Level ?: S.H.O.T.A.'s Dojo - Part 1.2
Jan 14, 2019
Version with animations: https://tekina.wixsite.com/gamefixed-2/shota-s-dojo-part-1
((I’m not quite sure what S.H.O.T.A.’s alignment is, but it’s definitely chaotic.))
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[FROM THE ARCHIVES OF THE T̸̼͉̐͗͛-̵̢͖̈́̀͂͊-̷̻̹̼͊̌͋͝X̷̘̫͎̀͌-̴̲̎̌̓_̸͆͛͂̍͂ͅ_̴̩̮̜̹̳̑̚͝͝-̷̛̞̮̀ ̸̡̼̉̕A̶̢̭͋͑́D̴̨̈́͋-̷̼̦͖̋͝-̸͙̍̂́͊̚_̷̼͋̌̚_̶̮̅̅͝R̷͚̘̭͔͊͑̔̍͛]
[DATE: 01.04.2̵̖̎̋̊͐-̸͖̻͇̿̽͆͐̕_̶̯͙͙̞̀͋_̷̗̳̀̎͝]
[DR. B] What are you doing?
[DR. H] I'm playing a game. Uh, you can come watch if you want.
[DR. B] Wow, is that really a video game? It's so... primitive. I can barely tell what those shapes are supposed to be. Why would you play something like this?
[DR. H] Because it's really good. The storyline is very endearing.
[DR. B] But it's so clunky, so... pixelated. It's not even three-dimensional! Did you dig this out of a museum? For crying out loud, H̷̭̻͌̌̿̅ͅ-̸̪̹̹̱̂̈́̈́͐̀-̶̰̻̱̙̔͌͒͋͜-̸̙̲̲̞͆̅̍̕͝/̶̖̘̦̓͗/̷̫̹̙͆͐͆-̸̺̝̝̓͋, this must have been one of the first rudimentary games ever developed!
[DR. H] Oh, well, uh, actually, it was made at a time when high-definition, detailed graphics were already a thing. But the guy who made it was trying to capture the spirit of an earlier era of gaming.
[DR. B] I can't imagine why.
[DR. H] Wait, Dr. B̸̹̀e̶̝̋á̴͍l̶͔̀, you might appreciate this—this game remembers the choices you make and changes the storyline based on them. That's pretty interesting, right?
[DR. B] This is a waste of time. Get back to work, Doctor.
[DR. H] Wait! Don't go! You'll like this next part!
[DR. B] Oh, is that so— SWEET MOTHER OF S̷-̴M̷E̴G̸A̴, THE HELL IS THAT THING?!
[DR. H] One of the final bosses.
[DR. B] Damn, it’s like looking into the face of insanity…
[DR. H] Hey, you were scoffing at the graphics before. Don’t you think this is better? It’s more realistic-looking, isn’t it?
[DR. B] For the love of all that is good and holy, bring back the damn pixels and get that monstrosity off our screens!
[END OF TRANSCRIPT]
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