To have a drink in your realm, the gates of hell would need to be opened, spewing unending fire and sulfur across your pitiful land. So... is Thursday good for you?
Letter by Andy Chesterman:
https://tapas.io/series/Wellside-Wishes-Volume-One-Welcome-to-Wellside/info
Pissing myself of (with?) laughter. Well done! I think the old pube is having nails done on Thursday so unfortunately the gates can stay shut..fer now!
*cough*
Yay!
Are you a puny web comic character in need of unholy advice? Though your problems are meaningless and your death inevitable, I am here to help!
Contact me by sending a private message to the meat puppet that inscribes my likeness into this reality. Keep your pleas for my Eldritch insight short and sweet. I don't have all day, you know.
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