don't have anyone.

I grabbed all those things and wondered where to hide them.

In the end, I decided to put them in a drawer, where I have socks, someone would climb there just at their own risk.

As soon as I cleverly hid them under my socks, Daniel and Josh went in my room.

Uh, even though I made it, I don't know how to explain to them that I have a black dildo and interesting magazines in my arms.

"Look, Alex, I know you're not the type of person who should have Mr. Clean your hand normally, but you could clean that yogurt, "Daniel pointed to my yogurt, which had stood on my desk for a week.

I stepped into his room I couldn't believe my eyes. Does he have a gaming computer, an Xboxx One with a kinect and a Nontendo Switch? He's damn lucky. How I wish I had such nice parents that they would buy me anything I wanted. Wouldn't his parents want to adopt me? I promise that I would do my homework every day and study hard at school……  the next day I would do my homework and learn to write .......... I would do homework here and there and occasionally look in the textbook ....... once a week I would take out the trash and learn on test breaks ....... fine, once a month I would take out the trash and take a test from someone.

"It's a snack for you, Daniel, there's a beautiful green-blue mold that definitely contains a lot of nutrients." I took the yogurt in hand and went with its to the blond to squeeze.

"Ugh go away with it, it stinks. Why does it stink of fish, what the fuck?” he felt sick when he felt the power of my weekly yogurt.

"Strange, I don't smell fish, but I think your nose still feels certain parts of your girlfriend where you've been recently." I said and went to throw the yogurt in the basket in the kitchen. Unfortunately, I'm so awesome that a teaspoon flew into the basket, it doesn't matter it's just one teaspoon.

Daniel began to blush and I had to keep from laughing. Yes, I have a terrible sense of humor.

"You don't have to poke your nose everywhere, Daniel," I added, and began to laugh fully.

"Shut up, Josh," he shouted at me with red cheeks.

And as Mrs. Angelo came on call "Hi guys, I have some snacks here," she pointed to the delicacies she had on the tray.

"Chips, cookies, sticks, some fruit," he placed a coaster on the bedside table next to the bed. "Yeah, and jelly fish." she turned, smiled, and left the room.

"Would you like a fish, Daniel?" I laughed.

As I returned to my room, I saw a blushing Daniel frowning at Josh, who was almost laughing on the floor. I have to admit, he looks cute when he laughs. What am I thinking?

"What was interesting when I wasn't here?" I asked.

"You know-haha-there-that-haha." I kept laughing and pointing to the bedside table.

I went to see where Josh was pointing and the corners of my mouth twitched a little.

"So, something fishy for Daniel?"

Like he said, I started laughing even harder. God, I have a terrible sense of humor.

But seriously, I can't breathe.

Fortunately, Bianca entered the room, frowning at us all. Suddenly I stopped laughing.

"First of all, what you two are doing here should have come later. And second, Alex, what did I tell you about the mess? "

The three of us looked at each other and wondered how we would run away from angry Bianca because she looked like she will run up to us at any moment and break all the bones in our bodies.

When we heard the bell at that moment.

"Oh, it'll be Frank and Miguel, and they came at the appointed time I said." She looked at me and Daniel. "I'm going to greet them, and I hope that when I get here, the mess will be gone." She looked murderously at her brother and left.

"Do you have goosebumps like me?" I asked the boys to make sure I wasn't the only one.

"Josh, my legs are still shaking," Daniel replied.

"Well, I live with her under the same roof," I said, and began picking up clothes from the floor. I have about two minutes and I really don't want to see Bianca upset twice a day.

I decided to help him collect the mess so I wouldn't witness his sister come back totally angry.

"Where should I put it?" I asked when my hands were full of clothes and didn't know where to put them.

"Watch me," I opened the closet and tossed in the clothes I was holding.

"Very good tactic, sir," and then I threw more clothes into the closet. Daniel also went to work and collected the socks he found and was going to put them in the place where the socks probably belong.

I saw Daniel at my drawer, where I have socks, underwear and THOSE THINGS! I immediately ran to him and closed the drawer as quickly as possible.

"You didn't see anything," I looked him in the eye, knowing that if he said anything, I would personally castrate him with manicure scissors. "I see, I see, I didn't see anything," Daniel nodded at me with a grin that I didn't like.