*flashback to Mikasa's past*
Mikasa: Hey Mum look, I embroiled a handkerchief
Mother: Cool
Mikasa: Mum, where do babies come from
Mother: Ugh... Dear, can you please answer her question
Father: Why don't we ask Doctor. Yeager? He's coming in a bit
*knock on door*
*father opens door*
*father is killed*
*mother is then killed*
Mikasa: NO, NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM
Kidnapper: Hey tie the kid up
Other Kidnappers: Okay
Grisha: Eren be nice
Eren: Only if she is nice to me
Grisha: This is why you have no friends
Grisha: *opens door to house*
Grisha: They're dead
Eren: OOH LET ME SEE
Grisha: * doesn't even bother to stop Eren from seeing the dead people*
Eren: They look pretty dead
Grisha: Well no fucking shit Eren
Grisha: Now Eren wait for me somewhere and don't talk to anyone. I'm gonna look for the girl
Eren: Yea whatever
*fast forward to house where Mikasa has been kept at*
Kidnapper: She'll sell for a good price
Other kidnapper: Yea, if your a pervert
Kidnapper: Shut up
*knock on door*
Kidnapper: I'll go check
Eren: I'm sorry i'm cold and this house seemed empty so I...
Kidnapper: Well then why don't you come in and...
Eren: *stabs kidnapper in the heart*
Eren: *runs at the other kidnapper and kills him*
Eren: *cuts ropes that are bounding Mikasa*
Eren: Those animals. Doing this to you
Mikasa: Do you know what you have even done
Eren: I had to slaughter them like the pigs they are
Mikasa: You just committed murder
*other kidnapper shows up and is about to kill Eren*
Eren: COME ON MIKASA. YOU CAN KILL NOW TOO. JUST STAB THIS ASSHOLE IN THE BACK
Mikasa: OKAY
Mikasa: *kills man*
Mikasa: Wow that was easy
Eren: I know right
Eren: Hey, to congratulate you on your first kill, here is a scarf
Mikasa: I'll love you forever
Military Police: Does anyone not find this disturbing considering that they are 9 fucking years old
Grisha: I have no problem with my son committing murder, as long as he won the fight, I couldn't care less
Military Police: Holy, shit
End of script
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