Dear super evil diary,

Have you noticed that I had already changed my consistency on how I addressed you? It’s super evil. This diary is now subjected to my super evil plans, so it better be used to being defiled in such a horrendous manner.

Today I found out my nemesis’ name. River. They usually sit beside me in math class everyday and they always get picked on by the teacher. They didn’t know how to answer this one time, so I slipped them a note that told them the answer. They answered perfectly and the teacher didn’t even notice! I bet the other students noticed. Now they will be known as only slightly perfect instead of perfect!

Mwahahahaha! I am so despicable.

River ended up smiling at me and thanking me. They think their perfect smile and their kindness will deter me? Foolish nemesis! You’ll never defeat the super evil dark lord mastermind of the world that easily!

Also do you like my new title diary? It’s super cool right?

Signed,

Super evil dark lord mastermind of the world,

Binx.