I don't like birds, yo! (Yes, I have been crapped on by flocks of crows/seagulls in real life - multiple times, actually. One story that I didn't include is when a duck tried to bite me at the zoo. It just waddled up to me and started biting my shoe. Luckily, I was wearing thick Vans at the time. If I had been wearing sandals though...yeesh...goodbye toes).
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