Dear Diary......
I got a letter today. Which is odd.
I either get a magical message via the Ethereal Net Drive or directly from the Owl Post. Even so, no one knows the address to my secret summer palace.
So I should not be receiving anything from anyone.
Yet, there was this large envelope that was jammed under my door.
I was 15 cm. This letter was 16 cm... I felt p*ssed for some reason.
I presumed it was a mistake. Because it was a regular mail for humans only.
………......
I wonder, did they think my treehouse was a lowly human's mailbox?
I'll file a formal complaint to their postal office. Yes I will.
....... I wonder if there's money inside?
*~Rip. Rip. Rip~*
... Odd. This letter is addressed not to one person. But to thousands.
It said in bold letters:
Greetings from the United States Government.
This letter is part of a major experiment involving the standardization of creating dedicated routes and post offices for cross-continental postal services.
If this proves successful, this would surely revolutionize the current Courier System as you know it and push our great nation to a brand new era of glory.
Please do not discard the letter, it will forever be part of our nation's history.
Yours truly
~~Benjamin Franklin.
--First General Postmaster.--Second Continental Congress.
…………….Sigh.
Where was my recycling basket again?
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