The Witch was seething, smoke actually coming out from the top of her witch hat. It was unclear as to how the science behind this phenomenon worked, the best way to resolve the confusion is to say: it's magic.
There.
More importantly, the Witch was p*ssed at herself. Losing to a prettier girl was one thing, but to be compared to a Mermaid Statue in the middle of Warsaw was another level entirely.
Personally, she felt her pride as a sexy witch (self-proclaimed) was insulted.
"... I know you're my saviour an everything, Chop-Chop but... do you want me to kick you?"
"First, please take care of that poor cat. It's really throwing up all the food you force fed him."
"Her!"
"Pay attention to the situation right now!"
The Composer recoiled. It wasn't that he was afraid of vomit, he had faced that one too many times when his little sisters, Emilia and Izabela, would get sick. Not to mention his older sister Ludwika, after bingeing vodka.
The reason was he didn't want the cat roll towards him due to his allergies.
He was the type of guy who liked to keep things clean. To the point where he will gladly sit on his knees with a scrub and bucket to remove the stains.
Today, however, seeing the carnage that was cooking fish in the kitchen.
He felt like calling the day off from his own habits.
"...Penny, not that I noticed... My mother hates fish. She never keeps them in stock. So, where did you get an Atlantic Halibut?"
"Hmm? Oh that. I caught it from the river behind the house."
"... With a fishing pole? I-it's 500 pounds!"
"No, a Spectral Hand spell to pull it out by the tail. The big b@stard gave me some trouble after I dragged him home, so I had no choice but to use my Firebolt spell to knock it out. It thrashed too much and the shot hit its head."
"... Penny... How could you?"
"What? It's a Cantrip. It's not like I'd waste valuable spell points over something as useless as baking fish. Right?"
"That's not what I meant! Can't you get fish from a market like a regular girl!?"
"... I hate the smell of trout. Makes me feel like I have morning sickness."
"If Sir Franz Schubert heard you say that, he will cry."
"Why, because he named his Dog after a Trout?"
"No. His Best Composition is called 'The Trout.'"
"............. And that's supposed to have an effect on me, how?"
"Stepping on a great man's work is nothing more than an insult. You will be cursed indefinitely."
"Mm. That's okay, I've already have a couple of Anti-Hex Charms and one Potion of Curse Removal. I should be safe."
"I wasn't sharing with you that bit of information for your well-being."
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