Dear diary,

I was wondering if River is planning my demise. My minion Lucas told me that River wanted to tell me something and urged me to check my cellular device. Unfortunately, my cellular device was damaged from an unknown water source in my home and it could have been the work of River. All that I knew was that my baby minion sister was playing with the device while in the washroom. Perhaps River jumped out in surprise to make the toddler drop the device into the toilet. Perhaps they used some sort of magical super powered skill in order to make the minion drop it. Perhaps my minion sister was a child that just does things because she is unable to understand concepts such as items not working, once they’re submerged in liquid.

It was a mystery the world may never know.

River ended up telling me to me them after school tomorrow near their locker. Apparently, they had some other tasks to tend to for today and that makes me extremely skeptical.

My minion encouraged me to go.

Did River turn my own minion against me? Or perhaps my minion was encouraging me because it was perfect opportunity to perform another heinous deed.

This will plague my thoughts tonight.

Signed,

Skeptical evil lord,

Binx.