Bolts of lightning crashed to the ground, rocks were hurled through the air, rifts were opened and explosions rang throughout the area. A battle has ensued between good and evil.

"Hey, Matter! Gimme a hand will ya?" Slinky said. 

Matter pulled out a fake hand and gave it to Slinky. 

"Man, this is no time for jokes!" Slinky said while fighting.

"Hey, kid you're not too bad for a rookie." Joe said. 

"Well, I never expected a snail to be so freaking cool!" Kate said. 

Across the battlefield, Theo called out "Hey bro that sword is sick! Where can I get one?" 

Snarf-Kai responded, "Sorry pal it's one of a kind." 

Tim started a joke war with Laughing Matter while Slinky was taking Snowglobe gorilla to the zoo. 

"Hey Slinky, this guy is an amateur. All he's got is dad jokes! What a lame-o!" Matter said. 

Slinky rolled his eyes and said, "I never thought I'd say this again but beat him with the best jokes you've got!"

Matter smiled and put on his serious face because he was preparing to destroy this man's whole career. While that was happening, the Cauterizer was battling with Kate knowing she would have a hard time. 

"Aw, dear, is there an issue? Come now, liven up! I prefer my heroines medium-rare!" Cauterizer bickered. 

Kate shook and said "S-Shut up! I'm gonna beat you for sure!" 

"Then Kate and Joe were back to back and Joe told Kate "Hey kid, don't worry about who your opponent is. Just focus on what he is: your enemy." 

Kate said, "Ok. You're right. I got this!"

"Argh. You are strong, yes. I sense that cursed blade is special, yes?" Rift man said. 

"You bet it is. It was given to me by someone special and that's all you need to know!" Said Snarf-Kai. 

Snarf-Kai leaped forward and slashed Rift man across the face leaving him stunned.

Matter, having defeated Tim, asked "Hey mister fox bro, what's with that sword? Does it got like some superpower or something? Ooh, kinda like how I can slice through things just like when I slice butter for my toast?!"

Snarf didn't know what to say so he stayed silent. Onto another battle, Slinky was dealing with Snowglobe Gorilla as well as Mouse Girl. Slinky stretched his legs around Snowglobe Gorilla and made him pass out from lack of oxygen and then engaged with Mouse Girl with a right hook. 

"That gorilla may be big and slow but I'm super agile and a lot trickier!" Said Mouse Girl. 

Slinky gave her an "whatever" face and knocked her out into the next century. Just then, Grass Man flew at Slinky and, after colliding, fell limp on the ground. 

"Sorry old friend!" Said Joe. 

"Ah, no problem Joe!" Slinky yelled.

"Ehehehe! Don't underestimate me, yes!" Rift Man said. 

"Shut up ya weirdo." Snarf yelled back. 

Rift Man, now angry, created multiple rifts and pulled Snarf-Kai in several different directions trying to tear him apart! 

"Surprise Wooden Club Attack!" A voice yelled out. 

Rift Man was now kneeling on the ground holding his head. Someone had hit him upside the head with a piece of wood. 

"Don't worry everyone, we're gonna win now that I'm here!" Said a strange guy with a smug face. 

Snarf-Kai said "Wa-? Jeff?! What are you doing here? How did you get here?" 

Jeff said, "Uh, that's not important...but we have a battle to win!" 

Everyone on the battlefield stopped for a moment and looked at Jeff and then at each other. Then, shrugging him off, continued to battle. Snarf-Kai sliced up Rift Man and whacked him in the head with the hilt of his blade. 

"Ha! Defeated you again, sucker!" Snarf-Kai said.

Jeff then slid in and softly kicked him in the head, pretending to be the one who knocked him out. 

"Don't worry pal I took care of him for ya!" Jeff said as he put his hands in his pockets and whistled to himself while walking away.

"Ah. It hurts." Kate said. 

She had been burned on her arm and the Cauterizer was laughing to himself. 

"What is it you said? 'I'm gonna beat you for sure!' How's that coming along my dear?" The Cauterizer sneered.

Kate fell to the ground and began to cry and said "I-I-can't." 

Slinky thought to himself for a moment and then stepped in front of her. 

Cauterizer said "Oho! A new challenger?" 

Slinky said nothing. He walked right up to Cauterizer. The Cauterizer threw a punch. Slinky was so upset that he quickly caught his hand and sucker punched him so hard he hit the floor crushing his skull.

"Don't ever mock her again." Slinky said in a low voice while kneeling next to the Cauterizer's ear.

And so, the day's victory has gone to the side of good. Evil was defeated and the villains were arrested and sent to a new facility called the Guardian where there were specially trained people to hold its prisoners and to make sure they'd never escape. Everyone was back at Calibre Cave now and saying their goodbyes. 

"Thanks a lot, Snarf-Kai. I'm glad I gave you a dimensional transporter just in case. Uh, I guess thanks as well, Mr. Jeff." Slinky said. 

"Sure, I guess. See ya. Come on Jeff let's go home. Thanks to you I gotta figure out what I'm gonna tell that girl of yours that you work with where you've been." Snarf-Kai said as he and Jeff disappeared in a bright light. 

"Hey, old bud. That was just like old times, eh?" Joe said. 

"No kidding man! We should definitely do this again sometime." Said Slinky. 

Joe waved and beamed back to his museum in space. 

Theo said, "Dad what are you doing with Tim?" 

Everyone looked at Matter and was very confused. 

"What? I'm taking him to my prison where I can tell him more jokes. He has my respect but he has a lot to learn if he wants to be my rival." Matter said.

Everyone rolled their eyes and Matter left. Now it was just Slinky, Theo, and Kate. 

"Hey Theo can you make up a report for me?" Slinky asked. 

"Sure I'll be in the other room." Theo replied. 

Now that only Slinky and Kate remained, he said to her "Hey. Don't beat yourself up about today. You're still learning about this superhero stuff and it was only a matter of time until you found a seemingly unbeatable foe. In time, however, you'll see that he may not be so unbeatable as you make him out to be." 

Kate said nothing but nodded her head. Slinky gave her a hug and left to get the report from Theo. Our heroes have won for now. But a darker evil was just on the horizon. Someone who was willing to kill anyone who stood in his way...