The city was loud and very dark. A man walks through it. The loud hum of floating cars zoomed by. There had been a crash, and being a man of bounty’s, he was gonna claim what had fallen and make a buck off it. The racing season was quiet as of late and so, this was a way of making good money.

He left the city and got to the crash site. A large orange ship with green glass on the front laid in a decent shape considering it had been crashed.

Captain Falcon walks over and forces the door open and walks into the crashed spaceship. He gasps as grunts as he pulls a lady out in a tight blue suit.

The blonde haired girl looked hurt and bruised she opened her eyes and swiftly kicked Captain Falcon In the face. He stumbled back surprised. The girl stood and pointed a gun.

“Who the hell are you!? Where am I?” The blonde girl asked. Captain Falcon rose his hands up.

“Names, Captain Falcon.” He said. The blonde girl gave a cautious look.

“That’s a made up name.” She said. Captain Falcon frowned.

“What’s yours?” Captain Falcon said. The girl glared and held her gun tighter.

“Samus.” She replied. Captain Falcon nodded.

“You’re not from around here, are you.” He said. Samus then went surprised as if she remembered something.

“Ridley.” She said startled. She turned around and went straight into her ship. Captain Falcon looked confused and cleared his throat. He walks forward and knocks on the forced open door before entering.

“Uh, what’s a Ridley?” Captain Falcon asked. Samus looked annoyed as she tampered with some wires.

“None of your business idiot, go away.” She said. Captain Falcon frowned and leaned against the door and watched her work. After a few minutes of inspecting the ships interior and its many advanced looking machinery Samus broke the silence.

“Get your ears checked. I told you to leave.” Samus said. Captain Falcon chuckled.

“Lady. I mean no harm. I’m just a curious man. Tell me about Ridley and where you come from.” Captain Falcon asked. Samus didn’t reply for a bit before she grew angry at her wires. She yelled, threw a wrench and then sighed. She stood up and looked at him annoyed.

“I don’t care to give out backstories to strangers.” Samus said annoyed. She then looked away.

“But considering you’re being a jerk and won’t leave until I do, I might as well.” She said. She sat on the chair and slowly looked down.

“Ridley...is everything that creeps into my head when I sleep. I see things no person should see...everyday. Horrific things. And yet, somehow...Ridley gets under my skin the most.” Samus started. Captain Falcon was surprised she was letting her guard down like this and sat on a spare chair a bit away from her.

“Ridley is a pirate that travels through space, killing and murdering for the fun of it.” Samus said. Captain Falcon nodded.

“Sounds like your typical jerk.” Captain Falcon asked with a small chuckle.

Samus looked away.

“He killed my parents directly in front of me when I was a child, making me a scarred orphan.” Samus added. Captain Falcon’s face goes pale.

“Ah...I...oh.” He stammered.

“He attacked me. Destroyed my suit, and hit my ship so hard I must of crashed here.” Samus replies. Captain Falcon put his fist against his hand.

“Sounds like this Ridley has a big intergalactic bounty on his head.” He said. Samus nodded.

“And I swear I’ll take him down and make him pay.” Samus added. Captain Falcon stood up slowly and smirked. Samus looked up at him confused

“Sounds like we should repair this hunk of junk and take this loser out ourselves.” Captain Falcon announces. Samus looked confused.

“What!? Who said you were coming along!?” Samus yelled back not amused. Captain Falcon laughed.

“Look lady, I’ve got spare parts. I can help fix your ship, and help you take down this Ridley.” Captain Falcon said. Samus glared not liking this one bit.

“You’ll try to help even if I say no right?” Samu asked. Captain Falcon nods. Samus groans and sighs and shakes her head.

“Whatever. Fine deal don’t get in my way.” Samus commands.

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“Watch where you’re shooting that!” Pit yells as he hides behind a gigantic stone pillar. His wings flutter a bit as a beam of purple energy whips by.

“I am watching! I’m aiming for your face!” Dark Pit yells from afar. He flies in the air holding his sniping staff as he aims at the rocks and shoots it, splitting it into pieces.

Pit gasps.

“Aww man! I was gonna add that to my rock collection!” Pit yelled as he rolled away. Dark Pit glared.

“Hey! My rock collection is way cooler than yours. You copied my idea.” Dark Pit said. Pit got flabbergasted as he pointed his bow at him.

“For the last time YOU’RE the copycat, YOU’RE the clone of ME!” He said. His arm slipped back as a blinding light arrow appeared and shot out toward Dark Pit. He smirked and flew to the side as it missed

“That was pathetic Arm Pit.” Dark Pit said. Pit glared before sighing.

“Why do I even talk to you?” He asked himself. He shor more arrows. Dark Pit flew around and kept dodging.

“Pit! Something in the Sky!” A voice shouted out.

Palutena, the goddess of light had to talk to both Pits via the power of telepathy. They both turned to see a fiery flame appear from the sky.

“What the?” Pit asked before Dark Pit flew down. In seconds Dark Pits sandal on his foot connected against Pits face sending them both to the ground.

“Ow! I was distracted! Rude!” Pit yelled. Dark Pit snickered.

“Duh, that’s why I hit you.” Dark Pit said. Pit slowly got up and wiped the dirt off his toga.

“Let’s pause this thing, I wanna see that thing.” Pit said. Dark Pit groaned.

“What, you want an excuse. You chicken.” Dark Pit sighed.

Pit walked over.

“What Is It Lady Palutena?” Pit asked as her neared and climbed over some rocks.

“I’m not sure...oh it’s breathing!” Palutena answered back.

Dark Pit flew to a nearby boulder on the grassy plains and watched Pit approach the figure.

“Oh no, I hope it’s not an alien! Last time we fought Aliens I got trapped In a ring right after.” Pit stammered.

“I’m pretty sure that accident was unrelated to alien thing Pit. Besides being a ring wasn’t that bad.” Palutena replies.

“What!? Yes It was! Being a ring for three years was awful! Just think of all the ice cream I missed out on!” Pit yelled.

He creeped closer to the figure and found Mario.

“What?! Mario?” Pit asked.

“Mario? But how? He’s not supposed to be here? How’s he even survive?” Palutena asked.

Pit shrugged.

“He probably ate some 1 ups. Extra lives and such.” Dark Pit walks over and pokes Mario with his staff.

“Are we sure this guys alive?” Dark Pit asked. Pit looked over to him before Palutena spoke up.

“He is. But he won’t be for long if we don’t do something soon.” Palutena told them. Pit nodded and grunted as slowly he rose Mario over his shoulder as Dark Pit crosses his arms and watched.

“You could help you know.” Pit groaned. Dark Pit smirked.

“It’s more entertaining to watch though.” Dark Pit said.

Suddenly from the heavens a heavenly light washed over the three. The three floated up and were teleported away.

They materialized back in Angel land wishing the dimly lit and spiritual place of Palutena's temple. Palutena herself walked toward holding her staff as she came to greet the two angels and Mario.

“Quickly Pit, take him to the hot springs. He’ll need to rest for awhile. Once he wakes we should ask him how he got here.” Palutena ordered.

“Right away Lady Palutena.” Pit replied obediently. He quickly carried off Mario. Dark Pit snickered.

“Still your lap dog I see.” Dark Pit laughed. Palutena smiles.

“Perhaps. Though I’m surprised you came along. Does Pittoo care about what’s going on?” Palutena hummed. Dark Pit turned away and made a fist.

“Nah. Pit paused our battle. I’m staying near so that when all of this is said and done, I can beat him to a pulp.” Dark Pit announces. Palutena shook her head.

“Same old Pittoo.” Dark Pit turned around and glared.

“Stop calling me that!”

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