Dear Diary.....
I don’t believe in technology.
No matter how fancy they are, they can still be useless when people complain of inaccuracies defectiveness. It is troublesome really.
That’s why I make an effort to keep a Closed Door Policy for my Kingdom against all human science and technology. I have no space for their cr*p.
The last thing I want to see among my Fairy Citizens, is to have them walking around with their head downs and fiddling with something in their thumbs.
Can you imagine the amount of statistics that will sky rocket from flying-related accidents? All investigations would eventually lead to a fairy or pixie playing around with these little toys, not paying attention to the sky lanes.
To be frank, I hate technology as much as I hate humans.
...Hmm?
A knock on the door?
I wonder, who is here to let me yell at them today?
After ignoring it for 10 minutes, I opened the door of my treehouse.
There was this girl.
She was crying, bawling, as if she was a victim of something dastard.
I asked her what did she wanted.
She said:
"I lost my iPhone. I need to answer a tweet or else I'll lose all 100 followers!"
............................
I smiled.
And slammed the door on the five year old pup.
つづく。
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