*Grown up blah blah blah and at school, if you haven't seen the show well Izuku is in his last year of middle school*
Side character no-one cares about 1: Yo did you see that villain in the streets this morning?
Side character no-one cares about 2: Yeah he killed my grandma
Side character no-one cares about 1: Sick dude
Side character no-one cares about 2: Bruh....but I will admit tree man was pretty cool
Izuku: of course he is cool he is tree
Side character no-one cares about 2: You hear something?
Side character no-one cares about 1: Nope
Izuku: just you wait, one day i'm gonna save you all so fucking hard that you will regret the day that you even ins-
Teacher: Alright, everyone here? I actually don't care as long as my favourite academically and physically gifted students are here. So i'm gonna hand out these job forms, buuuuuuuuuuuut you all wanna be hero's anyway so I won't bother!!!!
Class: YAY!!!
That one kid: I wanted to be a plumbler and fix plumbing but I guess being in a financially unstable and risky job sounds better, I guess
Teacher: So Izuku where are you gonna go
Izuku: I'm gonna be a hero!
Teacher: I'm sorry I don't speak bullshit can you please repreat that again for me
Izuku: I said I'm gonna -
Bakugo: Shut it ya fuckin' cunt, we all know you can't be a hero, why you may ask? BECAUSE I AM THE BEST AND WILL BE THE BEST HERO, PEOPLE OF THE LIKES OF YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CHANCE AND BECAUSE I NEED TO STATE MY DOMINANCE I'M GONNA USE MY EXPLOSION QUIRK IN THE BATHROOM AND TRY TO CONVINCE YOU TO COMMIT SUICIDE! TAKE THAT BITCH
Izuku: Sir surely this behaviour breaks some kind of school rules doesn't it?
Teacher: Izuku rules don't apply to the gifted or my favourite students. Class is out, do whatever the hell you want as long as i'm on my break and can't be held responsible for your bullshit
Bakugo: Excellent! Now Deku I think we're gonna have some fun now
Izuku: ...
Izuku: Look man I know you tried to come off as intimidating and cool, but that just sounded gay and disturbing
Bakugo: YOU BITCH. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO
Izuku: *sighs*
Izuku: What are you gonna do Kacchan?
Bakugo: I'M GONNA THROW YOUR NOTEBOOK INTO, INTO, UHHH.... OUT THE WINDOW INTO THAT POND! HAH! TAKE THAT YOU NERD
Izuku: Wow, 10/10 performance for that one
Bakugo: AND THAT'S NOT ALL! I'M GONNA BURN IT!
Izuku: NO!!! MY CHEAT BOOK! DAMMIT
Bakugo: See you around, pussy
Izuku: Still gay man
Bakugo: IT'S ONLY GAY CAUSE YOUR MAKING IT GAY! FUCK YOU! GO JUMP OFF THE ROOF OR SOMETHING.
Bakugo: *walks out*
Izuku: To bad we're graduating, the drama club would've loved him.
M again for swearing. um yea, may be a few sensitive things brought up from the show like suicide (doesn't actually happen, just Bakugo throwing a tantrum) but yea... happy to be back from hiatus!
Midoriya seems amazing in this XXDDDD buuuuuuutttttttttttttttttttttttt I would not save my bullies.. I would destroy them. And chain them up in my storage shelter in the middle of my property where no one can hear them.
Basically dumb ass shit. Don't take anything seriously this is all in good fun. It may have stuff that is offensive to you, none of it will be on purpose but if you know you get offended easily then just don't read it but then again I don't really care. Credit to Kohei Horikoshi who created the series!!! Anyway enjoy this work of 3 of my dead braincells along with shit humor, writing and grammar. :)
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