Walking sucks. Simply because I actually can’t do it. My thighs simply don’t allow it. I waddle everywhere I go and that alone is embarrassing. Therefore walking is almost as bad as chairs.

Anyways, after the immensely traumatizing chair dilemma it was lunch! So I had to power down a hallway. The slightest movement of any kind leads to what can only be described as a jiggle. My entire lower body is jello when I waddle.

I tried to avoid it but, as I waddled down the hall, every single students stared or made some kind of comment.

I waddled on into the cafeteria. I slowly ordered a small meal of lettuce and potatoes. I don’t have the biggest appetite, even if it would seem I do. Plus any extra fat would surely just make me more bottom heavy so I’m good.

I waddled to my table and placed my tray onto the surface. I sat on a disconnected chair with no sides. It was better but it still seemed too small, so I slid another chair over and sat on both.

As I was eating a girl slammed her tray onto the table in front of me. This was gonna be interesting.

I looked up at the girl with a smile upon her face. She had green eyes and brown hair. The hair was in the shape of pigtails. She was small and unlike Mix, her outfit fit. She smiled at me with glee.

“Wow! You have a huge bottom!” She laughed. I went red once more, my natural colour.

“What is up with people and greetings today?” I stammered. The girl smiled a big grin and put her hand out.

“My name’s Karma!” She cheered. Awkwardly I shook her hand.

“Ally….” I spoke out nervously. Karma laughed.

“So! What’s it like having a fat bottom?” She asked. I went pale. Who was this girl!? She was small with almost no curves. So I assume she was actually curious.

“Karma! That’s enough!!!” A voice yelled out. I turned to see a messy brown haired boy come running. He shared his green eyes with his sister. He was slightly taller than her as he huffed.

“You can’t just ask people stuff like that!” He yelled. These two had to be twins. Karma smiled innocently.

“But-But Lynx! It looks so squishy!” Karma yelled. Lynx sighed and shook his head. I assume he was named Lynx anyway.

“Look I’m sorry in advance for her, she can be blunt.” He sighed slowly. He sat down beside her. I blinked realizing I had been mighty silent this entire time.

“Oh!! Uh...I forgive you!” I yelled. Karma nodded and cheered.

“Yay!! Thank you! So about your bottom!” Karma giggled. Lynx death glares her as I wanted to become not very much alive.

Just then the room began to shake. I looked down and saw my legs jiggling in response. Think that scene in Jurassic park with the water, but with jiggling.

A huge dude with insane muscles walked one he had green hair and purple eyes. He wasn’t wearing a shirt either showing each and every muscle. He wore pants luckily. One thing to note was he wasn’t human. He was a sub-human. His other part seemed to be a cat. On top of this gigantic man was two green cat ears. He had a gigantic cat tail on his rump. I could only relate it to a hockey stick in terms of size.

“Oh here comes N.” Lynx remarked seeing him enter. Karma shrugged.

“Bet he’ll break something again.” Karma added. I went pale. Maybe he’d know how I feel, he seemed to have difficulty walking too. Beside him in contrast was a small green haired girl. She looked like a kid as her clothes seemed too big for her. Her hair cascaded to her back. She had green ears as well. Same went for a green tail, though it was much shorter.

The two walked toward Lynx and Karma. The whole table shook as they approached. They seemed to be friends.

“Meet the other twins.” Karma remarked. I went wide-eyed. Karma and Lynx looked like twins. These two, we're polar opposite. One gigantic, one tiny.

“Uh hi…!”

The green haired one looked shyly at me while the big one had an empty glance reserved for me.

“H-Hi….” The small one remarked.

“The small one’s name is Neko, and the big one is N.”

I nodded. It was a little odd, like naming someone Human.

I waved to them as the bell rang. I watched the pair of twins leave and sighed in relief.

They didn’t make fun of me much so that was nice.

It was time to go to the next class.

As I waddled I found myself realizing how nice the attention had been. People didn’t really talk to me outside of jabs at my behind so that was nice!

I waddled onto the next class, wondering if I could get a little more nice attention.