As the door opens an elaborate room decorated in books small wooden weapons and toys fill the room where a massive bed lays and far in the darkest corner is a ragged small bed and chest. Sobbing is heard from the big bed as she walks to it and bows her head. “I am sorry my shoe slipped off and whacked you across your face, my lord.” Azulle states gritting her teeth knowing full well what comes next as the formal lump of sobs moves to meet her then a small appendage slips out and flips Azulle’s skirt!

“Blue ones today!” The young prince smirks.

“Stop it Gil that isn’t how a man should act!” Azulle snaps at the young lord. She grabs her own mouth to prevent further insults to get her in deeper trouble.

“I will act how I please for I am the future great hero of this land. And while you are my dear sister you are still nothing but my servant! And for a servant to strike his master deserves to be punished the way their lord sees fit. Besides what would a clumsy girl like you know about how to be a man.” The young hero Gil laughs.

“I can kick your ass.” Azulle’s anger finally lets out as Gil continues to hold up her skirt.

“Fine then, I think I know a fitting punishment for you today, Zel!” Gil pulls down Azulle’s underwear. “These are mine now, if you want them back you will have to lose to me in tomorrow’s sword-fighting test.”

“That’s my only pair you jerk! And these damn skirts are short enough to expose me, give them back!” Azulle cries out.

The scene changes to later in the day Azulle is walking upstairs holding her skirt down from behind. “Stupid world. Back when I was a man I didn’t have to worry about this embarrassing crap. But worse is that lazy moron Gil. I should beat him while he sleeps and take back all my clothes he stole. But the one damn place he keeps them is in that dimensional hole of his. But I guess it’s the one thing that he is good at.”

“Talking to ourselves again, Azulle!” A kind-looking woman in white in a wheelchair sits looking from a small perched room along the castle's walls. “Looks like you’re here for the usual visit. So have a seat. And tell me what did you run into this time.”

“It was a sword rack back near the guard’s barracks. Kawa was trying to help me get away from the Queen again.” Azulle says calmly laying her head on the kind woman’s side.

“Well, she certainly does have a temper. But try to not tick her off too much.” The woman rubs the injured head and light begins to heal the wound.

“I know... I just wish I could get out of here. But I don’t have my tablet. Both Kawa and Gil have theirs but I guess the goddess of fate has forgotten me.” Azulle looks down as the woman continues to rub her head. “If I had a tablet I would be well on my journey now to fight the demon lord and I would get the money to buy your freedom too, mom.”

“That is sweet of you my strong little girl to feel concerned for her mother. But I told you before sweetheart I am not a prisoner here. I am the castle's doctor and I have a tablet of my own... not to mention the king is so kind...”

“But mama, When the Queen found out I was yours and the king’s child she ... she.” Azulle’s words stumble out of her. “She cut off your legs.”

“Such was the punishment of my sin dear. A sin I have made peace with the Queen on. Just as you need to make peace with Gil. Luckily I guess I may have some extra clothes for you in my bedroom go on and fetch them why don’t you.” Azulle gets up and walks into the room when suddenly a large flash of light hits and a face Azulle has almost forgotten is right in front of her causing her to jump and almost head out of the room! “Honey, are you okay in there?”

“Yes, Mama I just stubbed my toe that’s all.” Azulle laughs it off and turns to face the face of the goddess Ori.

“Hi-ho, Mr. Eito.” Ori proudly states

“Ori, where the hell have you been? You were supposed to be here four years ago!”

“Sorry I can’t be there right now so I prerecorded this message for you Mr. Eito!”

“What four years late and you send me a prerecorded message!”

“I am still working out the very difficult decisions for my form to appear in that world. But I can assure you it won’t be much longer. Till then I can proudly say after six grueling years searching I have found you the best book for you to understand RPG worlds and also have sent you the top in the line of Tablets to serve you in this world.”

“Top of the line? Everyone has the same stone tablet that shows their stats how mine could be...” Azulle grumbles as she digs through the clothing to find the source of the broadcast. When suddenly a smartphone drops to the ground and the message from Ori glitches then returns. “No way, she got me a smartphone in a fantasy world!”

“This is the best in heavenly design. The phenomenal extra-dimensional social information service... or P.E.N.I.S. for short will adapt all your stats and needs and can be used to call any members you have contact with to gather them around you. Yes the P.E.N.I.S.  is one fine device.... “ Azulle throws the device across the room.

“Stop calling it that!” Azulle shouts!

“The P.E.N.I.S.  is virtually indestructible and easy to carry or accessorize! Yes, your new world friends will be quite amazed at the look, feel and power of your penis. It even comes when you...”

“Enough already about the P.E.N.I.S.!” Azulle shouts as her mother rolls in.

“What is this about a penis honey?”

“Hehe, mom it’s nothing I just ... I think I just got my tablet.” Azulle holds up the smartphone device.

“I don’t know honey that must be just some strange rock or...” her mother sits there puzzled as the device starts to ring. “The rock is making noise!”

Azulle grabs it and answers. “Hello?”

Suddenly the voice that was playing earlier speaks out depressed but clearly, Azulle can tell it belongs to Ori. “Um is this Mr. Eito?”

Azulle’s mom replies “it talks and is asking for a Mr. Eito?”

“Sigh it’s me, Ori. Where the hell are you?” Azulle’s mother is puzzled as her daughter admits to being Mr Eito.

“Wow you sound cute but then you are three now...”

“No, I am seven Ori and a girl!” Azulle shouts back in anger then look and sighs. “Look mom I can explain after this call okay.”

“A call?” For what the doctor thinks.

“Okay then. Mr. Eito I have a few vital questions? .... what do you think would be best for my class when I come to that world.... I can’t think of the best choice... hello! Mr. Eito!” Ori asks.

“Ori, you indecisive idiot!”