And, drumroll please, I present to you The Long Awaited Zoro and Luffy!

Hope I don’t disappoint. 

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Zoro coughed a few gallons of water out of his burning lungs as he dragged Luffy’s limp body onto the beach of some unknown island. He drew in as much breath as he could and blew it into Luffy’s mouth, trying to get him breathing again.

Luffy’s chest inflated like a balloon. Zoro stood above him and sighed. “You just had to call the coupe de burst.” He leapt up as far as he could and landed on Luffy’s chest. “Breathe, damn it.”

A spout of water shot up from Luffy’s mouth. “Hey, Zoro, not that I mind, but why are you on top of me?”

His cheeks reddened as he jumped away. “I was just saving your life, captain. When the ship shot up into the sky you were too close to the edge. I had to jump in after you.”

Luffy leapt up and brushed the sand away from his clothes. He felt on top of his head, startled that he could feel his sand-ridden, black hair. “Oh no! Have you seen my straw hat?” He looked around in a panic.

The beach was bare, aside from the normal sticks as shells poking up out of the sand. Palm trees formed a thin line around the edge, scattered here and there. But they seemed to grow thicker and more clustered the closer toward the middle of the island they got.

“It blew away when you fell. The wind carried it pretty far. I think it landed somewhere towards the center of this island.”

“Great! Let’s go find it.” Luffy took off running into the mass of trees before he could stop him.

Something felt off. Something he couldn’t quite put his finger on. Zoro followed, but much slower, with one of his swords drawn at ready for whatever crazy thing was going to jump out at them.

At first, Luffy stayed pretty far ahead, but Zoro noticed his urgency slowly fade away. Luffy stalled, looking around at the trees they passed, like he was waiting for Zoro to catch up.

Dozens of loud, energetic squirrels and other woodland creatures played and chased each other’s tails, jumping from the tips of tree branches and tackling each other to the ground. “There seem to be a lot of small creatures on this island. Nothing big enough to attack… so far,” Zoro whispered. Though, he didn’t know why he was whispering.

Luffy walked a little slower, falling just a few steps behind him.

Maybe he’s feeling sick? “You feeling alright, Luffy?” He usually had as much energy as those wrestling squirrels.

Luffy snapped his attention up to his face with a blush and started walking beside him again. “Yea,” he laughed, scratching the back of his head. “I guess I’m just feeling a little bit hot, that’s all.”

Zoro heard the sound of a waterfall up ahead. “Let’s head for that water. You can cool off there.” An odd feeling tingled in the pit of his stomach at the thought of Luffy standing under a waterfall. He pictured the water cascading over him, as Luffy slowly removed his clothes, wiggling his finger, inviting Zoro to join him.

Luffy shuffled closer to him, making the vision drift away.

“Do you... need me to carry you?” Zoro choked out. His hand itched to pick him up before Luffy even answered.

“No,” Luffy sighed. He clung to Zoro’s arm. “I just need you to hold me close.” Luffy realized he was rubbing his forehead against Zoro’s bicep and jerked his head away. “Yo...you know... to help me walk, cause I’m feeling so weak.”

Zoro felt his skin prickle up in goosebumps from Luffy acting so adorably shy.

Adorable and shy? Since when does Luffy act like that?

Zoro shook his head, trying to clear it. “Luffy, there’s something wrong here.”

He looked down, meeting Luffy’s lips that were already heading towards him.

“Does it have to be wrong?” Luffy asked, a string of spit falling away between their lips.

Zoro pulled away, looking around for any sort of explanation as to why they were both acting like horny teenagers. Just a few feet away, the water from the falls splashed against the smooth, water-worn rocks on the bank below. Sunbeams fell through branches of the trees as they thinned again to surround the edge of the river bank. Everything felt perfect. Like it was a whole romantic scene, set up for just the two of them. “Wait!” Zoro fought the urge to kiss him back and held Luffy at arm's length. “Are you sure we want this?”

Luffy batted his long, black eyelashes, giving Zoro his biggest pouting eyes. “Weren’t you the one blushing from being on top of me at the beach?” He reached his hand out and smoothed his thumb over Zoro’s cheek. “That was before we started to feel like this, right?”

He nodded and let Luffy pull him closer, beginning to understand. “I think this place just makes you lose all your inhibitions, somehow.”

Luffy kissed him again. His tongue slid inside, making Zoro’s knees grow weak. “It lets us do what we actually want,” Luffy said, not bothering to pull away from his lips as he talked. “I want you. What do you want, Zoro?”

He picked Luffy up, carefully placing his back against the nearest tree and grinding into him. Streams of sunlight fell over Luffy’s face and skin, giving him a luscious glow. He followed the light from the middle of Luffy’s chest, up over the side of his neck with his tongue, ending the golden trail with his teeth pulling at Luffy’s sensitive earlobe. “You,” he whispered. “I want you.”

Luffy pulled both their shirts away, throwing them to the ground. “Then show me.”

“Yes, Captain.” He set Luffy down to his feet and slowly dropped down to his knees in front of him. His fingers hooked into the band of Luffy’s pants, pulling them down slow and teasingly. Luffy leaned against the tree, gripping the bark behind him and moaning with pleasure as Zoro took him into his mouth.

He smiled up at Luffy, spitting onto two of his fingers, inserting them one at a time, still staring up into his eyes. Luffy gasped and tensed.

“Do you want me to stop?” Zoro asked.

“No!” Luffy huffed out. “Don’t stop. Don’t ever stop.”

Zoro sucked him harder, twisting his fingers and massaging the soft skin inside his captain’s ass.

Luffy grabbed a handful of Zoro’s green hair and pulled his head away. “Fuck me, Zoro!” he panted.

He spit on his fingers again, rubbing it over Luffy’s hole, before standing up and stretching one of Luffy’s incredibly limber legs over his shoulder. The tip of his dick played at the entrance, teasing for as long as he could hold back.

Luffy pushed his ass down on it, making Zoro enter him. He glared at him, heated and intense. “I said fuck me, Zoro. Do as your captain commands.”

Zoro smiled devilishly. He picked up Luffy’s other leg and carried him over to a flat-topped boulder. He laid his body down gently, trying his best not to pull out of where he never wanted to leave again. “As you wish.”

Hours passed on that rock, kissing, caressing, and thrusting. Sweat dripped from Zoro’s brow as Luffy rode him, making them both cum time after time.

Luffy collapsed on top of him. “I want more, but I don’t think I can move,” he pouted.

Zoro lifted him up and tossed him into the water. “Cool off then,” he said jumping in beside him, “Cause I want more of you too.”

He kissed him and started grinding against him again, until he heard a splash next to them.

“Ewww!” Nami yelled, throwing another rock. “I should’ve known I’d find you two like this. Don’t you know who’s island this is?”

Zoro shrugged. “No, but I’m never going to leave.”

Nami groaned. “You idiots. Don’t you know you're being watched? This is Madam Fujoshi’s island.” She pointed at the top of the waterfall where a woman sat at the top, waving down at the boys. “She ate the only cum-cum fruit in existence. It makes everyone in her presence super horny and go after the person you’ve been dreaming of being with.”

“Come on.” She threw their pants at them. “You can screw all you want. On the boat. In private.”

Zoro threw the pants back at her and picked Luffy up, setting him back on his cock. “You go back. We will meet you in a couple of hours.”

“What about Madam Fujoshi? You’re just going to let her watch?”

Zoro shrugged while thrusting into Luffy. “This is her reward for making this happen.”

Madam Fujoshi giggled. “You’re welcome!”