After they had finished the game of truth or dare, the paladins had a meeting. Probably about Keith and Lance's behavior, during the game. As you can probably tell, Shiro was annoyed with the two. Especially since they argued constantly.
The others were too annoyed with them to even speak. Well, except Coran and Hunk and maybe Pidge.
Pidge was like writing rapidly in some kind of journal or something, squealing every few seconds. She always did that whenever Keith and Lance argued.
Coran was just his good old self, talking with the princess but the princess was annoyed. But since it was Coran, she gladly talked to him.
Hunk was going on and on to Pidge about some new recipe he had.
Shiro sighs, crosses his arms, and says,"Keith, Lance, honestly, if you both don't stop arguing all the time, I might just toss you out into space."
Keith chuckles nervously,"You wouldn't do that to your brother, would you???"
Lance points a finger in keith's direction. "Yeah, what he said. You wouldn't toss out your friends, would you??"
Shiro chuckles a bit. "With how you two act all the time, maybe I will toss you out into space. Hmm"He muses for a second, imagining tossing them out and almost laughs but catches himself. "Ahem, fine. I won't toss you out into space. But" He smirks at them a bit, trying to hide his smile from showing,"We might do something else instead." He shrugs. "You never know what could come back to hit you."
Lance whispers to keith, nervously, leaning down to his height(because he a short boi :3)"Would your brother toss us out into space? And is it normal to be a bit scared of him?"
Keith glares at him a bit. But stops and whispers,"Actually, I think he would. And yes, it is normal." He shivers, imagining what Shiro used to do to Keith's bullies and other stuff, regarding his friends, family, him, or someone close to him;sometimes hearing stories about it.
Lance whistles a bit and looks at Shiro from the corner of his eye. "Okay, now I'm scared. I actually want to be thrown into space now." He whimpers a bit. "As long as Shiro is on this castle ship."
Keith grimaces. "Yeah, you wouldn't wanna stay on the ship with him. Especially because I have seen what he does and...You should be better off being scared of him. Even I'm scared of Shiro. And that's saying something."
Lance's eyes widen. "Woah, even you? Okay, now can I just toss myself out into space and like get away from Scary Shiro?" He grabs a hold of Keith's shoulders, dead serious.
Keith pushes him off him. He laughs a bit. "Sure, but I wanna join you in tossing myself out into space. But only if I get to toss you out. Because it would be like tossing out the trash." Lance does a seriously? face. "Okay, fine. Even I know that was a bit low, even for me."
Lance grins a bit. "It's fine~" He waves it off. "And sure, but you cannot toss me out into space because I wanna do it." He crosses his arms."Besides, if I'm trash, what are you?" He raises a brow.
Keith smirks. "Diamond Gold, Obviously."
Lance rolls his eyes. "Okay, enough sarcasm. I will die from too much sarcasm." He puts a hand to his face, like he about to faint. "You wouldn't wanna kill me, would you?" He looks down at him, doing puppy eyes.
Keith rolls his eyes. "Of course not, drama queen." He says sarcastically.
Lance frowns. "Keithy, do you want me to die?" He puts a hand to his chest. "And yes, I am the queen of drama!~" He proudly claims.
"Don't call me Keithy. And obviously you are. Have you seen how you act? Dang Drama Queen all the time, if you ask me." He rolls his eyes again. "And hmm, let me think on that~" He starts tapping his chin, thinking.
Lance raises a brow. "Seriously? You can actually think with that hair? Actually, I'm surprised you can think at all."
"Shut it, Lance. Or I will kill you myself. And seriously? Again with my hair! Why're you so obsessed with my hair?"
"I'm not obsessed with your hair!"
"Oh really? Then how come you always bring it up?" He points a finger at him.(no, not the bird..i wish he did tho)
He scoffs. "Obviously because of how it just-it irritates me, okay! Its just so-" He waves his hands around. "It makes me wanna grab up some scissors and cut it."
"And why does it irritate you, exactly? And no, you are not cutting my hair!"
"I don't know! It just does. Probably because you irritate me."
Shiro steps in before the argument could commence. At first, they were talking quietly but then they started getting louder. "Enough, you two! My god, you guys were like just bonding a minute ago! Now you are at each others throats! Care to explain why?"
They both point at each other at the same time. They say simultaneously,"Him."
Shiro sighs. "I think you guys need to have a little bonding time, yeah? So, hmm, you guys will--" He calls Coran over, whispers in his ear, and Coran runs off to get whatever. He comes back a minute later, holding something. He hands it to Shiro and runs back over to the princess, to talk. "Since you guys would probably object, I will make you bond." He ties some weird string to their wrists. They could play jumping row if they wanted to.
The string turned blue where it was by Lance while Keith's end was red. The two colors met in the middle, creating purple.
The two boys held up the string, trying to pull it apart. It wouldn't budge. "Shiro!" They exclaimed.
"Nope, it is staying on."
"But Shiro~" Lance whined. "I don't like him. Take it off~ I don't wanna bond with him either. Besides, he would probably start talking 'bout that 'bonding moment' or something."
"Wait, I thought you said,"Nope, don't remember. Didn't happen." You do remember, don't you?!" Keith points a finger in his direction.
Lance scoffs. "So? What's it to you? Why do you even care anyway?"
He crosses his arms. "I don't know! It just irritates me or something."
"Seriously? Why would it irritate you when it is basically bonding with me? I thought you hated me!"
He sighs. "I don't hate you. I never said I did."
"So? Do you hate me?"
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