Luna stood in the middle of the room and waited to be noticed by the other Pastas. It didn't take long and it was Jeff who looked over first then jumped out of his seat and pointed a finger at Luna. "What the fuck!? How the fuck are you still alive? I know I fucking killed you a week ago!" Luna just chuckled then that turned into full out laughter as he couldn't help himself seeing as Jeff's reaction was exactly what Luna had wanted to see. The other Pastas just stared at the two with raised eyebrows while Slenderman was silently laughing because it was funny to him as well. "Sorry....hahaha...Sorry. That was perfect! Better then I ever could have imagined." Luna said as he calmed down. "My name is Luna Sakana and I'm a shape-shifter. I can change my form at will to anyone and anything except buildings and cars. Yes I can shift into edible food stuffs as well, no I will not demonstrate that. No you can't make me or threaten me to do so. Yes I get these questions all the time."
"Huh, if you really can do what you say you can then shift into this motherfucker!" exclaimed Clockwork as she jerked her thumb at Jeff who just flipped her off. Luna shrugged and shifted much the same way Mystique does in the X-men movies into Jeff, his ears and tail disappear when he shifts into something or someone else. Clockwork stood up and walked a full circle around Luna checking for any mistakes, Luna opened his mouth to show that yes, he had copied Jeff's image perfectly even down to having no eyelids; he didn't even blink. "That's really impressive dude. You did that just like that one X-men character." says Clockwork as she slaps Luna's ass before sitting down again, this makes the shifter tilt his head and shift back to normal.
"Please don't slap my ass before you get to know me. If I wasn't so nice or polite I would have ripped your arm off and shoved it so far down your throat that you'd be able to slap your own ass." He glares at her not even scared of whatever the consequences would be. All he got for that threat was her laughter and her saying that she'd like to see him try it. Luna rolled his eyes and looked at Slenderman out of the corner of his eye and saw him smirking, guess he liked the shifters threat. As he turned back to Jeff, the other had drawn his knife and had thrown it at Luna's head, Luna didn't dodge it and when it hit it's mark, he was sent backwards a small ways and was dead before he hit the floor.
"Now stay dead you motherfucker." Jeff huffed before sitting down. Slenderman did nothing about Jeff's actions as he had an idea that the shifter wasn't really truly dead, he sent out a black tendril to pluck the knife from Luna's forehead. Once he did, Luna's magic took over and his body burst into flame and once the flames died down and his body turned to ash he revived. The light was nearly blinding but when it faded, Luna was once again standing, perfectly fine. After dusting himself off he looks at Jeff and smiles. "Well that was fun. Are you convinced now that I'm not human." He looks at Slenderman. "Don't worry about the ash it's just normal ash and has no magic properties whatsoever. If you have a broom and dust pan or a handheld vacuum I'll gladly clean it up for you."
He offers, Slenderman shakes his head and stands up, the tendril extends itself over to Jeff who takes the knife back grumpily and turns his head away. "It's alright. I'll clean it up later. You are one very interesting creature. Unfortunately I think you should leave. I'll walk you out." There was no anger in the Pastas voice as he said this though there was the unique tone of interest and Luna picked up on it and nodded turning around to leave. Once they were in the middle of the hallway Slenderman spoke again.
"I hope you won't think me rude for what I've said. It's mostly just to keep up appearances with the others. I do find you to be very interesting and would like you to join our little 'family' as it were." " I figured as much. Would I be able to stay where I'm currently living? I don't want to cause problems with the others. Especially Jeff, don't want to leave little ash piles all over your house." Luna asks as they make it to the door. "Of course. If I need you to come over I'll send someone, preferably not Jeffery but maybe Clockwork as she seems to have taken a liking to you." "I don't mind if you send her to come get me but I'm not interested in females of any species."
Here he looks him straight in the eyes. "I'm gay. I'm only romantically and sexually attracted to males of every species." He winks and grins when he sees the very light blush on Slenderman's cheeks. "A-ah, I see.....ahem, that's alright then as long there won't be a problem with sending her or anyone else. Would you like to join us? You'd be free to come here whenever you'd like and stay for as long as you like as well. Though I have to ask. How do you feel about killing humans or other creatures?"
This made Luna pause and think for a long time before answering. "Well I'm alright with both as long as I have enough information on the person or thing and there is a good enough reason to kill them. Like if there were some human that survived this forest and the others and was going to tell other humans and had pictures then I can understand killing them but if it's just cause you don't like them then I'd have to decline. I won't reveal anything I've seen here today and that's a shifter's promise and we don't break promises." He says this seriously while still looking Slenderman in the eyes.
"I give you my own word that if I send you out to kill it will be because someone or something has information on us that would lead to our downfall. My asking you to join also includes being able to call on you if we need help with some creature that's stronger then all of us combined and we need to defeat and kill it before it kills us. We are not alone in this forest. Not by a long shot. I will not rush you to think about it, take all the time you need. I will send one of the others after some time to get your answer." Here Slenderman smiled gently and Luna's heart skipped a few beats and his face flushed red. "I...I...uh...S-sure, send whoever you like and I'll think about it. I'll just be going now...." He backs up till he's against the door and he finds the handle and pulls the door open. " Before I completely chicken out. I still think you're incredibly attractive.....Good-bye!" He hurriedly leaves and closes the door behind him and rushes back through the forest and up the incline to his truck and heads home. if he had stayed just a few minutes more he would have seen Slenderman blush as well.
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