Tin Blob: “HAHA you REALLY thought that was the end?? How could it end there????? Scareblob and I didn’t make it to the wizard of Eve to get our missing body parts I have no idea how we are living without them!!!”
Scareblob: “So this is how it really went…”
[hands Rose tornado]
Rose: “OH MY WOW THANK YOU! Now I can get to my family and my now smart brother Jeff and my dear pet blobby, Tutu!”
[Rose spawns tornado]
Rose: “Goodbye everyone!”
Tin Blob and Scareblob: “Bye Bye Rose!”
[just before Rose hops in the tornado..]
Unidentified object: “Woof Woof! Squirm Squirm!”
Scareblob: “It sounds like it's coming from your bag!”
[Rose reaches in never ending bag and pulls out a squirming, woofing, furry pet blobby]
Rose: “Tutu! Hi there! I thought you were at home! You must have jumped in my bag when I got whooshed away by that big scary tornado!”
[Tutu licks Rose’s face then hops out of her hands and runs along the path]
Rose: “Wait! No! Tutu! Home is this way!”
[Rose hops out of tornado and chases after tutu]
[Scareblob and Tin blob chase after Rose and Tutu]
After a while of chasing….
Rose: “Tutu why did you run off like that???”
Tutu: “...................” [says nothing because he’s a pet blobby, duhh.]
Tin blob: “Well now we’re in the middle of nowhere!! Great going Rose..”
Rose: “HEY LISTEN SMARTY PANTS IT WAS MY BLOBBY TUTU WHO RAN OFF AND STOP BEING SO MEAN because the Good Blob of the South isn’t here to tell us where to go and we are of the path and now I’ll never get home……”
Scareblob: “I have an idea!”
Rose: “what is it?”
Scareblob : “We can-”
Who knows: “ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR”
Rose: “AHHHHHHHH!”
Tin blob (Saylor) “I bet it was just that kookoo nut job Angel that turned into a cat dragon”
[Angel chasing Eve in the background as a cat dragon]
Scareblob: “No her roar is more like mewmewmrowwwwwwwROARARRWWWWWMEW”
Rose: “Then what was the ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR sound?”
Random blob that has randomly turned into a lion: “It was me, the cowardly Random blob that has randomly turned into a lion!”
Rose: “Why are you cowardly and randomly turned into a lion?”
Cowardly random blob that has randomly turned into a lion: “‘Cause it’s my name Duh.”
Tin blob: “Oooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy.”
Cowardly random blob that has randomly turned into a lion (AKA Random Cowardly Lion Blob Dude (AKA RCLBD)): “Also I was taking the teachers class on turning into a Monster that could (okay definitely) destroy the world and got stuck in cowardly lion form for some reason.”
Scare Blob: “I remember that class! It was in ep. 1, remember?”
Tin Blob: What? We’re a TV show?! HEY WORLDDDDD!!!!!”
RCLBD: “Well I don’t care ‘bout being a lion all I care about is stop being so scared ‘cause do you know how hard it is to live in a random forest when you're scared of everything you see except blobs for some reason?”
Eve (from out of nowhere): “Yes.”
Angel (Also from out of nowhere): “I like tater tots!”
Eve+Angel: “IliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketatersIliketaters”
Rose: “NO I DON'T KNOW THEM DEFINITELY DONT KNOW THEM”
Tin blob: “Well we’re all (excluding those kukoos Angel and Eve) going to visit the wizard of Eve to get some necessary (and yet somehow missing) body parts and free rides home to ArKaNsAs! Do you want to come along and make the wizard of Eve transform you into a not-so cowardly lion?”
RCLBD: “Of course!”
[they walk away to find the yellow glue road leaving Angel who is teaching Eve to fly by picking Eve up and Dropping her from 3.1415965 miles in the up.]
[they find it and keep going]
[they come to a field of poppies]
RCLBD: “I feel sleepy.”
Rose: “I do too.”
Scareblob: “Sssssssssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooo ssssssssssssssssssslllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyy.”
Tin Blob: “Wait! These are Poppies!!!!”
[Albert Einstein appears]
AE: “It's true. Again, someone is smart in this series. Poppies make you feel calm and sleepy and are made into opium.”
Angel (who magically appears out of nowhere): “We’re being spelled!!! That means creepy witches right?”
Eve (also appearing out of nowhere): “Everybody panic!!!!!!!!!!”
[Eve and Angel panic VIA running around in circles and screaming with their hands in the air.]
Eve: WHY AREN’T YOU PANICKING?!?!!?!?!!?!!?!??!”
Scareblob: Uhhh… because nothing’s to panic about?”
Angel: “STILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!”
Eve: “PANICCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!”
[Out of nowhere, a giant swarm of flying blobs appear with a giant angel blob]
Angel: “Wait, I thought I was the only Angel?!?!?!”
Giant Angel Blob: “No, I AMMMMMM!!!!!!”
Angel: “NO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”
Eve: “oOoOoOo!!!! Flying blob army!!!!!”
[Present appear on all the flying blobs’ heads]
Eve: “IT’S CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!”
Rose: “Wait, does one of them have a heart?”
[One of the flying blobs drops a present]
[Rose opens it and inside is a heart]
Tin Blob: “YASSSS I CAN MOVE ON WITH MY LIFEEEEEEE!!!!!!!”
[Giant flash appears and Tin Blob turns into a cat]
Cat: “Meow.”
[Cat walks away]
Scareblob: “Okay… anyways… does one of them have a brain or something?”
[Scareblob walks forwards and trips on their brain]
Scareblob: “Oops, oh well.”
[Scareblob grapes brain and opens up head and throws brain inside]
Scareblob: “Baiiiiii!!!”
[Scareblob turn into dust]
Rose: “WHAT IS THIS WORLDDDDDDDD????!?!”
[Suddenly, a tornado appears and Rose and Tutu get sucked inside and go back home]
Rose: “Okay, that was… something.”
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