Eren: WHY ARE Y'ALL JOINING THE SCOUTS AFTER I YELLED AT YOU
Thomas: CAUSE IF WE JOINED WE THOUGHT YOU WOULD SHUT UP
Eren: WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT
Connie: CAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHAT YOUR THINKING HALF THE FUCKING TIME
Sasha: Oh look at that the colossal titan is here. and oh look now there is a hole in the wall
Eren: I'll go after the titan
Everyone: Yea whatever, try not to die
Eren: Hey, it's been a while
Colossal: I have literally never met you in my life
Eren: HE HAS INTELLEGENCE
Colossal: And now i'm out
Eren: HE GOT AWAY
Everyone: WELL NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK NOW LETS CUT UP TITANS
Mikasa: Eren don't die
Eren: Now why would I do that
Eren: *dies from Santa Clause titan*
Everyone but Armin that was in squad: *dies*
Armin: HOLY SHIT
End of script
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