Dear evil diary,

Today I had committed the crime and it was glorious.

The crime happened during lunch hour and I waited in line for my moment. When it came to be my turn, the worker asked me how many slices I would like to have. I replied saying I would like two. Then… I was given two! It was a flawless act of evil. I am very proud of my abilities.

I proceeded to eat the pizza in content. My belly was full of my first slice of pizza and I found myself unable to finish a second slice. I proceeded to save it for dinner. To throw away my pizza would only mean that the evidence could be found by others and incriminate me. I needed this to be a perfect crime.

River watched me with a smile the whole time while I did this as well. I found it very odd they decided to sit with me for lunch. I was so sneaky and so fast that when I placed the pizza into a container, they didn’t say anything. At the end of the day though, River remarked how they like that I was using reusable containers for my food so I’m highly suspicious that they caught on.

This is why they are my nemesis, it’s a battle of the wits whenever we interact.

Signed,

Heist enthusiast and mastermind,

Binx