Version with animations: https://tekina.wixsite.com/gamefixed-3/neon-metropolis-part-1
((In which HALPRT really doesn’t want to play dress-up.))
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[FROM THE ARCHIVES OF THE T̷̰͖͆̎X̸̘̘̫̒-̴̡͉̙͎̮̂T̷͎̀̓̈́̇͘͝/̸̳̈̚/̵̝̼̭̝̀̊_̷̢̩̮̮͉̽̂̓̃_̸̙̮̈̽͆̓̿͋ ̴̨̢͓͔͍̬̎̾̂͗̐̕_̷̠̳̘̩̮̂́̑͒͗͘D̵̺̮͙̜̍̆͊/̸̢̥͇͚̫͛͋͊I̷̘͊̈́͑̒Ẍ̶̧̨̪̄͛͆X̸̯̼̘͌̈́̀͐-̸̢͕͖͓̬͇́̌͑̿]̷̡̫̮̥̀̉̈́̊̀̉]
[DATE: 04.13.2̴̰͉̯̲̹̦͛/̴̯͋̽̒̚X̷̨̞̖̤͎̄̈̃/̸̡̳̤̬́̋̉́͠ͅ]
[DR. H] And this is the design I've made for my self-insert cameo.
[DR. S] He looks nothing like you, H̷̻̓/̷̧̛̲̞̊̑̄ͅ/̶̲̋̀̏̉̈/̷̢̬̹̯̠̇̍e̸̜̟̲̦̭̎̅͌̊̐͘/̵̥̗̰̐͐/̵̡͓͆.̵̭̙̤̺̠̀̚ ̴̙͙̘͕̲̌͜
[DR. H] What do you mean?
[DR. B] He needs to be much shorter. And thinner. And weaker. Like he barely has the strength to get off his couch.
[DR. H] E-excuse me?!
[A̷-̷-̵I̸-̸-̴/̷] If I were a character in your game, what do you think I'd look like?
[DR. S] Hmm... I see you as a young boy, of age twelve or thirteen. Dr. Ḩ̴͇̣͓̉̂͑͗͂̕͜-̵̨̪̪̠̫̳͊̈́̿̑͘̚-̷̛͈̹̲͍̩̺̆̏/̶̨̼͚̔̂͛̃͘ͅ/̸̳̐̇̔/̷̹̼̙̬̖̔̾-̴'s mental age.
[DR. H] H-hey!
[DR. B] Hmm... I see you as a strapping mid-twenties android of ambiguous gender.
[A̷-̷-̵I̸-̸-̴/̷] Interesting... What do you imagine, Dr. H̷̨̹̥͕̓͛/̵͓͕̮̭̻̈́͆̀̍̑/̸̧̦͓̏̍/̶̟̩̬̈́͂͗͛̌̈-̴͇̯̃̔̊/̵͓̄̐̚͠͝ͅ/̶̦̺͇̩̖̊?
[DR. H] Hmm... I see you as strong and intimidating, like a goddess who’s too good for this world...
[DR. S] Stop looking at me like that, H̷̢̯͙̔̌̓̀̈́-̶̪̜͍͙̅̂-̸̜̮̪̅-̸̨̲̯̲̲̹̏͘̕/̴̟̺͋ͅ-̸̤̰̈́͌̉̄͐͒-̸̗̺͚͙̈́̒͝.̷͉̣̤͉̽́̄̅ ̷͕̈́̚You know I n̷o̵ ̷l̸o̶n̵g̷e̶r̵ have feelings f̷o̴r̴ ̵y̴o̸u̶.̴ ̷
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View the trailer here: https://youtube.com/watch?v=13jOANADsn8
HALPRT is the sentient protagonist of an indie game masterminded by a dead weeb. When he first spawns, his life is okay - he lives in a nice neighborhood, he has a friend named SAM, and he is free to sulk around his house as much as he pleases. But the serenity does not last long. A disembodied voice starts ordering him around, setting off a chain reaction that sends him stumbling right into a cliched heroic adventure...
Journey with HALPRT as he attempts to survive his quest, with a little help from his new NPC acquaintances - and a little too much help from the snarky, sadistic A.I. who controls his entire universe. Cheer HALPRT on as everything around him comes to ruin, thanks to an unexpected mystery guest who hails from beyond the fourth wall.
Enjoy a slightly ironic storyline. Enjoy simplistic animesque art and a somewhat less simplistic plot, sprinkled with malevolent jokes and self-indulgent satire. Enjoy a soft-science-fiction theme with a couple of big twists. Enjoy a surplus of parody characters who are actually very miserable. Enjoy GAMEFIXED.
CW: themes of depression, trauma and loss, occasional language, occasional violence/blood, and a whole lot of awful jokes
GAMEFIXED on YouTube - https://youtube.com/channel/UC4YYjytM_6NnCglj05fsw1Q
GAMEFIXED on SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/user-53189748
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