“Eh-hmmm.” Coughed the Boss Slime. “ Well then Eito-chan, it looks like our little black fellow has issues with you to work out. And I must admit I could confirm things if I was alive then… As I do remember the young pup Eito and the drunk doctor Ryoko under my employ… but you only just gained such a title as the Smiling Devil when I passed into this world. Back then I was called Saito Himura. But now they just call me Oyabun!”
“No freaking way you were boss Saito!... But then I remember back then you were a bit of an odd boss back then.”
“Wait Oyabun, you were the Otaku Boss! The Yakuza leader is known for his control over anime and manga studios.” The black slime shockingly states.
“Yes, I make no excuses for my love of such true beauty and art! And for the beauty of young women!” Oyabun looks over the now slime-covered and embarrassed Azulle and blushes a bit. “ And well .. um Eito you look quite fitting you should work hard to grow stronger in that cute figure.
“Hey Stop looking at me like that!” Azulle shouts!
“The old pervert can’t help it. He is a worthless otaku! Like most the fucking disgusting jerks around here.” States the white slime.
“No, I am not… Uh, look Eito-chan why did you come here with that arrogant warrior.” Oyabun asks trying to hide his blushing.
“Um well, that warrior is my lord… and my brother… we found out about slimes in the old bathhouse and ordered me to come with him to fight you all to build up our skills. I am sorry had I known you all were from earth let alone the reincarnated body of Boss Saito being in charge I would have tried to hold him back more. Still Lady Marril did order me to also clean this place as my training. So I guess my missions are a failure then.” Azulle pouts.
“Well, we certainly aren’t going to let some loli slut slash former yakuza wakagashira to take our home…”
“Perhaps we can work something out. We slimes survive on elements and may be useful to the humans in your domain, but the other races see us as nothing but pests and monsters. I charge you Eito-chan to act as the go-between for us slimes and your kingdom's leaders. If those in charge let us exist among them then in turn we will take tasks to help them. If not then I am afraid I will have to seek to summon our full forces living deeper in the sewers. Surely the numbers of us while we are difficult to kill will defeat you all easily if you are anything like the warrior you came here with… or the ninja who keeps running into our nests. Well, Eito- chan what is your choice.” Oyabun explains.
“Like that is even a choice. Fine I will go. But you will help me with my training in turn Oyabun!” Azulle smiles.
“Very well then we have a deal Eito-chan and as a way to both bury the hatchet and help you bring peace two of my followers will accompany you. White, Black…” Oyuban states but the two interrupt him.
“No fucking way I have to shack up with a Loli bimbo!”
“I will not stay by that scum's side!”
“It’s an order you two do it or be assimilated!
“Yes, Oyuban!” The two slimes grumble.
“Then go out into the world and make your places the three of you! Let no one hold you back!” Oyuban states.
Time passes and Azulle opens the door coming out of the old bathhouse with the white slime on her head and the black one on her back slapping her. As soon as the three-step out into the light of the day Jenni stands there waiting with Gil struggling on the ground in pain… And worse yet the queen glaring at the slime-covered young maid stepping out of the small dungeon.
“How dare you little shrew send my precious Gilford into a dungeon and abandon him like that!” The Queen states.
“Wow what a Bitch.” The white slime states.
“How dare you do that to me? A classless dolt like you, and you return covered in such wicked beasts!” Gil States as Azulle walks over and squats near him.
“I did as you ordered you useless jerk. I told you to stop cutting them. They aren’t as dangerous if you just get to know them… I guess.” As the black one continues to bat at her face. “Stop it will you, I am trying to be serious here!” She shouts at the black slime. Then focusing she touches Gils cheek and a white light derives from her hand. She moves the white light around Gil’s face and the wounds heal about him as she states. “Dust Healing!”
“How did you do that Eito-slut!” The white slime insulted.
“Wait did you just use a skill!” The Queen shockingly stated.
“Guess the girl isn’t as classless do cha know.” Jenni states.
“It would appear not… Very well then if she thinks she is so special that she can leave my precious boy alone while she goes about improving her useless skills. She and her slime followers can work on their skills in the cells.” Captain Jenni, I expect you to not go easy on your new guest.
Gil starts to stand up “But Mother she is my servant.”
“Yes and when the girl is properly taught her lesson she will be returned to her duties. Till then Gil you will return to your studies for the afternoon.”
“Sigh I truly am sorry aboot this, Ms. Azulle but I ask you and your slimes to come peacefully, okay!” Jenni states holding out handcuffs.
“Seriously the great, Hideo Eito, is nothing more than a weak and lowly servant to a worthless child. HAHAHAHA, this job will be wonderful to watch you fail!” The black slime states.
“Have fun in chains for a few days, you worthless wretch.” Gil states.
“Fine, I give. Anything to stay away from that useless jerk!”
“Oh, my looks like someone’s things will be used to heat my room tonight!” Gil snickers.
“Hey, no fair stay out of my things you jerk!” Azulle shouts as Jenni cuffs and drags her away.
“That is the way, my dear son. Teach the scum of a bastard the lessons of betraying our leadership. And you don’t go easy on her ether Jenni!”
“Of course your highness. I will treat lady Azulle like any other of my prisoners.”
Azulle stops struggling and starts to shake as Jenni leads her and her new slime friends to the lower section of the castle when suddenly the dark dank hallway gives way to something that not one of the three expected on the cells below the castle. While the Iron and stone was still around. Each of the cells is decorated with bright pinks and pastels, the bunks with frilly pillows and bedding. The few prisoners all look to be adorned in cute outfits unbefitting of many of the hardened criminals. Each having tea sets and little cute cakes.
“Hey look the captains back, Guys!” States a heavily scared muscle man in a frilly bear outfit.
“Oh, and we get a cute little maid here too!” Says a snake-faced man wearing a lovely spotted sundress.
“Now now, don’t get all worked up my little sweets. We have three new prisoners, Lady Azulle and… what are their names dear Azulle?
“Um, why is this the dungeon of a little girl's tea party!” Azulle shouts.
“Oh my my. Such a young lady shouldn’t be so crass, Lady Azulle. We will work on that with you in your stay here. But I still need to call these little cuties something so what do you call your pets huh?”
“My pets?”
“Like hell, I am going to be a pet of this Eito Jerk!” The black slime says.
“Oh, such a cute way of talking!” Jenni states.
“You can understand them?”
“Of course, the little cute black one just said he wants cuddles.”
“That’s not at all what he said!” Shouts Azulle.
“Don’t you fucking get it Eito-slut! Only you have the skill to understand and speak with us.”
“Um okay, then what are your names?”
“Oh, you haven’t given them ones yet?” Jenni asks.
“My name is Lord Mega fucking Murder Death Shit Demon!” the white one says.
“Awe how cute I think I have just the thing to make such a cutie like you fit your new name Francois!” Jenni states pulling out a headband with cat ears upon the white slime.
“Francois?” Both Azulle and Francois state.
“Hmmm and you, my dear black cutie I haven’t forgotten about you, my dear Noir.” Jenni places another headband this time a set of bunny ears on the black slime.
“Hmm, Noir… I like it.”
“You would you fucking jerk!”
“Quiet Francois!.”
“Well then let’s see you three to your room for the next few days shall we.” Jenni proudly proclaims.
And so ended Azulle’s first dungeon run as she gains a new quest to venture forth and bring peace between man and slime alike… just as soon as she gets out of her prison term.
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