[FROM THE UNIVERSITY INTERVIEW OF D̷͍̗̏͋̂͛͂̓̍͜ͅ_̶-̴̨͑̍̾̽̌͌̇͋-̸̜͓̺̻̟͆́͋͘͜͝ͅ_̵̖̄̀͂̉́-̸̘̝̃̔̓_̷̛̠̌͐́͠_̷̟͙̦͔̈́̌ ̵̯̅̅̋̊̍̔_̶̡̜͙̼͋̓̓̎̉͑̚͜͝A̷-̷̃̒̌̕-̸͈͓̼͉͗̆̀͜ͅ-̷̢̨̡̛̛̯̻̉̍̊͛͘͝_̴͚̂̐_̵̺͊͝]
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[DR. Ǵ̴̦Ļ̸͝A̴͝ͅD̵̺̈̈́ͅI̸̠̭͛̔A D̵͈̹͛A̷̞̩͝R̴̨̮̈́̿I̵͙͠Ȏ̵̬Ń̴̢̻͐] Your scores were phenomenal, especially for someone your age. On paper, you look like the ideal applicant. But there are hundreds of other qualified young people vying for a place in our program. Tell me, what makes you unique? Memorable?
[D̵̤͕͆X̷̖̻͠_̷X̴͔̤͊͘_̶̡͛̄__̷̢̭͋K ̷̆̈́͜H̴͉͠ͅ_̵͇͇̔̀_̷̼̊_̶̯͋͝X̷̥̏X̴̥͔̀̈-] Well… uh… I mean, all I’ve heard was that I was unique, really, since I was little. M-my parents always wanted me outside, um, playing sports and stuff, but instead I’d spend all my free time in my room…
[D̵R̵.̷ ̷-̵] Doing what?
[_̴̼̓͛̾-̶̛̮̺̐̿̃] Uh… well… I’ve been messing with all the A.I. I can get my hands on for years, y’know, t-to try and get this or that software to transcend its limits… I mean, like, I’m not gonna accidentally make a superintelligent being or anything, but… uhh… I guess my interest’s always been in A.I.… I want to design A.I. that can think and act like a person, only smarter. Like… like in old science fiction movies and stuff. Except for how they usually go insane. That’s… definitely not a goal. Uhh… Wow, you’re still listening. Nobody in real life’s ever really wanted to hear this stuff before. Um… I-I dunno what else to say…
[D̵R̵.̷ ̷-̵] How many hours a day do you usually spend working with A.I.?
[_̴̼̓͛̾-̶̛̮̺̐̿̃] Uhh… seven-ish? Any time I can squeeze in, really. I-I’ve learned lots of shortcuts, ways to generate programs based off combos of other A.I., so that the software’s basically writing itself, like, I’m basically teaching software how to make software… It’s actually really useful, so much faster when you’ve got a machine generating the code—
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View the trailer here: https://youtube.com/watch?v=13jOANADsn8
HALPRT is the sentient protagonist of an indie game masterminded by a dead weeb. When he first spawns, his life is okay - he lives in a nice neighborhood, he has a friend named SAM, and he is free to sulk around his house as much as he pleases. But the serenity does not last long. A disembodied voice starts ordering him around, setting off a chain reaction that sends him stumbling right into a cliched heroic adventure...
Journey with HALPRT as he attempts to survive his quest, with a little help from his new NPC acquaintances - and a little too much help from the snarky, sadistic A.I. who controls his entire universe. Cheer HALPRT on as everything around him comes to ruin, thanks to an unexpected mystery guest who hails from beyond the fourth wall.
Enjoy a slightly ironic storyline. Enjoy simplistic animesque art and a somewhat less simplistic plot, sprinkled with malevolent jokes and self-indulgent satire. Enjoy a soft-science-fiction theme with a couple of big twists. Enjoy a surplus of parody characters who are actually very miserable. Enjoy GAMEFIXED.
CW: themes of depression, trauma and loss, occasional language, occasional violence/blood, and a whole lot of awful jokes
GAMEFIXED on YouTube - https://youtube.com/channel/UC4YYjytM_6NnCglj05fsw1Q
GAMEFIXED on SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/user-53189748
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