"Who are you texting?"

"Huh" Deku says finally registering his boyfriends glare. "I'm talking to Toshi."

"Who the fuck is that?"

He crosses his arms. "The guy from a month ago. How do you not remember, I told you all this."

"Wait you mean the brainwashing freak."

"He's not a freak."

"Well obviously he is if he barely reacted when you told him your Karma."

"So you do remember me telling you about him." He says as he rolls his eyes.

"Of course I do, now stop texting him and giggling like a little girl."

"I'm not giggling like a little girl." Deku pouts but Katsuki doesn't stop.

"Yes you are, now stop texting him."

"But I don't want to. Is there a specific reason that you don't want me to text him."

"Cause it's fucking annoying and I'm trying to concentrate."

"How is my texting stopping you from concentrating, your faced away from me."

"The giggling is annoying too."

"Then I'll stop giggling."

"And stop the texting too."

"Why, because your jealous I've been spending so much time with him."

"Jealous of that brain fucker, as if." He scoffs.

"Then why don't you want me to text him."

"Because I don't."

"You need a better reason."

"No I don't."

"If you admit that your jealous then I'll stop."

"I'm not jealous."

"Then continue with your homework and I'll continue texting." He smiles and goes back to texting.

Finally giving in to the little fuck Katsuki turns away a little to hide the slight blush creeping up his cheek. "Fine then I'm jealous, now stop." Putting his phone down the nerd gets up to go hug him from behind.

"Aww, Kacchan you don't need to be jealous you should already know how much I love you."

"Get off me." He growls pushing Deku away and crossing his arms.

"Come on Kacchan, are you mad now."

"No."

The nerd tilts his head to the side. "Really cause you seem mad." 

"Sometimes I don't know how I can handle you. You can be so fucking annoying."

Deku pouts. "That's mean you know."

"The truth hurts, deal with it."

"That's why I'd rather be texting Toshi right now, atleast he's nice to me."

"I'm nice to you as well."

"Only when you want to be, Toshi is nice to me all the time."

"Maybe he's scared of you." Katsuki turns back around to glare at the nerd.

"That's not true."

"If you say so."

Pout deepening the nerd stalks over back to his bed where he picks up his phone and resumes texting. With a grunt Katsuki stands up and goes after him to take his phone away.

"Hey give it back." He demands trying to grab it as Katsuki holds him back.

"Do you want to go out on Friday." He says ignoring the nerds futile attempts at getting his phone back, if he really wanted it he wouldn't have given Katsuki time to take it.

"Why do you want to go out all of a sudden," He squints his eyes questioningly as if trying to solve some kind of riddle. "Are you trying to prove that your nicer than Toshi-kun or something?"

"It's your birthday idiot." Katsuki flicks him on the head.

"Oh right, I forgot about that." Deku mumbles, rubbing his forehead.

"I'm not surprised." Katsuki says rolling his eyes. "So you wanna go or not."

"Can Toshi come with." The nerd requested eagerly.

"What, no! Why do you want that freak to come."

"I mean it is my birthday so can you really complain, plus Toshi-kun doesn't have any friends so I think it'll be nice for him to come with us." The nerds expression was kind and thoughtful which made Katsuki's heart flutter. Katsuki couldn't say no to him when he looked so genuine.

He sighs. "Whatever he can come, but don't expect me to be nice to him or anything."

"Yay Kacchan, so you can be nice sometimes." He says jumping into Katsuki's arms.

"That's implying that I'm not nice to you most of the time." Katsuki growls but makes no effort to push the nerd off this time, instead embracing him as well as they both melt into the hug.

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Leaning on a store window Katsuki scrolls through his phone as he waits for Deku and his friend to meet him. It's already past the time they had agreed to meet but it wasn't all that surprising the nerd was late, that was precisely why Katsuki had set the meeting time a little earlier than necessary. 

While Deku had terrible time management obviously his friend didn't as soon enough he can see a greenete waving in the distance before running over to hug him. Accompanying him is a guy with purple hair standing awkwardly to the side. He looked like shit, as if he hasn't slept in days but considering what the nerd has told Katsuki about him, he probably hasn't.

Deku pulls away from Katsuki as he goes to stand next to brain fucker. "Toshi this is Kacchan, Kacchan this is Toshi." He says introducing them both.

"If your gonna introduce people to each other don't use your stupid nicknames for them idiot."

"That's really your boyfriend." The brain fucker asks pointing at Katsuki.

"The fuck is that supposed to mean."

"Sorry didn't mean to offend you, it's just that you two seem so different, like very different." Somehow the brain fucker has grown some balls in the last thirty seconds since he's now standing confidently and staring Katsuki down.

"I already told you this didn't I Toshi, Kacchan might seem mean on the outside but he's actually really sweet."

"I'm not mean." He growls, his expression completely contrasting his point as he glares back at the brain freak.

"Tell that to our childhood." Instantly shut him up.

Looking between the two Hotoshi's glare falters, "I'm not going to ask."

Deku sends a warm smile the brain fuckers way. "Yeah that's probably for the best."

"I take back my earlier suprise though, I forgot how intimidating you can be."

"What's that supposed to mean." Katsuki snarls.

"It means he could easily control you if he wanted to."

"The fuck." Katsuki marches up to the brain fucker now pissed. "Deku doesn't control me."

"Yeah, that's implying that I'm controlling which I'm not."

"So he isn't always doing some weird glaring thing to influence your actions." He says completely ignoring the nerd.

"I mean he does but-"

"What about that innocent smile that you just can't say no to."

"Yeah there's that-"

"And when he threatens you in the most unsuspecting way."

"Okay, I've got to admit that's annoying."

"Right, and he somehow always makes them sound so innocent even though they're threats."

"Exactly, how does he even do that. And then he can switch from intimidating to innocent so quick."

"What's going on..." Deku stands there staring at the two.

"That's what I'm always saying, and I bet you he doesn't even notice it half the time."

"Of course he doesn't notice he's an idiot."

"Are you bonding over my flaws." Deku says, unsure if he should be insulted or glad their getting along.

Purple freak smirks. "Huh, I guess we are." 

"I like this guy." Katsuki points in his direction.

"Wait really." The other two boys say in unison.

"Yeah, he understands how much of a handful you can be, I can relate to that."

"Wow, you don't seem like the type of person to say something like that so easily so I appreciate it."

"I still think your a freak though."

"For some reason I'm not surprised you'd follow a complement up with an insult."

Katsuki snorts. "You can't just expect me to give you free complements."

"Why do I kind of regret introducing you two."

"Wasn't much of an introduction cause I still have no idea what his fucking name is."

"It's Hitoshi Shinso, you can go ahead and call me whatever you want."

"Brain fucker, that was decided a long time ago."

"You can call me anything you want except that."

"Why not, it really emphasises your characteristics." Katsuki smirks.

Crossing his arms brain fucker glares at Katsuki. "Yes, and Kacchan really emphasises how sweet you can apparently be, but I doubt you'd like me calling you Kacchan."

"My name is Katsuki Bakugo asshole."

"I like the name Kacchan."

"Well to bad you can't use it."

"You've got no right to be picky about what I call you if you won't let me change what you call me."

Katsuki clenches his teeth. "Fine, I'll try to use your actual name but no promises."

"I doubt he'll even be able to remember your name by the end of the day." Deku points out but the two boys ignore him.

"Why can't you use my actual name all the time."

"Toshi you can't negotiate anymore that's the best you'll get from him."

He sighs. "Fine I'll accept that, I wasn't going to call you Kacchan, that would be weird anyway."

"Good now that that's settled I booked reservations at a restaurant for 6."

"6, but it's still only 4, why'd you make us meet so early."

"Cause I know someone that can never be remotely on time."

The freak fiddles with his fingers as he looks at Katsuki. "Is the reservation for all three of us or-"

"Of course it is idiot, why would I book a reservation for two when there's three of us."

"Yeah ok," he says rubbing the back of his head. "but isn't that expensive."

"Do you have money on you." He nods. "How much?"

"5000 yen."

"Well then your paying for your own food."

"Aizawa gave you money, considering the way he looks people would mistake him as poor." Deku mutters to himself but purple freak hears anyway.

"You never think before you speak do you." Deku tilts his head in confusion. "If he was to ever hear you say that I'm sure he'd hold a grudge against you."

Katsuki snorts. "If he's that type of person then he's probably holding a lot of grudges already." 

"I'm pretty sure he's the type of person who'd hold a grudge against you for a really long time without letting the person know." Brain fucker states.

Deku thinks for a second before replying. "Yeah he does seem like that type of person. Like he'd probably be planning a way to get back at you when you least expect it, but if he had a grudge against someone I'm pretty sure he'd make sure you know it."

"I doubt that, what's the point of letting someone know you hate them if you wanna get back at them when they least expect it." Brain freak argues.

"There are many ways to do that even if they do know, you just have to be cunning enough."

"Yeah but Aizawa is an underground hero he's sneaky so wouldn't let you know."

Already tired of their pointless argument Katsuki snaps. "Could you both stop making stupid assumptions and just ask the guy or something."

"What makes you think he would tell us." Deku deadpans.

"Have you even met him before." Brain fucker asks.

"No."

"Well then I'll tell you now, he'll either look at us as if he's done with his life or take the mick and give us an answer that doesn't actually answer anything."

"That's exactly what he would do." Deku agrees.

Katsuki just raises an eyebrow but doesn't say anything, he starts walking and eventually getting the hint the two idiots follow. They both chat for a while, Katsuki just listening from a distance until he eventually comes to a stop by a shop window.

Realising that they've stopped the two boys look up.

"A hero merch store?" Hitoshi questions, raising an eyebrow.

"Deku loves shit like this so just this once I'm actually going to let you buy something."Deku's smile brightened after every word till it couldn't brighten no more so instead he jumped onto Katsuki embracing him.

"Thanks Kacchan I promise not to buy that much."

"You better not, hero shit is fucking expensive you know." The nerd bounces into the store probably the most giddy out of everyone there. Which was fair since Deku barely has the money to afford necessities talkless of useless hero merch.

Brain fuck just stares in slight confusion as he and Katsuki follow the nerd in. "The nerd really likes heroes despite his identity." Katsuki tells him, he just nods.

About an hour and a half later their leaving the store, only because Katsuki had to drag the nerd out. The little shit was indecisive of whether he preferred the bronze age All Might figure or the silver age golden figure. In the end Katsuki was forced to buy all three or stay in the store for another hour which he really didn't want.

Leaving with three different All Might figures, two posters(an extra one of Present Mic for Brain freak, also paid for by Katsuki), a mug and several key chains, they finally make their way to the restaurant for their reservations. Deku being happier than ever skips infront of the two other boys humming as he went. Katsuki sighs as the nerd crosses the road just as the green man turns back to red, hoping that he'll stop walking eventually both Katsuki and Brain freak wait at the traffic light.

Feeling the awkward atmosphere between the two, Katsuki decides to initiate the conversation. "Your living with Aizawa right, did he adopt you.? He asks as they wait for the red man to turn green.

"He didn't adopt me, he just has temporary guardianship. He said he wasn't going to risk sending me back to the foster home before he got a chance to destroy it."

"I guess being a hero has it's perks, he wouldn't have been able to gain guardianship over you otherwise."

"Yeah I guess your right. I'm suprised it only took about a week."

"Damn, that's way too quick even if you lot were blood related."

"Aizawa says it's all thanks to Detective Tsukauchi." At that Katsuki growls a little earning a questioning look from Brain freak. At that moment the man turns green and they both cross the road.

It doesn't take long for them to find Deku and they once again start walking all together.

"Never thought that asshole would actually be good at his job." Katsuki mutters under his breath but the freak must have super hearing cause he looks at Katsuki once more."

"Who, Tsukauchi?"

"Yeah, man is damn annoying."

"Really, he seemed really nice to me."

"I don't think Kacchan and the detective have such a good relationship." Deku says finally walking at their pace.

Purple freak tilts his head, "How do you know Detective Tsukauchi anyway?"

"Deku hasn't blabbed about it to you yet."

"Kacchan that's mean." The nerd pouts. "I can keep a secret you know."

"So you haven't told brain fucker yet?"

"No I have, he's probably just forgotten." Katsuki glares at his boyfriend.

"So are you going to tell me or-" 

"He was with All Might when he asked to train me." Katsuki answers.

"Oh right, I forgot that All Might is training you, Izu told me quite a while ago." Katsuki scoffs.

"Of course he did."

Deku pouts. "Kacchan are you mad."

"No. It's not like there's anyone else you could possibly tell."

"What about Mic, he could still tell Mic."

"I haven't actually met Present Mic yet." Deku points out.

"He probably already knows anyway."