I don't have much time so let's get right into it!

I opened my eyes and looked around.
"What the hell..?" I spoke.
I gasped and covered my mouth. Did I just curse..? 
"...Fuck." 
GASP!! I covered my mouth and stood quickly. I looked around, my eyes growing wider as I took note. I'm...in hell..

Yeah we kinda knew that..The author isn't that smart.
I will fucking delete you.
Delete me? Bitch please.
IM-

As I started to walk, I bumped into someone. 
"Grraah watch it dickhead!" They had shouted. 
"I'm s-" I stopped as I looked up to see who it was.
It was the guy from before!! 

"Well well..the angel. How the hell did you end up down here?"
"Well I-"
"Apollyon what the hell? You left us behind!!" 
I saw a lanky demon thing running up to us. He had wings and his tail was dyed like the rainbow. I saw a nice long braid down his back and he wore all black with a loose hoodie. Is this how all the demons look?
"Who is that?"
"Some guy. I'm goin home, that bar fuckin sucks."
I watched this altercation between the two and chalked it up to them being friends. 
"Some guy hm? He looks..clean..and human." 
"What do I care?" Apollyon, seems his name is, walked off. 
The other looked at him then at me and smiled.
"Hi. I'm Cerberus. That mean guy is Apollyon. You must have just died..you look so nice." 
Cerberus reached his hand out to me, and i took it. He then pulled me up and smiled at me. Now that I can see him face to face, he looks..good. Pretty even. In The Holy Place it's all smiles and happy. This face is..isn't it. 
"I'm Az-.." Should I tell them my name? Would that give off that I'm actually an Angel?
"Ass? Wow. Okay uhm-" 
"A-ASS?!"
"You said your name is Ass. Right?"
I blinked serval times before laughing hard. I wiped away a tear and looked at him. His face held utter confusion and concern but it didn't bother me none. 
"I'm sorry haha..my name is Azreal."
"That sounds..really angelic."
"Well, my old man thought I'd go to The Holy Place, yet here I am." I lied. 
Shit this feels so bad..Wait shit? Wow I really can cuss here. 
I guess my face gave away my confusion or inner thoughts because Cerberus smiled and said,
"I get it. I was confused too."
"I'm sure I'll get used to it haha.."
I rubbed the back of my neck as he took a step around me.
"Well, I've gotta run. My boyfriend is home alone! Nice meetin ya." And with that he was gone.
Now, I'm alone. What the fuck do I do..