The Garrison: It's coming this way
Baseball Titan: *runs towards gate*
The Garrison: CLOSE THE GATE, WE CAN'T LET IT BREAK THROUGH THE WALL
Baseball Titan: *picks up pace*
The Garrison: HURRY UP
Some Random Dude: BUT WE CAN'T DO THAT, THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE IN THERE
The Garrison: FUCK THE PEOPLE, NOW HURRY UP
Baseball Titan: *nears*
The Garrison: AH SHIT
Baseball Titan: *Breaks through wall Maria*
The Garrison: ...
Someone in the Garrison: Do you think well get fired
The Garrison: Nah
Some Random Dude: THEY'RE IN. THE TITANS. HAVE BROKEN THROUGH WALL MARIA.
*skips to Eren and Mikasa who are currently on a boat and have seen what has just occurred*
Eren: They're in
Mikasa: I think thats already been stated by someone else but thanks for the reminder
Eren: *goes into extreme, extreme, extreme, edge mode*
Mikasa: Oh God, here we go
Eren: THATS IT
Armin: I wonder how long this is going to take
Eren: I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF THEM
Mikasa and Armin: *sighs in dissapointment*
Eren: EVERY LAST TITAN WILL REMEMBER MY NAME
Mikasa: *bets $5 that Eren will rant for another 5mins
Armin: *bets another 2mins
Eren: AS I SEND THEM ALL TO A ENDLESS HELL
Eren: I WILL WATCH AS THEY FALL BEFORE ME
Armin and Mikasa: *timing this to see who wins*
Eren: THEY WILL ALL PAY
Eren: I WILL AVENGE YOU MOTHER
Eren: *finishes rant*
Armin: HAH
Armin: SUCK MY DICK MIKASA CAUSE IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE I JUST WON. YOU OWE ME $5
Mikasa: FUCK YOU ARMIN
Mikasa: *hands Armin 5$*
Eren: What just happened
End of script
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