Azulle stares down the massive form of the blue slime in charge of the slimes, she grips the handle of the broom tightly and grits her teeth. While Gil is starting to panic he is sliding into a pile of junk swinging his sword wildly about in the air. “Gil stop swinging your sword! If you cut one you will only cause it to unleash its bent-up energy against you!”
“What does some talentless, maid know about fighting. I have to defend myself because you clearly won’t do your job and protect me!” Gil shouts as a light blue slime jumps at him. The slime is hit by his swings and ice blasts at Gil.
“Warning travel companion Gilford is at 25 % health.” States the p-phone
“What the heck does that mean!” Azulle responds as she only narrowly avoids the boss slimes grasp by slipping and landing backward on her head.
“Papaluu Pluu pu!” Belies the boss slime.
“Oi get rid of this bum! He said” informs the p-phone.
“We should retreat Gil!” Azulle states rubbing her head.
“Are you insane I am a hero? And heroes never run away!” Gil says slashing a darker blue slime similar in tone as the boss and gets drenched in water.
“Pluu pluu Puu pluu pu!” The boss slime angrily shouts.
“Grab the female and get rid of the annoying male! It demands.” The phone recounts.
“Wait... what!” Azulle shockingly shouts back. “Why do they want me!”
“Slimes are fans of messing around with women. Why do you think I brought you along stupid. Even Babies know that!” Shouts Gil as a collection of smiles surrounds him just out of his sword's reach.
The giant slime moves to grasp Azulle as she slips again planting her feet up for the creature to grab. “Come on there has to be something I can do to fight back...” Azulle thinks as she is also preoccupied with trying to keep her skirt from flipping up exposing her bottom half to the room.
“Searching for special skills... No skills have been selected!” p-phone responses
“No special skills? What is with this world… GAH don’t touch me!” Azulle shouts as she is being squeezed against the boss slime. “It stinks and is all gross like those damn fat otaku’s back in Japan!”
Suddenly all the slimes stop and turn looking at Azulle.
“Huh, they stopped. Turning your back on a hero will not save….” Gil proudly states before a mass of slimes gathers and forms a wave sending the young prince ejected from the building slamming the door behind him.
“Wait you sent him away. But why… no you can't be after me for my body…”
“Pluu Puu Pluuluu Puu Pluu Pulup! “ Responds the black slime.
“Who would want to have sex with a flat-chested loli like you. It said!” P-phone responds.
“Flat chested loli! Damn it I wish I could speak your language and tell you off properly!”
“Available skills, slime language, would you like to gain skill using some of your current skill points? ” P-phone asks!
“Wait you mean I can gain that as a skill hell yes!”
“Pluu Puu Plu.. and another thing you trashy girl why the hell are you in an outfit only a hooker would be in!” The black slime says.
“Now, Now, The loli hussy is simply trying to live up to the damn shitty beliefs that all slimes like to have their way with women.” The white slime states. “Guess earth wasn’t the only fucked up place to be filled with perverts!”
Azulle is being rubbed up and down across the boss slimes face. “Wait you guys know of Earth!”
All the slimes look at Azulle a bit puzzled.
“She understands us?”
“She knows of earth, is she from there and is not a slime!”
“She has to be she has a cell phone!”
“Hold it you guys are from Earth! Did a stupid jerk named Isea also send you all here!” Azulle proclaims!
“Isea?”
“No way is she thinking this is some kind of Isekai world or something!”
“Why her? Why does she get to be human in this world too!”
Azulle looks dumbfounded and continues to try and free herself from the grip of the boss slime, but his grip is too strong. “Hey since we are all from earth you guys will let me go right?”
“No fucking way Loli maid!” The white slime proclaims
“You know you sure have a foul mouth for a smile.” Azulle Proclaims while trying to pull off the boss slime’s tendril only to slip and slide out of her skirt.
“You perverted girl stop that no one is going to fall for your disgusting actions!” Screams the Black slime who is blushing as it shouts.
“It’s not like I am trying to! It’s the damn curse of mine!” Azulle squirms till she suddenly drops to the ground landing face-first into the ground. “Gah again! I hate this stupid curse, that jerk Isea will pay for this when I find him! “
“Hmm, such a determined girl. Just like an anime protagonist … But she needs to develop more plot.” States a nerdy-looking green slime wearing broken glasses.
“So what are all you slimes otaku reborn in this world.” Azulle asks.
“A few of the loser slimes are, yeah loli slut!” The white slime happily states.
“I told you It’s my curse!”
“Yeah yeah, whatever. You likely are just filling out your fantasies you had in your past life. You were likely just some ugly fat cow that couldn’t get a man if she even threw herself on him!” The while slime cheerfully stated.
“Lies I was nothing like that!” Azulle proclaims tripping over her own skirt trying to get it back on. “I was killed by one god with a sick and twisted game of his and placed in a game I have no knowledge of how to play because my divine goddess is too indecisive to get her pea-brained bimbo body here to teach me!” Azulle tears up a bit as the boss slime helps her up.
“Tell me young lady what is your name.”
“Azulle Darkholt!”
“No not the name you have given to you in this world… but the old one.”
“Hideo Eito.” Azulle shudders in embarrassment stating the name of her old life.
“Hideo…” The Black slime states
“Eito.” The white slime interrupts. “No fucking way, are you Hideo Eito! The famed Smiling Devil!”
“You know who I was?” Azulle stands puzzled.
“Listen very well, girl. This is a serious statement. Are you really the Smiling Devil! Then prove it to us.” The Black slime states. ”Do something only the Smiling Devil can!”
“Yeah like fuck a bunch of women, or gut some coward bitch!” the white slime proclaims.
“How can I prove who I once was seriously…” Azulle puzzles when p-phone chimes in.
“Do you wish to add more skills, skills of class and heritage skills are still available to learn!”
“Huh, my p-phone is at it again.” Azulle picks up the phone and sees a listing of skills. “Hmm, so this is what it means... Maid magic, Cleaning attacks, Dust healing, what do any of these mean…. Huh, Devils Rush.” Azulle pushes on the phone.
“All current skills are spent.” The p-phone states.
“So now I can do stuff….” “Hey not Eito Loli slut! Quit playing with your phone and show us already!” The black slime states.
“Fine if you want me to prove who I am. Then witness this! Devils Rush!” Azulle grabbing her broom she smiles and suddenly bursts with speed across the room and a loud blast of wind gusts out from her wake as she slams into the boss… deep into the boss. “Glub!”
“What a fucking moron!” The White Slime states.
“No way that move I have seen it before!” The black slime recalls.
“As have I. But I guess the girl needs to come out of me.” The boss slime states dripping Azulle out. “Still I feel only partly that she is who she claims to be.”
“Awe man this stuff is super gross and I bet it will take forever to clean off. ... Wait are you two saying you know me well the past me!” Azulle shirks to try and wipe off the slime on her.
“Yeah but that freaking disgusting jerk had his way with my family, If he didn’t die back then I would have killed him, even if he showed me mercy in the end.” The Black slime said.
“Your family… wait you can’t be that detective I left with Ryoko!”
“Was that the lady doctor's name… A real shame... I killed her before I finally got free.”
“You stinking liar! There is no way Ryoko could have been killed by some worthless near-dead detective. I mean sure she was a stupid drunk and money moocher from me all the time. But she isn’t some weakling!” Azulle shouted with anger at the black slime.
“And what would you know. If you are that scum Hideo Eito there is no way you would know because you died before that!” The black slime growled back in anger.
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