It's cold, very cold. I open my eyes but I see nothing but darkness. Where the hell am I? Why can't I see anything?

"Dammit, just what I needed!"

-Hey, watch your vocabulary! -Said a voice that I can't recognize-

-Who's there? Don't come near or ...! - the stranger interrupt me-

-Or what? What will you do? You can't even see me.

-Shit, it's true.-I murmur- But that doesn't matter, I can still kick your ass if you come near me-

-Wow, how aggressive, girl. Calm down or  I will calm you down.

-Who the hell do you think you are and where the hell am I ?! -

-I'm Daniel and you are in the Limbo -he replies and I laugh-

-Yeah, sure and I'm a model-

-Well, that's not true, as I understand you study Biology at the university and ...- I interrupt-

-How the hell do you know that?

-I have my tricks-

-How do you know that? -I ask altered-

-Hey, calm down! If you want, I can prepare you a chamomile tea, you know, they say they are very good ...- he says but I interrupt-

-How am I going to calm down? I don't know you and I can't even see you.-I say

-We can fix that-he says lighting a lamp, so now I am able to appreciate a boy of about my age with brown eyes, blond hair and quite tall

-Is it serious?

-What?

 -You could have turn it on before-I say as I point my finger at the lamp

-Ah! But this way it is more exciting-he says happily while I just roll my eyes

-Okay whatever. Will you talk now or do I have to beat things out of you?

-Woah, calm kid.

-I'm not a kid, I'm 20 years old, you idiot.

-What? That's literally nothing, you're a baby.

-Oh, sorry! Excuse me Mr. Dinosaur-I say

-In fact, I'm older than them.

-Yeah, sure. And do you expect me to believe it? Who the hell are you?

-You must believe me. I can explain everything to you, but if you can't even believe my age I don't think you will believe everything I will tell you.

-Maybe yes, it can't be more absurd than your supposed age-I say as I stare at him.

-You see, I am your guardian angel.-he answers and I proceed to laugh

-Oh, sure! -I laugh- Stop joking and tell me who you really are- I say with a serious face

-I'm not lying to you, Iza-he answers seriously

-How the hell do you know my name?

-I'm your guardian angel, why I would not know it?

"This guy is really insane. The best I can do is get out of this strange place." This is what I say to myself mentally as I start to walk away from that strange guy.

-Hey! Do not ignore me!

I keep ignoring him as I search for a way out.

-Hey! Hey, I'm talking to you! -I ignore him again and I see how he comes running towards me -How rude you are, don't leave your elders when they are talking to you! -I keep ignoring him- Hey, tell me something!

-Something.-I say without looking at him

-Are you serious, Iza?

-You said to say something, I already said it. Now if you'll excuse me, insane person I'm trying to find a way out.

-You don't understand. This way, you will never be able to find it. Besides, I'm not insane - he looks at me badly

-No? Then, tell me how to get out, since, apparently, you are an expert.-I say sarcastically, in case someone din't notice

-Well, first you must understand the situation in which you are right now.

-And that's it?

-As I said before, you are in the Limbo.

-Oh, the Limbo! Stop with the nonsense!

-That is not nonsense! Listen to me! You are one step away from life and death. You must let me guide you in order to save your soul from the underworld-he says while I roll my eyes, unable to believe what an idiot he is.

-Well, being serious. Which one did you smoke? Because it seems like a good one, so pass it on to me too.

-But, what? How can you say that? Angels don't smoke! My God, forgive her! She does not know what she is saying! -He says as he begins to pray the Our Father

I sigh heavily, this guy is really crazy.

"Rather, God should forgive you for a liar." Do you really think you are an angel? -I say

-I am an angel.-affirms

-Yeah, where are your wings? Because I don't see them.

-Hey, well ... you see ...- he sighs- Let's just say there's a little problem with them.

-I understand

-So, do you believe me? -He says while I see something like a strange sparkle in his eyes

"Of course not, you idiot!" If you can't even show me your so-called wings. How do you expect me to believe you?

-But I'm telling the truth -he says with a sad aura

I shake my head and sigh heavily, fed up with this situation.

-You are insane. If you're planning to keep saying bullshit, just shut up and let me find a way out in peace.

-But-he reproaches

-I said silence! -I say while glaring at him

-Got it-he answers nervously and I proceed to walk while I hear his footsteps following me