Months passed, and Eula's belly grew as expected.
They didn't care if the baby was a boy or a girl, but they were going to give her lots of love, affection and care.
That was what Eula's revenge was all about, although she certainly showed that she was going to be a good mom, although Aether thought it was strange that she would want to take revenge for something like that, but she wasn't going to argue about it.
They had more important responsibilities now, but luckily, they were never short of money, and if it happened, the people of Inazuma would help them out with a little of their cooperation.
Eula wanted revenge for that, but Aether wouldn't let her, which she was going to get revenge for anyway, because Aether wouldn't let her get revenge on people.
And one night, the inevitable happened.
Aether invited his girlfriend to dinner at a restaurant in Inazuma.
They dressed up for the occasion, both putting on a kimono, and went to eat.
Eula: ... this kimono makes me look fat.
Aether: Me too.
Eula: Do I look fat to you?
Aether: ... Aether: ... no.
Eula: Then?
Aether: ... nothing, forget it.
She ate and ate, but she was never satisfied.
Eula: I'm hungry.
Aether: B-But you ate a ration of food for about 20 people?
Eula: I'm still hungry.
What's for dessert?
Aether: ...for that matter, something my mom made.
Eula: What is it?
Aether: Me, bonbon.
Eula: ... b-baka... this is no time for jokes...
Aether: ...
Eula: ...
Aether: ... you're thinking about it, aren't you?
Eula: N-No...!
Aether: ...
Eula: ...3
Aether: Are you sure?
Eula: ... no...?
Aether: Well, there's no more dessert.
Eula: Hum!
Vengeance will be mine.
Aether: I can't give you "dessert", let alone under those conditions.
Eula: Why not?
Aether: ... please don't make me explain it to you.
Eula: Explain it to me.
Aether: ... to make it easy, when there is already "bread in the oven", I don't see the need to "butter it".
Eula: *sigh*
I feel exhausted...
Aether: Weren't you hungry?
Eula: My cravings are gone...
Aether: That... bad...
(Good, I don't have to overpay anymore.)
Eula: My feet are killing me, my belly is heavy, and I have gas at alarming rates.
God, why did you do this to me, Aether?
Aether: Um... excuse me?
???: Certainly, nothing good comes out of Aether, my friend.
Aether: Excuse me?!
He turned around and found Lumine, who was wearing a pair of glasses.
Eula: ... 5 years.
Lumine: Well, at that age, he was located in what one scientist calls "the phallic stage of psychosexual development," outdated theory, of course, but he spent a lot of time holding tightly to that human "worm" of his.
Eula: ... claaaaro~
Um... you said you were a psychiatrist, didn't you?
Lumine: Yes, I have a doctorate in that, but yes.
Eula: Ohhh, well, I'm a Favonius gentlewoman.
Lumine: ... why?
Eula: W-Well, what do you mean why...?
I detest the knights of Favonius, and that's why I joined them, with the intention of destroying them from within.
Lumine: ... aha.
I can see that you value yourself ONLY if others value you.
Which makes me believe that you need the approval of many people to feel secure with your personality.
Eula: O-Oh, well... leaving aside the problems I had in my childhood, I had a "normal" childhood, I guess.
Lumine: ... tell me about that.
Eula: ...
(Oh, no... I said something I shouldn't have said to a psychiatrist...)....
~ after a while ~
Eula *crying*: I know my parents wanted a boy... and so I tried to be good at sports, but I hated getting dirty...!
*sobs*1
Lumine: I understand... and after that, you moved on to the teenage stage.
Eula: Uh-huh...
*sollozo*1
Lumine: Tell me more.
Eula: My dad used to call me "escuincle" until I wore my first bra, and then... he stopped playing and dancing with me...
*sobs*
Lumine: ...
Eula: I WASN'T A SQUINCLE ANYMORE...!
*sollozo*
They got into the Relaxer, and Aether opened the door for them.
Eula: Your sister is here...!
*she leaves while sobbing*
The twins watch her walk through the Relajatetera's house.
Lumine: ...if you want to sleep with that girl, find out what kind of cologne her Favonius classmates wore.
Although... seeing how she's in her pregnancy stage... I guess you already know.
She entered the house.
Aether: ...yes, Lumine, I missed you too.
~ after a while ~
Aether brought her sister some tea.
Aether: Here's your tea, Lumi.
Lumine: Chamomile?
Aether: Yes.
Lumine: Has it steeped for 3 minutes?
Aether: Yes.
Lumine: Do you have part-skim milk?
Aether: Yes.
Lumine: Did you heat it separately?
Aether: Yes.
Lumine: Does it have a spoonful of sugar in it?
Aether: Yes.
Lumine: Brown?
Aether: Yes.
She takes a sip of tea and....
Lumine: ... it's cold.
Do it again from scratch.1
Aether: ...
Suddenly, Eula enters the house, panting.
Eula: C-Boys...
*gasps*
Aether: Love...?
What's wrong?
Suddenly, Eula's water breaks.
Aether: You broke your bag?!
Eula: No, I broke a box, you moron!
Aether: ...
Lumine: I like that girl.
Aether: We should go to the hospital!
Eula: I-It's coming...!
Aether: The baby?
Eula: ...
Lumine: Oh, no, Aether...
You're more out of place than a pacifier in your anus!
Aether: W-We're going to the hospital...!
This continues in the next chapter.
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