Remember when we all got drunk?

I ended up with two broke thumbs

Oh my God, I felt so dumb, lucky me

I wrote a song that no one knows

I played a show and no one showed

Oh my God, I felt so alone, lucky me

When all is going wrong and you're scared as hell

What you gonna do? Who you gonna tell?

Maybe a hundred bad days made a hundred good stories

A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties

A hundred bad days made a hundred good stories

A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties

Yeah, no, I ain't scared of you

No, I ain't scared of you no more

La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da, da

La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da, da

No, I ain't scared of you

No, I ain't scared of you no more

Remember when she broke my heart

Waitin' for the waiter to return my card?

Right as I let down my guard, lucky me

We had to work a bit more hard

Only just to get a little bit less far

We could laugh about it all tomorrow, couldn't we?

When all is going wrong and you're scared as hell

What you gonna do? Who you gonna tell?

Maybe a hundred bad days made a hundred good stories

A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties

A hundred bad days made a hundred good stories

A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties

Yeah, no, I ain't scared of you

No, I ain't scared of you no more

La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da, da

La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da, da

No, I ain't scared of you

No, I ain't scared of you no more

Do your thing it goes like this

No, I ain't scared of you

No, I ain't scared of you

A hundred bad days made a hundred good stories

A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties

Yeah, no, I ain't scared of you

No, I ain't scared of you

A hundred bad days made a hundred good stories

A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties

Yeah, no, I ain't scared of you

No, I ain't scared of you no more