“Eh? Midoriya?” Kirishima said in a confused voice.

“DEKU?! WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!” The explosive blonde yelled in disbelief.

Apparently, the universe secretly hated him because Shinsou chose that exact moment to walk up to the door shirtless and wrap an arm around Izuku’s waist affectionately. The top hero squeaked and attempted to retreat from the entryway but was held in place by the firm grip on his waist. Bakugou was about to speak again when Shinsou beat him to the punch.

“He’s about to enjoy breakfast with his boyfriend after a particularly long night of having sex. What are you doing here?”