What? It don't work?

Hmph. Glad you weren't like those fools.

Now sit down and let me tell you a secret.

I wish I actually had those tools.

No restarting, no resetting

our lives. Once we write ‘em,

We write ‘em. And as we’re regretting

these mistakes, these lies, these

choices we hated ourselves later for.

We think the things we did guarantees

The past, present, future, and more.

Not always, silly.

What I did was a scam. But a lesson we should learn.

There may never be a new person garage sale,

but we can improve, and move on with our lives, and exhale 

and one day

relax.