Version with animations: https://tekina.wixsite.com/gamefixed-3/neon-metropolis-part-1
((In which the poor guy doesn’t actually know what alcohol is.))
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[DATE: 05.01.2̵̢̩̭͎̮̬͈̟͗̆͛͊́̐̓̆̃͠/̷̧͉͓̥̰̪̄̊͌͑͘_̶̧͖̮̼͑̃̆̇̚͘͜_̸̝̹͔̱̲͉̬̂̋]
[DR. H] So, um, I finished the first level of my game. There might still be a few bugs to work out, of course, but I think it's pretty good, uh, if you're interested in seeing...
[DR. M] What's it supposed to be?
[DR. H] Oh, uh, it's just a suburban sort of neighborhood. Except some of the houses are levitating and there are different obstacles to navigate, because, um, I was envisioning sort of a mix between platforming and RPG elements for the gameplay. Um… Hey -̸̜̰̪͐̒̚ͅ_̴̢̛̥̺͉͇͉́͘_̴̜̰̭͉̥̗́̅̉͜-̶̠̏́̎͛̏̑̍-̶̫̏͝͝, would you mind running the program?
[A̵-̶X̴/̵/̵X̶/̴] Not at all.
[DR. M] I’ve got to say, man, your enthusiasm is pretty infectious.
[DR. H] Okay, here we go… Um…
[DR. M] Is there a problem?
[DR. H] W-where’s the music? Those sprites aren’t supposed to... gahhh...!
[A̵-̶X̴/̵/̵X̶/̴] Would you like me to run an error analysis?
[DR. H] No… just pull up the code for me… I can do it myself. Sorry, Dr. M̶̡̈̇ë̸̘̭́ͅn̷͖̻͆̕͘d̷̪̙̯̺̈́̽̀ǫ̵̫͕̍́z̷̠̻̽̃͗͐ã̶̗̩. I guess I’m not finished after all. I’ll show you sometime later, hopefully—
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View the trailer here: https://youtube.com/watch?v=13jOANADsn8
HALPRT is the sentient protagonist of an indie game masterminded by a dead weeb. When he first spawns, his life is okay - he lives in a nice neighborhood, he has a friend named SAM, and he is free to sulk around his house as much as he pleases. But the serenity does not last long. A disembodied voice starts ordering him around, setting off a chain reaction that sends him stumbling right into a cliched heroic adventure...
Journey with HALPRT as he attempts to survive his quest, with a little help from his new NPC acquaintances - and a little too much help from the snarky, sadistic A.I. who controls his entire universe. Cheer HALPRT on as everything around him comes to ruin, thanks to an unexpected mystery guest who hails from beyond the fourth wall.
Enjoy a slightly ironic storyline. Enjoy simplistic animesque art and a somewhat less simplistic plot, sprinkled with malevolent jokes and self-indulgent satire. Enjoy a soft-science-fiction theme with a couple of big twists. Enjoy a surplus of parody characters who are actually very miserable. Enjoy GAMEFIXED.
CW: themes of depression, trauma and loss, occasional language, occasional violence/blood, and a whole lot of awful jokes
GAMEFIXED on YouTube - https://youtube.com/channel/UC4YYjytM_6NnCglj05fsw1Q
GAMEFIXED on SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/user-53189748
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