Sunday, January 24, 2038
Three Days Until Papal Conclave
2:57 A.M.

Nina nervously bent the corner of her little red envelope back and forth with her thumb as she stood in the doorway to a hotel suite that had been converted into the production control room for On Site with Dan Dragovich. On screen, Dan was wrapping up his show, which was shooting in a studio in the next room over – the one with a view of St. Peter’s.

Ty Criancas, both the producer and the technical director, was calling the end of the show and clearly enjoying barking orders at the crew they’d borrowed from Priscilla. His Boston accent clanged off the wall as he bellowed.

“Tighter! Tighter! Okay good, now back out slowly, he’s gettin’ to the good part of the monologue. Okay he’s wrapping….pan over to the cathedral…zoom…zoom!” He raised his hands as if conducting an orchestra, “aaaaand logo screen and outro!” He dropped his hands with a whoosh as the screens faded to the program logo and the theme music blared through the speakers. Ty ripped off his headphones, “That’s all folks, have a nice night – and someone tell Aiden he’s on jacket duty. He’ll know what it means.”

The crew started getting up from their seats, clearly a bit stunned from Ty’s hyperactive directing. A few seconds later, Dan burst past Nina into the room and angrily ripped off his suit jacket, hurling it against the wall.

“Hey, hey!” Ty yelled. “That’s a frikkin’ thousand-dollar jacket!”

“Provided to us by Joseph A. Bank as product placement,” Dan retorted as he started rolling up his sleeves. “I’ll do whatever I want with it, especially if I have to keep deviating for these damn fool congressional stories!”

Ty shot back. “Dude, if it’s as big as it looks, this Social Security stuff is gonna be the story of the decade.”

“Whatever. I’m here for the conclave, not this garbage back home.”

“You have a nice night too, boss!”

Dan was pacing, so focused on unbuttoning his cuffs that he still hadn’t noticed Nina’s presence.

“Umm, Dan?” She ventured, mostly to prevent him from colliding with her.

Dan finally looked up, coming to such a sudden halt that he almost fell backwards. “Oh, hey rookie. Why the hell are you still awake?” He went back to the cuffs.

Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea after all. Dan seemed like a decent guy most of the time, but right now he looked spazzed beyond belief - and angry.

“It’s not that urgent,” she stammered. “It can wait ‘til morning if you need some space.”

Dan finally got his cufflink open and looked back up. “Bull.”

“Excuse me?” Nina replied, almost as a reflex.

Dan rolled sleeve up, still not looking at her. “I said that’s bull. You’re in my control room while I’m shooting at three in the morning. Whatever it is clearly can’t wait.”

“Maybe,” Nina said, “but you look very wound up and-”

Dan held his hand up in a “stop” gesture. “I’m fine – just need a minute”

“He’s always like this after the show,” Ty’s voice echoed from the other side of the room, “which is probably why he got a bunch of weirdos for a production crew.”

“I can do this myself, Ty,” Dan barked.

“No, you can’t,” Ty laughed, walking over and putting a hand on Dan’s shoulder. “That’s why you keep me around.” He exited the room and yelled down the hallway “Aiden! We need to talk about the angles on those closeups!”

Dan turned back to Nina, starting to look a bit calmer. “Ladies and gentlemen, Ty Criancas. Now, why are you in my studio?”

Nina looked down at the envelope again. Maybe this was a bad plan, but –

“Okay,” she said, locking eyes with Dan, “but is there somewhere private we can discuss this?”

“My dressing room is down the hall,” he said, “Come with me.”

He led Nina out of the control room and down a corridor to room where a piece of paper with his name was taped to the door. Inside was a table, two metal folding chairs and a mirror - nothing else except a decanter of Scotch and two glasses on the table.

“Leave the door open,” Dan said as they entered.

“Actually, this is sort of a big–”

“Open!” Dan almost barked. “At least a quarter of the way. I respect your confidentiality, but I don’t have a glass door here and people say things. Talk soft.”

Nina gingerly slid into one of the chairs, watching Dan pace the room like a caged animal. After a few laps, he finally slowed down and opened the decanter,

“Care for a drink? It’s Ardbeg Ten.”

“No, thanks.” Nina said curtly.

He raised an eyebrow. “Have it your way.” He finally sat down, poured a dram, and took a slow sip as the muscles in his face loosened.

“Sorry,” he said, massaging his forehead. “The show gets me worked up. I try to cool off before I talk to anyone other than Ty.”

Nina debated one last time about whether this was worth it. She’d idolized Dan Dragovich her entire career, but that version of him was steady as a rock. This version, off-screen, was volatile, anxious and almost a little scary. On the other hand, he seemed to be one of the few senior staff who was genuinely good.

She let out a long breath, “Okay, remember when I took that phone call from Priscilla at dinner?”

Dan nodded. “You were pretty shaken up when you got back, what’d she say?”

“Nothing much,” Nina shook her head, “but I bumped into someone in the alley - a cardinal.”

Dan’s eyes opened wide and Nina saw his face turning red again. “A cardinal? Which one? Why didn’t you tell me? Did you talk to him?”

“Yes, okay, I talked to him.” Nina said.

“Wait, what?” Dan said

 “I didn’t tell you because I had to think about what he said.”

“Think about it?” Nina could tell he was both annoyed and intrigued. “We were there looking for cardinals. You found one.”

“I know, all right?” Nina felt herself tensing hard. “Look, he saw my guidebook and freaked out because he said he hated the other guys at the meeting and didn’t want to be seen there. I wasn’t thinking and felt sorry for him, so I blurted that I wouldn’t report him, okay? I know that’s really stupid.”

She felt her hands start shaking as she thought about how angry Dan probably was with her, but his face softened again.

“I don’t know about stupid,” he said, “rookie mistake maybe, but I made a few of those in my day. We can still report it - if the story runs at all. Which cardinal?”

Nina allowed a sheepish grin to creep across her face. As scary as it was, she relished what she was about to say.

“I can’t tell you.”

Dan looked confused, but Nina could see a glint in his eye.

“Really?” he said, probing, “why not?”

Nina let her full smile out. “Because he guaranteed me his first post-conclave interview if I didn’t rat on him.”

Dragovich stood up from his chair in surprise. “He what?”

“He was just really touched by me being nice,” Nina said, “and said that he’d sit down with me after the conclave.  It’s a great lead, but I sure as heck can’t tell Priscilla or the others.”

Dan sat back down and took another sip of whiskey. “You’re right about that, but if you get this interview, they’ll find out anyway. And they’ll want to know how you got it. It’s not the worst breach of ethics but it’s something, and the one thing you don’t do with somethings is hand them to Prissy Davis.”

“Right,” Nina nodded, “but you said you could give me stories without notifying Priscilla, right?”

Dan leaned back in his chair, starting to see where this was going. “Right. As long as I don’t take away your on-the-clock time. I had it written into my contract that I could use WWN reporters for On Site stories without them being subject to Prissy’s editorial authority.”

“So?” Nina pushed. “It was your tip.”

Dan thought for a second. “Prissy would throw a fit, but she couldn’t stop me from airing it, and she wouldn’t fire you. Getting a solid story is never a firing offense. Even if she did, CNN or Fox would grab you the next day.”

Nina met Dan’s gaze and reiterated. “So?”

He took another long pause, then another sip of whiskey, setting the glass down hard. “Deal - but if I’m functioning as your editor, I need the name of your source. You know the drill.”

“Not yet,” Nina replied, “I said I wouldn’t give him up and I’m sticking to that. Plus, I don’t want you checking into him and using his name as a lead for other stories. You can have the name the second the conclave ends.”

Dan raised an eyebrow. “You’re really going to pull my leg on this thing?”

Nina carefully placed the envelope on the table and slid it to Dan.  “The name is in there, but you’re getting it after the conclave, not before.”

Dan looked at the parcel for a few seconds, then picked it up. “You’re really going to trust me not to open this thing?”

“Heck no,” Nina said, feeling her heart start to race. “We’re taking it down to the front desk, having them lock it in their safe, and telling them not to open it unless both of us are there.”

She finally exhaled. She’d put her kooky plan in front of one of the biggest names in the business. Now what?

Dan stroked his mustache, tapping the envelope on the table. Nina could tell he was rolling the idea around in his mind. Then he dropped the envelope on the table and slid it back to her. “It’s a bit ridiculous, but I like the way you think. You’re on, rookie – and this better be good.”

SUGGESTED MOOD MUSIC: "Dear Maria, Count Me In" by All Time Low (Hopeless Records, 2007)

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