Two investigative chat sessions in 24 hours? Talk about a busy day.
You won’t complain though. Papyrus always tried to be the enthusiastic, responsible second big brother to you. It’s almost unthinkable that he’d seek help.
Yet, it happened.
A lost-looking Papyrus waited for you to ask the first question.
> Growing Up
What was it like for him? Did he go to school?
“YES. BUT, I DIDN’T LIKE IT THERE. THE CLASSES WERE TOO FAST.”
It didn’t surprise you that Papyrus was a slow learner with academic subjects.
What about friends? Did he get along with his classmates?
You noticed that he’s avoiding direct eye contact. “I KNEW EVERYONE BY NAME, BUT I DIDN’T JOIN THEIR ‘GROUPIES’. THEY DIDN’T INVITE ME EITHER.”
Poor Papyrus. He didn’t mix well with the other kids.
The folks in Snowdin used to refer to Papyrus as ‘Sans’ brother’. They seem to see him more as ‘that eccentric sibling’ than a proper friend. That status quo changed when everyone got on the Surface… but Papyrus gravitated towards you.
“MY FAVOURITE PART OF THE DAY WAS WHEN SANS PICKS ME UP FROM SCHOOL! I CAN TALK WHATEVER I WANT! AND HE’D HELP ME WITH HOMEWORK.”
“EVERY MONDAY, TUESDAY AND FRIDAY WE’D MEET UP WITH UNDYNE AND PLAY TOGETHER! SHE FINDS PUZZLES BORING THOUGH. WHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE THEY’RE FUN, NYEH HEH HEH!”
Just talking about his brother and his sister figure brightened Papyrus by the tenfold.
“UNDYNE SOMETIMES CHALLENGES MY BROTHER TO A MOCK FIGHT! WHICH ALWAYS ENDS UP AS A STALEMATE OF FOREVER DODGING.”
“SANS AND I WOULD MAKE BETS ON HER PATIENCE. THE PERSON WHO GUESSED THE CLOSEST TIME WINS A SNACK OF HIS CHOICE. MY BROTHER WAS TOO GOOD AT THAT GAME.”
How long Undyne would throw her spears before she rage-quits?
“YES, YES! JUST LIKE THAT!”
You snickered together with Papyrus. Yep. You can imagine the sheer exasperation, accompanied by the sound of distressed fish noises.
Maybe it’s time to ask another question.
> What do you remember of Sans as a kid?
“IT’S A PAIN TO GET THAT LAZYBONES TO PRACTICE MAGIC WITH ME! HE’D COMPLAIN, PUN, COMPLAIN AND PUN SOME MORE! I HAD TO BRIBE HIM WITH KETCHUP TO GET ANYTHING DONE.”
Did you sense reluctance? You knew that he was trained to fight beyond child-safe levels. Was he trying to protect his brother from himself? Sounds like an elder brother thing to do. Though, you had a feeling that you’re missing the bigger picture.
“WHICH IS WEIRD, BECAUSE HE WAS NOT LAZY WITH HIS OTHER HOBBIES. LIKE, HE READS A LOT. WAAAAAAY MORE THAN I DO! HIS ROOM WAS FULL OF COMPLICATED SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING TEXTBOOKS. HE’D STUDY THEM OVER AND OVER.”
“IF WE FIND ANY MECHANICAL TREASURES FROM THE DUMP, HE’D TAKE IT APART TO FIND OUT WHAT TICKS. MADE MANY OF MY CHILDHOOD TOYS FROM THEM. IT REMINDS ME OF WHAT ALPHYS DOES! BUT WITH LESS STYLE.”
“MY BROTHER IS PRACTICALLY BAREBONES! NYEH HEH HEH!”
Oh, the pun. It made you snort.
You asked Papyrus of how the brothers managed the house.
“WE HAD A TIME-TABLE. LIKE WEDNESDAY FOR LAUNDRY DAY. MY BROTHER AND I WOULD PLAY THE GAME OF ‘WHO FILLS THE BASKET FIRST?’ THE WINNER GETS TO DECIDE OUR SATURDAY ACTIVITY!”
“ALTHOUGH, I HAD A SUSPICION THAT HE KEEPS A HIDDEN STASH SOMEWHERE TO CHEAT.”
Your brain almost imploded from the sheer paradoxical information. It’s hard to believe that you were asking about the same person.
In a way, keeping a time-table was both a disciplined and lazy thing to do. As oxymoronic as it sounded. One would need to force oneself to just do that particular chore on that day of the week. Nothing more.
Recalling the fonder times made Papyrus happy. You kinda wanted him to stay that way.
But, those were just memories now. If you want to help both brothers, you must know the truth.
> What happened after the accident?
Papyrus fell silent.
“…SANS LOCKED HIMSELF IN HIS ROOM FOR DAYS. HE STOPPED GOING TO HIS REAL SCIENCE JOB. HE STOPPED TALKING TO ME.”
“HE STOPPED… EVERYTHING. NOT EVEN KETCHUP COULD ENCOURAGE HIM. HE WAS AS IMMOBILE AS HIS PET ROCK.”
“I TRIED TO LOOK FOR HIS FRIENDS, BUT FOR SOME STRANGE REASON HE DOESN’T HAVE ANYONE OTHER THAN ALPHYS AND UNDYNE. I THOUGHT HE KNEW MORE PEOPLE THAN I DID.”
“SO!” Papyrus struck a heroic pose. “I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SWEAR TO HELP SANS OVERCOME HIS BLUES!”
His spike of enthusiasm continued. “TO ADJUST TO OUR NEW LEVEL OF INCOME, I SOUGHT FOR THE CHEAPEST PLACE IN THE UNDERGROUND! WHICH WAS SNOWDIN.”
“ALSO, REVIEWS SAY THAT THE PEOPLE THERE ARE SUPER FRIENDLY! IT’S THE PERFECT PLACE TO START A NEW LIFE! NYEH HEH HEH!”
So that’s how they ‘asserted themselves’ into the town. More like, Papyrus did.
You asked if the plan worked.
“OH YES! IT DID! SANS STARTED HANGING AROUND AT GRILLBYS! I HATE THE GREASE, BUT AT LEAST HE’S NO LONGER A… ‘CLOSET SKELETON’. NYEH.”
More puns. Papyrus likes them more than he’d admit.
“SOON AFTER WE SETTLED DOWN, SANS STARTED A PROJECT! I WAS SO HAPPY FOR HIM! EVEN IF HE ENDED UP SELLING EVERYTHING HE OWNED. AT LEAST HE’S DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE!”
“…OR SO I THOUGHT. AFTER I MET FLOWEY, SANS’ LAZINESS REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF LOW. HE WOULDN’T EVEN PICK UP THAT SOCK IN THE LIVING ROOM. IT’S STILL LYING AROUND IN OUR OLD SNOWDIN HOUSE.”
“I REFUSE TO TOUCH THAT! HIS CLOTHES, HIS RESPONSIBILITY!”
“………………………”
Papyrus stared at the right side of the floor, as if there was something interesting going on there.
He remained silent for a long, long while.
“HE’S NOT BEING LAZY, IS HE?”
“I NOTICED THE WRONG. BUT, I WANTED TO BELIEVE IN HIM. TO BELIEVE THAT HE DIDN’T GIVE UP ON LIFE.”
“I TRIED TO PUSH HIM AROUND TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF HIMSELF. LIKE GETTING A PROPER JOB. PICKING UP HIS LAUNDRY. EAT WHOLESOME MEALS.”
“THAT WASN’T ENOUGH. SO I SET OUT TO LEAD BY EXAMPLE!”
“JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD!”
“BECOME POPULAR!”
“BE COOL!”
“HAVE AWESOME LEVEL OF FRIEND COUNTS!”
“SO SANS CAN SEE THAT WITH ENOUGH EFFORT, ANYONE CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING!”
“…I DON’T KNOW IF THAT EVER WORKED. I GOT TOO CAUGHT UP WITH MYSELF TO NOTICE.”
This cinnamon roll. Too good for this world.
You reached out to your sweet skeleton friend and gave him a big hug. Told him that he did help his brother.
Sure, the results weren’t obvious or life-changing… but you were confident that his positive energy inspired Sans to keep on living.
“IS THAT TRUE, FRISK?” Papyrus’ face shone with delight. Figuratively. “I’M HELPING MY BROTHER?”
You nodded with utmost confidence.
Just be himself, you told him. Show Sans that the Great Papyrus is so cool, he will overcome all the scary stuff!
“YES! AND WHEN I GET USED TO MY WEIRD GLOWING EYE, I SHALL BE A BILLION TIMES COOLER! WHATEVER A BILLION MEANS!”
Papyrus grabbed you by the armpits and abruptly stood up. He’s so overjoyed, he lifted you high above his head.
“THANK YOU, FRISK! I KNEW YOU COULD HELP ME, NYEH HEH HEH!”
The skeleton friend you knew and loved had returned in full swing.
“OKAY! SANS’ TRAINING PLAN IS LONG OVERDUE! THE SETBACK AND DELAYS END RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! I NEED TO GET BACK TO THE LAB.”
“CAN YOU OPEN THE WINDOW? TORIEL WILL TURN ME INTO REAL ‘SHIN’-GLES IF I BREAK THAT.”
A quick chuckle later, you told him that he needed to put you back on the floor first. Papyrus did so in a swift yet gentle manner.
When you opened the window, frigid winter air chilled your room. Your pajamas were not meant for icy temperatures.
You stepped aside.
Papyrus positioned himself to face the opening head on. He grounded his feet to prepare for a classic sprint.
“SEE YOU TOMORROW! OR LATER! COME VISIT WHENEVER YOU LIKE!”
He dashed.
He executed a cannonball jump right out of your window!
Someone’s been adding variations to his ‘stylish-exit’ regiment.
You took a quick peek outside, looking for signs of your friend. Nope. There were no footprints, or an odd orange glow anywhere.
Papyrus had dived into a shortcut.
Your efforts bore fruit faster than you had expected. As you tackled homework around five in the evening, you heard a commotion outside your window.
You opened it up and took a peek.
It’s Papyrus in his Jogboy clothes. Somehow, he managed to get Sans to wear a similar outfit.
“THREE SQUARE MEALS! A BANANA FOR BREAKFAST! 100 PUSH-UPS, 100 SIT-UPS, 100 SQUATS, AND A 10 KILOMETRE RUN! EVERY! DAY!”
“THEN YOU’LL BECOME AS AWESOME AS ME! NYEH HEH HEH!”
…Whatever happened to ‘starting slow’, Papyrus? Plus, ‘anime is not real’. Whatever he proclaimed was a very basic regimen for a human, and that was the joke of the show. You don’t think that routine would work on a skeleton.
“Hey bro, I don’t wanna do that.” Sans replied.
“WHY NOT?” Papyrus asked.
“Because, it’s going to be real boring if I can beat everyone with just one ‘pun’.”
“SAAAAANS! THAT IS NOT THE SPIRIT! THINK POSITIVE! YOUR PUNS SHALL BE SO AWESOME, ONE IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOCK THE AUDIENCE COLD!”
You cupped your hands over your mouth, trying to muffle your laughter. After all they had been through, it’s great to see their brand of goofy antics again.
Off they went. Knowing that the precious skelebros will be just fine made your heart light and frisk.
You closed the window and resumed tackling your homework.
Five minutes later… your phone chimed. Odd. You had muted all your usual channels for concentration.
Only a new, untagged number would trigger the notification.
You checked your phone.
The message came from Aunt Cenna.
‘Hey Frisky. This is going to be a strange question, but it’s important.’
‘Out of all your friends, who do you trust the most? Other than Sans. That poor guy got too much on his plate already.’
That… was a strangely suspicious question. Repetition intended.
You asked: ‘Why?’
‘I can’t hold down the fort alone, y’know. Since word got out that I’m your legal aunt, every Tom, Dick, Harry and their wives badgered me about you. Talk about real pests.’
Eew. So the wannabe-parents didn’t give up after all. They just shifted to the next target. Aunt Cenna had yet to sign you off to the Dreemurrs, thus she still had technical custody as the nearest next-of-kin.
That means everyone will kiss her butt in hopes that she’d sign you over to them instead.
It seemed that Aunt Cenna trusted your monster family way more than anyone else.
You replied: ‘Mom. She’s no-nonsense when it comes to matters like these. Do you need her number?’
‘Totally. Thanks lots, Frisky.’
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