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Bold = Calvin

Italics = Sam Hunt

-My brother's girlfriend just broke my lava lamp.

-She threw it at my wall and it shattered 😭

-All because my brother ate the last chocolate chip muffin.

-I legit just died laughing.

-One of my manuscripts is now stained with coffee.

-May you R.I.P. jerk.

-I saved you as Jerk.

-She just apologized.

-It's been broken for 30 min. Just like my heart.

-As entertaining as this is, I have to get back to work.

-Bye.

-Jerk.